GFZ -

4 Apr 2004

MrsFC gingerly knocks on the door and hopefully will be invited in.
knock knock !!

4 Apr 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
Where the f**k is Hmm Hmm LL when you need him!
Can't I just bite the inside of your thighs - that seemed to work last time???????????? You was squealing then - ain't that right Hmm Hmm LL?
:roll:
Fred

Fred - the mood I'm in you can bite the inside of my thigh, the back of my neck or all points inbetween all evening!! Tonight, Fred, I am a quiet tame and docile pussycat! Come stroke me now cos tomorrow I'll be the difficult and cantankerous tiger you know of old...purr purr!! lol

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4 Apr 2004

Quote by MrsFC
MrsFC gingerly knocks on the door and hopefully will be invited in.
knock knock !!

You don't need to knock - you pay the same dues as the rest of us (Fred's famous and very funny 'fuck all squared') so feel free to open the door and breeze in!!
lol

4 Apr 2004

Evenin' All, It's good to be back! Ah! hello Mrs have you got the drinks sorted then! smile

4 Apr 2004

Oh Ha Ha HA!!! Very funny. Who put those mushrooms on the door step? Forty five minutes I have been trying to build up the courage to get past them. Where's fearless Fred the Roundhead when you need him!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I asume Jags has been escorted out of the buiding now?? Right Mr FC, I have restocked the fridge after the rush in here last night so it is time we sat down and put this new sofa through its paces. This TV is great isn't it? Let's see if we can find the re-run of yesterdays match.
:karaoke: " He scores goals Paul Scholes, he scores goals." lol

:lol: :lol:

4 Apr 2004

Hey guys, yeah the TV is grrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm booking my place on the sofa early to watch the F1 highlights tonight lol

:lol: :lol:
Pass me a beer someone, will you....

4 Apr 2004

Blue here's your beer !........Anyone else while im up ?????
Sarge fancy anything !!!!

4 Apr 2004

yes please cold one for me :-)

4 Apr 2004

Ok,
MrsFC strolls over to the fridge
OMG.....The fridge is DEAD !!!!!!!
td your beer is warm :shock:

4 Apr 2004

Mrs FC, I assume you are here in your Wench capacity???? Now come here while I smack your bum. That mushroom info was supposed to be a secret. Information like that could be dangerous in the wrong hands!!!
Hi Blue, same old result in the GP then???

4 Apr 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ok,
MrsFC strolls over to the fridge
OMG.....The fridge is DEAD !!!!!!!
td your beer is warm :shock:

just like the person serving wink

4 Apr 2004

:smackbottom:
Sarge !!! Sarge !........
I didn't tell... honest .!! redface

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4 Apr 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ok,
MrsFC strolls over to the fridge
OMG.....The fridge is DEAD !!!!!!!
td your beer is warm :shock:

Mrs FC - That's the oven!!!! Those beers were in there hidden for restocking purposes later. poke

4 Apr 2004

Yeaugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The beer's warm :crazy: .... OK, who forgot to plug the fridge in rolleyes

Yeah Sarge, same old result again lol

:lol: :lol: King Michael is on top form this season. But you never know, the Button boy might win a race yet!

4 Apr 2004

O GOD !!!! and im not blonde !!! redface

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sorry to anyone that maybe. x

4 Apr 2004

Wow look what I just found outisde.
Come out of the cupboard Sarge it won't bite, honest.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

4 Apr 2004

OMG!!!!! It's got eyes!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
No way am I coming out of here !!! redface

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4 Apr 2004

oy !!! mush!!! come out of the room !!! :giggle:

4 Apr 2004

A mushroom with eyes...

... poor Sarge, you'll definately be sleeping with the light on tonight :rotflmao:
Aw, I shouldn't mock... when I was little I was scared of birds cos I thought they had no eyes :shock: - taking me on a trip to the seaside was a nightmare for my parents - all those bloody gulls :crazy:
Someone pass Sarge another beer, or maybe something stronger - looks like he needs it :rotflmao:

4 Apr 2004

A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up. He gives her a few cheap lines, and she replies "Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!" Then the mushroom says, "What's the matter? I'm a fun-gi!"
Sorry couldn't resist!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

4 Apr 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Can someone please dial 999, I think Sarge has just had a heart attack :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Apr 2004

It's OK Sarge. Sneak off to the BFZ. You'll be safe in there. These girlies wouldn't dare enter.

4 Apr 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Apr 2004

OK - which one of you bastards crossed out "Devilled Kidneys" on the starters for lunch tomorrow and wrote "Mushroom Soup"
You sick puppy!

4 Apr 2004

Cheer up Sarge it may never happen!!

4 Apr 2004

It was me Fred sorry. It was on request from someone in the cupboard. It was Scream of Mushroom!!!
It's the way I tell 'em lol

:lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

4 Apr 2004

FFS. I have just realised it's dark in here. Where do mushrooms hang out together!!!????
They could be in here watching me now!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Stand back, I'm coming out of the closet (Never thought I would say that!!) wink

4 Apr 2004

OOOO get you!!

4 Apr 2004

Isn't there mushroom in there Sarge!!! Get it Much Room/mushroom!!!!
lol

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Sorry, I promise to stop.

4 Apr 2004

No don't stop, this will do Sarge good.... in the psychology game experts reckon that lots of contact with the object of the phobia is beneficial.... soon he will realise that mushrooms are really not that scary, well either that or he really will have a heart attack :shock: