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It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends

GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Blimey........has no one got one going yet!
I've been down ..........the old supermarket today and got all the neccessaries :roll:
and the controls are broken evil
OOOOhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Where does my alligiance lie......
with ther men........or my betrothed?
HELP!!!!
:taz: Why not a GFZ and a MGFZ...... innocent
pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:
No vino for me tonight- i need at least a pint of irn bru to get rid of my roughness!
you can't beat it!
I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!
:twisted:
maz x
Quote by mazandden
I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss
Quote by poshkate

I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss
Of course, i'll be returning the favour.....
Quote by poshkate
pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:

OOEER!!!! Miss Kate :shock: cool
I've got the deep heat ready for a luurvely massage.. biggrin
draw him in PK ...........I think another GFZ is underfoot for the men folk evil
Girlies don ya weaponary and bring them men coming :twisted:
they will only have their telly and beer and pizza and smellie bottoms to comfort them :giggle:
We girlies can have fun and steam up the windows and have fun :twisted: I'm sure beer footie and bottom burps have nooooo attraction confused
I'll be one of the serving wenches tonight wink
anyone else care to join me :twisted:
Quote by mazandden

I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss
Of course, i'll be returning the favour.....
Quote by MrFC
pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:

OOEER!!!! Miss Kate :shock: cool
I've got the deep heat ready for a luurvely massage.. biggrin
WOO HOO......this is starting to look like fun :bounce:
Quote by poshkate

I think i need to settle down in that jacuzzi and rest my weary body, with a foot and leg rub...anyone offering?!

On my way babe kiss
Of course, i'll be returning the favour.....
Quote by MrFC
pass me a glass of vino while you're up MrFC, I'm off for a quick dip in the jacuzzi, then I'll let you give me a massage to unwind :giggle:

OOEER!!!! Miss Kate :shock: cool
I've got the deep heat ready for a luurvely massage.. biggrin

WOO HOO......this is starting to look like fun :bounce:
worship At last a woman who finds the aroma and the soothing elements of deep heat a turn on....... :shock: confused
Is there a man that is fire retardant pleeeeeeeease !!!
Fireman pleeeease come to the rescue :twisted:
FB wanders in with her boobies out then realises her faux pas and covers them up sharpish. redface
Quote by Freckledbird
FB wanders in with her boobies out then realises her faux pas and covers them up sharpish. redface

faux pas or not, keep the boobies out!!! :twisted:
And hannah, i think there is more than enough room- we can do a circular massage!!!! :twisted:!!!
m xx
Quote by MrsFC
Is there a man that is fire retardant pleeeeeeeease !!!
Fireman pleeeease come to the rescue :twisted:

Does such a man exist ? innocent
White wine and a cool pool please, my garden is now 44 in the sunshine and 35 in the shade
cool
Quote by MrsFC
draw him in PK ...........I think another GFZ is underfoot for the men folk evil
Girlies don ya weaponary and bring them men coming :twisted:
they will only have their telly and beer and pizza and smellie bottoms to comfort them :giggle:
We girlies can have fun and steam up the windows and have fun :twisted: I'm sure beer footie and bottom burps have nooooo attraction confused
I'll be one of the serving wenches tonight wink
anyone else care to join me :twisted:

But I don't like football sad
lol
Morning to all biggrin so how many people suffering from hangovers and sunburn this morning then
rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by Ukwineman
Morning to all biggrin so how many people suffering from hangovers and sunburn this morning then
rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Sunburn? That some kind of joke? wink You obviously live on the east half!
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I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.
Quote by Stormwalker
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He is in the right room... lay down stormy and here is your 'cold one'
how does that feel ???
Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
wrong room indeed rolleyes
Sorry Pete, but looking lady boobs beats looking man boobs any day of the week.
Girls!, oil me, then have your way with me.......
Quote by splendid_
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He is in the right room... lay down stormy and here is your 'cold one'
how does that feel ???
It's a strapon isn't it rolleyes
Quote by Stormwalker
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He is in the right room... lay down stormy and here is your 'cold one'
how does that feel ???
It's a strapon isn't it rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh you poor innocent child, good luck :thumbup: Im off before they catch me to :shock: bolt
Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He is in the right room... lay down stormy and here is your 'cold one'
how does that feel ???
It's a strapon isn't it rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh you poor innocent child, good luck :thumbup: Im off before they catch me to :shock: bolt
Come back ya bugger!!
Man down!
Bandsman!!!!
Quote by Stormwalker
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He is in the right room... lay down stormy and here is your 'cold one'
how does that feel ???
It's a strapon isn't it rolleyes
oh you poor innocent child, good luck :thumbup: Im off before they catch me to :shock: bolt
Come back ya bugger!!
Man down!
Bandsman!!!!
harumph... you are such a cynic. :roll:
it is only the small one, honest
Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Petey ! smackbottom wenchie duties for you young man :twisted:
Quote by Stormwalker
It's a strapon isn't it rolleyes

When you've finished - come over the proper GFZ and tell us all about it. There's a large one (bevvy) waiting for you over there.
.
Quote by MrsFC
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Petey ! smackbottom wenchie duties for you young man :twisted:
rolleyes I'm not here, honest, I'm in the other one bolt