GFZ !!!!

30 Mar 2004

Now that you have a FAB NEW GFZ , is there going to be a little party biggrin

:D :D Can I now ask to be considerd to be a serving wench for this weekend. wink

:wink: :wink:

30 Mar 2004

I would like to be considered too.
I can do any hours (except between the hours of 1pm and 6pm on Sunday!)
I can pour drinks, flash my chest, tidy up, flash my chest, open beer bottles, flash my chest, order takeaways, flash my chest...
I can get references and I have a CV here (sorry, it's so long, I know CV's should only be 2 pages but how can you possibly condense 40 pages into 2?)
Thank you for your time and I look forward to the interview! :twisted:

30 Mar 2004

YOU BIG TART !!!!!! don't be too willing, Blue we have the job!!! :twisted:

30 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Now that you have a FAB NEW GFZ , is there going to be a little party :D :D Can I now ask to be considerd to be a serving wench for this weekend. :wink: :wink:

OOOh!!! Are there any more vacancies for serving wenches? I have a lovely outfit that might just be suitable...

30 Mar 2004

YES!!! *looks out uniform*
:twisted:

30 Mar 2004

The more the merrier ( hopefully the men :twisted: ) they don't know that we are in charge of the GFZ really. They have some secret pin code!!! but they don't call me Mrs FC for nothing :twisted: Maybe see you there Friday !!!!!

30 Mar 2004

Kat!!
Fred!!!
Guys!!!
I think they're plotting AGAIN!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

31 Mar 2004

Plotting! Damn Females!
Sarge, you have permission to go and sort them out! mad

lhk
Kat

31 Mar 2004

Only if you can catch me !!

31 Mar 2004

So how many wenches we got??????
Mmmmmmmm! they look a keen bunch. The third 'wench' from the left looks to have the right skills....love that action wink

31 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat
Plotting! Damn Females!
Sarge, you have permission to go and sort them out!
lhk
Kat

Kat you can come and sort me out anytime..... :twisted:

31 Mar 2004

I still don't know what a Girl Free Zone really means but it's great. You guys (and gals) are a real tonic! Explanations in words of one syllable will be taken in my stride. biggrin

31 Mar 2004

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies..... You have so much to learn rolleyes

You can plot and scheme as much as you desire, but there is no way you can sneak your way into the GFZ and claim it for yourselves ! Our swipe card entry system is just the tip of the security iceberg, there are other measures in place, so secret, that we can not discuss them outside of the GFZ, so you have been warned ! smackbottom

Quite why you're all volunteering to become serving wenches in the GFZ is quite alarming, the GFZ my look brand new, and nice and clean, however, we have yet to christen the room properly, we haven't left month old pizza's lying around, and Sarge hasn't left carrot stains on the carpet yet. Will you all be so keen to offer your services after we've put the finishing touches to it !?!?!?
Well, I'm off to stock the bar up with some acquired pint glasses; Fred, I have stuck to my zero budget, have no fears there, however, if the landlord of the dog and duck knocks on the door, you know nothing ! :giggle:

31 Mar 2004

I think we are being hard on the girlies. kiss

I love 'em all to bits...we should encourage them to feel a cherished part of our lives. In fact, give them all a nice map to help them find their little paths to us in the GFZ......(should be a nice quiet, girl-free weekend lads....)

31 Mar 2004

How many times do I have to tell you boys.......There is NO such thing as a GFZ!!
You think a little itsy bitsy swipe card system is gonna keep us out. Think again lads. Us girlies are tougher than you think.
Just you wait and see........ (can't wait for Friday....) This is WAR!!!
Wilma
Chairwoman SHWI, GFZ Storm Trooper,
Chief Whip and Thigh Length Boot Wearer

31 Mar 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Just you wait and see........ (can't wait for Friday....) This is WAR!!!

Wilma, I'm quaking :giggle:

31 Mar 2004

As long as it not in MY boots Brumlad then quake away!!! (Sarcastic little bugger, he will be first on the list!!!)
Tum te tum te tum te tum........
Love
Wilma
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31 Mar 2004

I was all for throwing in the towel !!!!
NOT BLOODY LIKELY NOW !! :twisted:
If its to be WAR then so be it.
Battle armour will be on.
Leathers and Boots !!!!!!!!

31 Mar 2004

hey lads, it's working..they're all coming in leather and boots . Don't forget to tell 'em that we DO NOT want any girlies serving our beer and cooking things....

31 Mar 2004

Arti im not my battle gear for cleaning the GFZ..................I wanted to party :cry:
and the boys won't let me be a serving wench !!!!!! :upset:
I don't mind cleaning up next week with my marigolds, and freshner.

31 Mar 2004

Mrs FC.
Is it just me or do you have purple paint dripping off you on your new Avatar?? You girlies haven't secretly been renovating the BFZ have you???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Apr 2004

Sarge......maybe,maybe not.
The BFZ is tranquill with light airy colours, floral pattens and nice smelling. biggrin

Ahhhh !!!!! Relaxation im going to put my weary feet up now and have a cuppa.
MrFC can I have a chocolate biscuit as well. kiss

1 Apr 2004

LMAO - I have just seen the GFZ in daylight. Nice job boys NOT!!!
I took some pics girls for you all to see what budding DIYers we have at SH.

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Love
Wilma
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