Quote by Steve_Mids
Can I have a bacon and egg butty please, if someone's cooking?
I will cook for you all but only if i can wear my pinny.
Louise xx
Your pinny.............And just your pinny ;-)
Great minds....
and yours and mine
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GFZ - Winter blues
Sex God
I'm giving serious consideration to getting dressed.
Then again, it's too late in the day now - might as well be ready for bed hmm?
I'll have a cup of tea if anyone's mashing.
Then again, it's too late in the day now - might as well be ready for bed hmm?
I'll have a cup of tea if anyone's mashing.
Quote by Kiss
What ho! chaps,
I'll have a bit of everything please and an egg.
It's nearly lunch time! You'll have to wait.
Whats for lunch then? Whats on the menu?
Louise xx
Don't look at me... cooking is ladies work.
:lol:
you buying for every one
: or just the few lucky ones 
shame you don't have any cooking skills, its what hands where made for i believe both men and women have two hands :shock:
or are you offering to do the DIY for the ladies to do lunch :?: === 1 can Red Bull per job :lol: well, Red Bull seems to be the fuel of the working lads! :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
I'll have a large bucket of vodka - and I agree... it is way too late in the day to consider getting dressed.
now theres a thought ...i have to think about getting dress in the next hour .... girls night out!
although did i say dress not much to it!i hope you all have a fab eve ...don't drink tooo much ... i will!
Quote by maidenfair
What ho! chaps,
I'll have a bit of everything please and an egg.
It's nearly lunch time! You'll have to wait.
Whats for lunch then? Whats on the menu?
Louise xx
Don't look at me... cooking is ladies work.
:lol:
you buying for every one
: or just the few lucky ones shame you don't have any cooking skills, its what hands where made for i believe both men and women have two hands :shock:
or are you offering to do the DIY for the ladies to do lunch :?: === 1 can Red Bull per job :lol: well, Red Bull seems to be the fuel of the working lads! :lol:
I can cook - I just don't like to.
I can do DIY and I do enjoy it.
How about I pop round and we can come to some arrangement. :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
What ho! chaps,
I'll have a bit of everything please and an egg.
It's nearly lunch time! You'll have to wait.
Whats for lunch then? Whats on the menu?
Louise xx
Don't look at me... cooking is ladies work.
:lol:
you buying for every one
: or just the few lucky ones shame you don't have any cooking skills, its what hands where made for i believe both men and women have two hands :shock:
or are you offering to do the DIY for the ladies to do lunch :?: === 1 can Red Bull per job :lol: well, Red Bull seems to be the fuel of the working lads! :lol:
I can cook - I just don't like to.
I can do DIY and I do enjoy it.
How about I pop round and we can come to some arrangement. :rascal:
:lol: i don't drive so i can't do the popping around!
is it popping around if its over 100 miles :?: :shock:
i really need to remind myself to leave the young ladies alone :lol: this coming from a woman who's going out with a 19yr tonight
i'l be good :angel: im crap at DIY but i can change a fuse/plug safely! :lol: oh! and a light buld :lol:
Quote by Kiss
i really need to remind myself to leave the young ladies alone
No you don't!!
:giggle:
:lol: ok hun ....... i'l keep that in mind
im off out just popped on for a min!
im dressed to kill ...or at least i think so and i'l not be looking in a mirror to double check ...long gone the years!
i hope you all have a fab evening ...don't drink too much vodka
Sex God
Its ok, ignore me, I'm just mine sweeping but all the buckets seem to be empty 
oh well time to raid the bar
shag anyone? :shock:
oh well time to raid the bar
shag anyone? :shock:
Sex God
Too early for a shag but I'll have a "cuppa tea father" if there's one on the go!
but I'll have a "cuppa tea father" if there's one on the go! 
ops: :giggle:
Sex God
Good morning Mrs gaddabout and Mr up all night :rose:
Sex God
Lightweights
having just discovered a 2 litre bottle of vodka and a blow up sheep (*) behind the bar, I'm sure the rest of the early hours will be fun
Fire i have far too much respect for you so i will not introduce you to the sheep.
Shireen, you're just greedy so leave the sheep alone, .......
Steve, what can i say? :lol1:
plink
fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, more champers please
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:dunno:
having just discovered a 2 litre bottle of vodka and a blow up sheep (*) behind the bar, I'm sure the rest of the early hours will be fun
Fire i have far too much respect for you so i will not introduce you to the sheep.
Shireen, you're just greedy so leave the sheep alone, .......
Steve, what can i say? :lol1:
plink
fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, more champers please
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:dunno:
Sex God
Quote by felixx1416
:shock: doesnt anyone go to sleep in this place
thanks mate
your purrrrrfectly safe, I dont do cats
Sex God
Quote by felixx1416
:shock: doesnt anyone go to sleep in this place
thanks mate
your purrrrrfectly safe, I dont do cats
put if you look close pete theres now a mrs felixx :wink:
races to the profile button
Sex God
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: 
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: unfortunatly i dont fit the profile
i just knew i was gonna hete this single male status thing ffs 