GFZ - Tinsel special | Swinging Heaven

15 Dec 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

Can we have a Christmas decoration special please?
Show us your tree!! I haven't got one.....

15 Dec 2006

There ya go hun, the perfect tree for this lot rolleyes

Coffee for me please, black no sugar. I'm working tonight sad

15 Dec 2006

My tree:
It's an invisible tree,just like the invisible man - but it's not a man it's a tree.

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

There ya go hun, the perfect tree for this lot
Coffee for me please, black no sugar. I'm working tonight

WOW!! Love it.. is it empty or full?
Black coffee is perfect - just got some dripping away.
:happy:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
My tree:
It's an invisible tree,just like the invisible man - but it's not a man it's a tree.

Can you turn the lights on?

15 Dec 2006

I suppose while I'm here I'll have a Magners cider 's just the same as any other cider but costs a quid more a bottle - clever people those Magners cider people lol!

15 Dec 2006

I'm putting my tree up tomorrow... I will take a picture when it's decorated and pretty.
In the meantime can I get a port and lemonade please? lol

15 Dec 2006

Quote by keeno
My tree:
It's an invisible tree,just like the invisible man - but it's not a man it's a tree.

Can you turn the lights on?
They ARE on already Keeno!Look again.. wink

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
Black coffee is perfect - just got some dripping away.
:happy:

Oh Jags, please make that two black coffees, one Sassy and one for little old me as well wink

After a very busy afternoons shopping I think I need something nice and strong to take my mind of my feet (and empty purse) lol

15 Dec 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
My tree:
It's an invisible tree,just like the invisible man - but it's not a man it's a tree.

Can you turn the lights on?
They ARE on already Keeno!Look again.. wink

You're right I was looking on the wrong side of the page :shock: Nice tinsel!!

15 Dec 2006

Here is my tree.
:doh: you meant christmass tree didn't you lol

15 Dec 2006

I've got a bush dunno

Will that do?

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Black coffee is perfect - just got some dripping away.
:happy:

Oh Jags, please make that two black coffees, one Sassy and one for little old me as well wink

After a very busy afternoons shopping I think I need something nice and strong to take my mind of my feet (and empty purse) lol

Coming up NWC! I've been trying to get to the shops for two days now and work keeps on getting in the way. redface

Tried to drive to the MetroCentre about an hour ago... I could have got to the moon easier and faster...and gave up!
Coffee, Magners (can't see the attraction but hey, ho!) and a large large dry dry white wine for me.
:lol:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by goose35

Here is my tree.
:doh: you meant christmass tree didn't you

Shouldn't that read Mother Goose, Goose?

15 Dec 2006

Quote by goose35

Here is my tree.
:doh: you meant christmass tree didn't you

Your grandparents all have the same surname - they're related! NOW I understand why you are the way you are! It all makes sense now. You need a little bit of Mallard or Canadian in there to stop inbreeding - go boy!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

Here is my tree.
:doh: you meant christmass tree didn't you

Your grandparents all have the same surname - they're related! NOW I understand why you are the way you are! It all makes sense now. You need a little bit of Mallard or Canadian in there to stop inbreeding - go boy!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
rotflmao

yeh but thats what i called them when i was a kid i had two grandad gooses and two grandma gooses. They had different names. :lol:
Anyway it was a rush job :lol:
Any Fosters EC in here confused

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15 Dec 2006

Show us your Christmas tree first - no tree no drink!
:cry:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
Your grandparents all have the same surname - they're related! NOW I understand why you are the way you are! It all makes sense now. You need a little bit of Mallard or Canadian in there to stop inbreeding - go boy!

But my great great Grandma and Ians great great Grandad are brother and sister so where does that leave us dunno

Off to take a picture of the tree bolt

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

There ya go hun, the perfect tree for this lot
Coffee for me please, black no sugar. I'm working tonight

WOW!! Love it.. is it empty or full?
Black coffee is perfect - just got some dripping away.
:happy:
Empty of course :roll:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Empty of course

:cry: :cry: :upset:
wink

15 Dec 2006

Can some one help me I've got to put some lights up outside and its a bit windy :shock:

15 Dec 2006

Quote by keeno
Can some one help me I've got to put some lights up outside and its a bit windy :shock:

cue gratuitous upskirt peek rolleyes

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie

But my great great Grandma and Ians great great Grandad are brother and sister so where does that leave us dunno

Off to take a picture of the tree bolt

That's too far to count! I just feel for your children, it's always them who suffer.
lol

Get your tree out for the gals.

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can some one help me I've got to put some lights up outside and its a bit windy :shock:

cue gratuitous upskirt peek rolleyes

Oooh I hadn't thought of that. Do you think I should wear trousers then? redface

15 Dec 2006

Here's one my daughter made for me biggrin

I can't find my camera confused

or I'd post a real one-promise ;)

Now can I have something big n wet n alcoholic please ? ( No not a pic of Oliver Reed swimming thanks!!)

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
I just feel for your children, it's always them who suffer.

They live with us, thats enough damage for anyone to suffer rolleyes

Tree is on its way :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

15 Dec 2006

NEED an electrician - all those lights have shorted my quotes!
:cry: :cry:

15 Dec 2006

Decorated by the kids rolleyes

15 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

Black coffee is perfect - just got some dripping away.
:happy:

Oh Jags, please make that two black coffees, one Sassy and one for little old me as well wink

After a very busy afternoons shopping I think I need something nice and strong to take my mind of my feet (and empty purse) lol

Coming up NWC! I've been trying to get to the shops for two days now and work keeps on getting in the way. redface

Tried to drive to the MetroCentre about an hour ago... I could have got to the moon easier and faster...and gave up!
Coffee, Magners (can't see the attraction but hey, ho!) and a large large dry dry white wine for me.
:lol:
I'll switch to Jagners cider instead then lol! :wink:

15 Dec 2006

Cant take one of my tree it's barricaded to stop the dog taking it out back lol

I will root one out from last year :lol: