GFZ - The Wet One | Swinging Heaven

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Awww at that father/son bonding Pete Mine informed me tonight (my night with him!!) that he was going off to stay with my brother hmmph lol. Doesn't want his Mummy anymore :cry: lol. So I said that he could stay with me tomorrow night instead of going to his dads as his dad has got him on Sunday and he said no cos they are going to a show or something Soo that's me, totally unwanted this weekend lol. Anyone have any use for a discarded, unwanted, not required, quite well behaved mum??? :) :lol2:
A very large Sancerre please bartender

how many times have I been there rolleyes

kids, dontcha just love em? :shock:
"Anyone have any use for a discarded, unwanted, not required, quite well behaved mum??? :) :lol2:"
check yourt box wink

20 Jul 2007

Quote by poshkate
Thanks MrFC......now come and get in the jacuzzi so I can have a feel of that bum of yours

Ok...mrFC delves into the warm bubbles of the jacuzzi........aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!bliss...now Kate I believe a feel was mentioned :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC
Thanks MrFC......now come and get in the jacuzzi so I can have a feel of that bum of yours

Ok...mrFC delves into the warm bubbles of the jacuzzi........aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!bliss...now Kate I believe a feel was mentioned :twisted:
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Hello Mr FC hope Mrs FC is well smile

xxxxxx

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Oooohhh 2 sexy bartenders :rascal:
Hmmmm, if both of them serve me with a sancerre each, then I am going to be on my knees before you know it :eeek: :lol2:

while you're down there :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooohhh 2 sexy bartenders :rascal:
Hmmmm, if both of them serve me with a sancerre each, then I am going to be on my knees before you know it :eeek: :lol2:

while you're down there :twisted biggrin

amn! You beat me to it!
Will

20 Jul 2007

Quote by willxx69
Oooohhh 2 sexy bartenders :rascal:
Hmmmm, if both of them serve me with a sancerre each, then I am going to be on my knees before you know it :eeek: :lol2:

while you're down there :twisted biggrin

amn! You beat me to it!
Will
get in the queue poke

20 Jul 2007

Quote by Corrie2007
Hello Mr FC hope Mrs FC is well xxxxxx

Hi Corrie

yep! both very well and living life to the full :shock:

20 Jul 2007

ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:
Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by Poshkate
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Quote by MrFC
Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here
:twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Oooohhh 2 sexy bartenders :rascal:
Hmmmm, if both of them serve me with a sancerre each, then I am going to be on my knees before you know it :eeek: :lol2:

while you're down there :twisted:
rotflmao

You don't miss a chance girl do you??? :rascal: biggrin

Not bloody likely! :grin:

20 Jul 2007

Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by poshkate
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:
not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here
:twisted:
MrFC dons his scuba gear and delves to the nether regions of beyond
OOOOOOO!! miss Kate you have been waiting haven't you :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

Quote by poshkate
not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here :twisted:

Blatant tart@PK!!! :giggle: Ohh go on then get stuck in there :rascal:
come and join us Varca.....you know ya want to :giggle:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC
ready and waiting hun.... :twisted:

Quote by MrFC
Well I'm ready....... :twisted: are you waiting...... :twisted:

Quote by poshkate
not anymore....think I might have a feel elsewhere as well now you're here
:twisted:

Quote by MrFC
MrFC dons his scuba gear and delves to the nether regions of beyond
OOOOOOO!! miss Kate you have been waiting haven't you :twisted:

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by willxx69
Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

I'm with you mate, bl***y disgusting state of affairs rolleyes

same again plz lol

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

Yes please Will biggrin

Varca sheepishly asks for a top-up of her sancerre please.. the last one got knocked over by PK in her rush to get to Mr FC in the jacuzzi rolleyes

:lol2:
Moi.....knock over drinks.......never..... rotflmao

actually I could do with a top up myself Will kiss

.....2 glasses of vino and I can't quote properly.....I must be out of practice :lol2:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by poshkate
I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

READY!!!!! Do you think the jacuzzi will cope......... rolleyes

20 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

READY!!!!! Do you think the jacuzzi will cope......... rolleyes

that's no use....how am I ment to grope your bum when you're wearing that.....just get neked and you can breathe through your ears :giggle:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by poshkate
Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

Yes please Will biggrin

Varca sheepishly asks for a top-up of her sancerre please.. the last one got knocked over by PK in her rush to get to Mr FC in the jacuzzi rolleyes

:lol2:
Moi.....knock over drinks.......never..... rotflmao

actually I could do with a top up myself Will kiss

.....2 glasses of vino Coming right up! :cheers:
Will

20 Jul 2007

Quote by poshkate

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

READY!!!!! Do you think the jacuzzi will cope.........
that's no use....how am I ment to grope your bum when you're wearing that.....just get neked and you can breathe through your ears :giggle:
OK!!!!!!!!! HERE I COME........DIVE...DIVE........DIVE cool

How do I breath through me ears ?
8-)

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Ahem - Can I get anyone a drink during this disgraceful exhibition of wanton carnal desire!
Will :giggle:

Yes please Will biggrin

Varca sheepishly asks for a top-up of her sancerre please.. the last one got knocked over by PK in her rush to get to Mr FC in the jacuzzi rolleyes

:lol2:
Moi.....knock over drinks.......never..... rotflmao

actually I could do with a top up myself Will kiss

.....2 glasses of vino and I can't quote properly.....I must be out of practice :lol2:
Ahh I must be thinking of the other "drink knocking over in rush to get to sexy in man in jacuzzi PK" :giggle: Ahhh just thought hmmmm logically that means that if there are two of you, then whilst one is errm.... testing Mr FC's.... errm apparatus, then, the other one must be free to come play with me :lol2: :grin:Indeed I am! Now where would you like to sample your Sancerre from! :rascal:
Will innocent

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca

Indeed I am! Now where would you like to sample your Sancerre from! :rascal:
Will

Now you are putting risque and naughty thoughts into my otherwise innocent mindWill smackbottom

*cough* *splutter*
Sassy gets a cloth to wipe coffee from the monitor :dry:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by MrFC

I just hope you've got a full tank of air young man :giggle:

READY!!!!! Do you think the jacuzzi will cope.........
that's no use....how am I ment to grope your bum when you're wearing that.....just get neked and you can breathe through your ears :giggle:
OK!!!!!!!!! HERE I COME........DIVE...DIVE........DIVE cool

How do I breath through me ears ?

oh you'll work it out......if not I'm very good at mouth to mouth :twisted:

20 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
Ahh I must be thinking of the other "drink knocking over in rush to get to sexy in man in jacuzzi PK" :giggle: Ahhh just thought hmmmm logically that means that if there are two of you, then whilst one is errm.... testing Mr FC's.... errm apparatus, then, the other one must be free to come play with me :lol2: :grin:

I'm sure I can manage you and MrFC's apparatus :giggle:

21 Jul 2007

MrFC finally surfaces for air
Wow!!! I would have come up sooner had PK not had me in a headlock :shock:

21 Jul 2007

Coffee please confused

strong, black and in a bucket :color:

21 Jul 2007

Morning folks nice to see the GFZ has had a polish and a buff up and making an apperance, looks like I missed all the fun last night.
Well at least I'm not knee deep in water, wine maybe :giggle:

21 Jul 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Morning folks nice to see the GFZ has had a polish and a buff up and making an apperance, looks like I missed all the fun last night.
Well at least I'm not knee deep in water, wine maybe :giggle:

you are so not funny

Anyone got a spare boat rolleyes

more coffee please :?

21 Jul 2007

My son just made me some scrambled eggs and a cup of tea - how lovely is that!
I'll have a glass or two of wine later though, if there's any on offer. Mr FB is out tonight and I can't taxi him so I might as well have a drinky, hmmm?