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anais
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Is it safe to come ere??? wink

Its a bit pongy in here. Have you boys left the windows closed all weekend.
NWC scuttles off and lets some fresh air into the room
Men, can leave them to do anything rolleyes
I thought it was socks and feet! Now Im not so sure... confused :?
Thanks for the fresh air NWC......and breeeeaaaath! smile
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
NWC scuttles off and lets some fresh air into the room

Now yer not saying it's fresher 'cos you've scuttled off now are you?
<<<< Choon wanders in search of the fragrant NWC. >>>>>
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westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

So now out on the patio with a bottle of White Grenache.
Fancy joining me Pete - if yer there? Got a couple of Stellas in the fridge (oh and a lager or two as well)! wink

Is that offer only for blokes then?
Well I noticed you didn't take up the offer of a massage last night.
But if you fancy one of me Stellas then cwtch right up! kiss
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Well I noticed you didn't take up the offer of a massage last night.
But if you fancy one of me Stellas then cwtch right up! kiss
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I arrived too late for that offer! Has all the Grenache gone? I'm cwtching smile
westerross
Sex God
Quote by anais
Is it safe to come ere??? wink

'Course it's safe(ish). Take yer coat - and anything else yer fancy, off and we'll see to your every need.
A glass of.....?
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westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

Well I noticed you didn't take up the offer of a massage last night.
But if you fancy one of me Stellas then cwtch right up! kiss
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I arrived too late for that offer! Has all the Grenache gone? I'm cwtching smile
No I've got a fridge full gel. Ready fer some special guests :twisted: but there's plenty to go around.
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Make mine a large glass then please honey biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Make mine a large glass then please honey biggrin

Coming right up!
Any others? :cheers:
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Sarah
Sex God
Can we have a cool pool installed please??
And cool soft drinks please??
lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Can we have a cool pool installed please??
And cool soft drinks please??
lol

Paddling pool any good?
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Can we have a cool pool installed please??
And cool soft drinks please??
lol

Paddling pool any good?
Hehe - I think Sarah would prefer a plunge paddling pool.
Just filling it up ma'am.
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Sarah
Sex God
Yep a plunge pool will do, taking clothes off and getting ready............
anais
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Is it safe to come ere??? wink

'Course it's safe(ish). Take yer coat - and anything else yer fancy, off and we'll see to your every need.
A glass of.....?
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Ahhhhhhhhhh.....kids shoes off and relaxes!
Cheers Tune...I fancy something long and cold!
Soda and orange squash? smile
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Yep a plunge pool will do, taking clothes off and getting ready............

Ooops <<<<<< Choon starts spraying the hose all over the place - gets a grip >>>>>
Right - ready??? Pluuuuuuuunge!
Wow that's exhilarating!
Where's me trunks gone??? dunno
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Sarah
Sex God
What do you need trunks for???
Naked is ok lol
westerross
Sex God
Quote by anais
Is it safe to come ere??? wink

'Course it's safe(ish). Take yer coat - and anything else yer fancy, off and we'll see to your every need.
A glass of.....?
.
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....kids shoes off and relaxes!
Cheers Tune...I fancy something long and cold!
Soda and orange squash? smile
Just sticking it in the freezer!
In the meantime - Soda and orange squash coming up!
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anais
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Is it safe to come ere??? wink

'Course it's safe(ish). Take yer coat - and anything else yer fancy, off and we'll see to your every need.
A glass of.....?
.
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....kids shoes off and relaxes!
Cheers Tune...I fancy something long and cold!
Soda and orange squash? smile
Just sticking it in the freezer!
In the meantime - Soda and orange squash coming up!
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:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Let me know when its done :lol2:
Cheers for the drink...very welcome at the moment as im all hot and bothered! :smile:
Pete_sw
Sex God
:shock: whats all the noise.
Blimey, I must have dropped off blink
Got any of that larger left Tune? spitting feathers here :cheers:
My word sillyhwoar: where did all these bathing beauties spring from :P
Pete_sw
Sex God
Right chaps, we need a rescue plan for Stormy, the girls have got him in that perfume parlour of thiers and he's in imminent danger of being straponned :scared:
any ideas dunno
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
... and he's in imminent danger of being straponned ....
any ideas dunno

Yes -lucky fella! Leave him to his 'fate' - then bring him over fer a bevvy and to tell us all about it!
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Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by westerross
... and he's in imminent danger of being straponned ....
any ideas dunno

Yes -lucky fella! Leave him to his 'fate' - then bring him over fer a bevvy and to tell us all about it!
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:shock: oh, ok then rotflmao friends like us he don't need enemies :lol2: another brandy old chap?
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
... and he's in imminent danger of being straponned ....
any ideas dunno

Yes -lucky fella! Leave him to his 'fate' - then bring him over fer a bevvy and to tell us all about it!
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:shock: oh, ok then rotflmao friends like us he don't need enemies :lol2: another brandy old chap?
It's OK Splendid said it was a cold one - he won't feel a thing. Then when the sensation returns he won't remember we left him to his fate - he'll have other things on his mind. :shock:
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Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by westerross
... and he's in imminent danger of being straponned ....
any ideas dunno

Yes -lucky fella! Leave him to his 'fate' - then bring him over fer a bevvy and to tell us all about it!
.
:shock: oh, ok then rotflmao friends like us he don't need enemies :lol2: another brandy old chap?
It's OK Splendid said it was a cold one - he won't feel a thing. Then when the sensation returns he won't remember we left him to his fate - he'll have other things on his mind. :shock:
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very true, oh well, we just as well settle down in front of the plasma, watch some porn and get plastered, :cheers:
ahhhh this is the life drinkies
Unknown User
he loved every second.... I am not too sure how long he will be. He is now... ummmmmmm resting.
:shock:
westerross
Sex God
Right Pete's got the entertainment organised - I've got the lagers and the White Grenache lined up.
All we need is some wenches to serve.
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Stormwalker
Sex God
Stormy walks in very slowly “John Wayne” style
" Beer please" he whispers in a surprisingly high falsetto voice, I’ll just stand by the bar if that’s ok with you chaps. "oh, and a bag of ice"
westerross
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
he loved every second.... I am not too sure how long he will be. He is now... ummmmmmm resting.
:shock:

Hehe - just tell us what expression has he got on his face right now!!
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Pete_sw
Sex God
Well hello sexy lady :rascal:
would you like to come and join Tune and myself on the sofa innocent there's some sort of movie about to start i'm sure we'll all enjoy <que dastardly laugh>
Unknown User
Quote by Stormwalker
Stormy walks in very slowly “John Wayne” style
" Beer please" he whispers in a surprisingly high falsetto voice, I’ll just stand by the bar if that’s ok with you chaps. "oh, and a bag of ice"

biggrin
you were , as always, brilliant stormy.. and the bucking really added to it for me.
:twisted:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Well hello sexy lady :rascal:
would you like to come and join Tune and myself on the sofa innocent there's some sort of movie about to start i'm sure we'll all enjoy <que dastardly laugh>

Dare you to sit on her knee :twisted: