GFZ = Footie, Beer & Bottom Burps

3 Aug 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Here we go fella's, a place all to ourselves with no chance of being ridiculed smile

3 Aug 2007

OOOOhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Where does my alligiance lie...... confused

with ther men........or my betrothed?
HELP!!!!

3 Aug 2007

tut !...........we must have connected at the same time

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
anyone got a bbq up and running lol

my arms are sooooo long with all the shopping I've done thinking :idea: someone might have the same thoughts as me with the good weather today confused

3 Aug 2007

Wrong Thread!

3 Aug 2007

Quote by MrsFC
tut !...........we must have connected at the same time :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
anyone got a bbq up and running my arms are sooooo long with all the shopping I've done thinking :idea: someone might have the same thoughts as me with the good weather today

Great minds think alike cool

3 Aug 2007

Quote by st3v3
Here we go fella's, a place all to ourselves with no chance of being ridiculed

*Talking in a very deep voice*
Hello Blokes
Can I pull up a chair, sit on it backwards, scratch me bits, leave the toilet seat up,fart like a man possessed and never pick up my dirty socks?
I'll have a pint of Baileys please. :thumbup:
FRED! (blondes twin bruvver)

3 Aug 2007

just nipping over to the dark side to persuade someone to come over to the jacuzzi and give me a rub down.... any takers?!
m x

3 Aug 2007

it's ok, don't all rush at once- i have found a suitable masseuse- continue as you were.....
m x

3 Aug 2007

Quote by mazandden
it's ok, don't all rush at once- i have found a suitable masseuse- continue as you were.....
m x

*Talking in a very deep voice*
Its only Big Blokes allowed in here!
Get back to the sink :thumbup:
FRED (blondes bruvver)

3 Aug 2007

Burp :shock:
so wheres the footy on :cheers:
<scratch>
and whats free dunno

the beer? sounds great <fart> I'll order the takeaway :thumbup:

3 Aug 2007

Bollocks, I thought it meant GUYS free?!?!!?
Anyone going?!

3 Aug 2007

Plenty of beer Pete, there's a couple of crates in the corner, we've all been helping ourselves as the barmaid run off to the other place :cry:
Looks like some vandals bin messin with the title, time to step it up a gear :twisted:

3 Aug 2007

cheers St3v3 :cheers:
looks like the pizza's arrived, right time to get bollock naked and hit the hot tub drinkies

oh Maz, I'm free wink

3 Aug 2007

free for me to do anything I want with you Pete?!?!?! :twisted:

3 Aug 2007

Quote by mazandden
free for me to do anything I want with you Pete?!?!?! :twisted:

as long as its purely sexual :twisted:

3 Aug 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
free for me to do anything I want with you Pete?!?!?! :twisted:

as long as its purely sexual :twisted:
Oh..... Ok then....... :twisted:

4 Aug 2007

Ok,

4 Aug 2007

Quote by st3v3
Looks like some vandals bin messin with the title, time to step it up a gear :twisted:

My magic figures are working :smug:

4 Aug 2007

Quote by MrsFC
My magic figures are working :smug:

Your Magic Figure always works wink

4 Aug 2007

Great, just had a call from the lad, wants to stay with his bro a few more days rolleyes

I know, you'd think I'd be :bounce: ing, but to be honest i miss his company.
oh well, home alone for a while longer, more beer please drinkies

4 Aug 2007

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
got soo bored i just spent some time in the chat rooms :scared:
<pant> can I have some hot sweet tea, chicken soup and Kendall Mint Cake please :shock:
fook me its like climbing everest rolleyes

pleaaaaaaaase keep the forums for us oldie, lesser mortals who just cant cope with chat :worship:
I felt such an ignorant git, ppl were talkin to me and by the time i saw the name, it had all scrolled up dunno

I have a hard enough job keeping up with threads in here ffs :roll:
oh and while i'm at it, bulko, that last one was truley borrowed :lol2:
wave

4 Aug 2007

OK I am spent. She made me clear out the attic, served me dinner and then proceeded to ravish me unconscionably - what a woman! :twisted: .
She's now stuck a big bowl of Bombay Mix in front of me and told me to get on with it.
So I'm here - ready to massage whatever lovely lady cares to drop by....
.

4 Aug 2007

Quote by westerross
OK I am spent. She made me clear out the attic, served me dinner and then proceeded to ravish me unconscionably - what a woman! :twisted: .
She's now stuck a big bowl of Bombay Mix in front of me and told me to get on with it.
So I'm here - ready to massage whatever lovely lady cares to drop by....
.

Jealous :shock: who me ??
nahhh, lol

If I find any I'll send them your way tune :lol2:
:thumbup:

4 Aug 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
got soo bored i just spent some time in the chat rooms :scared:
<pant> can I have some hot sweet tea, chicken soup and Kendall Mint Cake please :shock:
fook me its like climbing everest
pleaaaaaaaase keep the forums for us oldie, lesser mortals who just cant cope with chat :worship:
I felt such an ignorant git, ppl were talkin to me and by the time i saw the name, it had all scrolled up
I have a hard enough job keeping up with threads in here ffs :roll:
oh and while i'm at it, bulko, that last one was truley borrowed :lol2:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

4 Aug 2007

Quote by westerross
OK I am spent. She made me clear out the attic, served me dinner and then proceeded to ravish me unconscionably - what a woman! :twisted: .
She's now stuck a big bowl of Bombay Mix in front of me and told me to get on with it.
So I'm here - ready to massage whatever lovely lady cares to drop by....
.

Well lucky you. We have no kids, guests here, everyone knackered and I'm awake. Suppose everyone else has gone to bed now though dunno

5 Aug 2007

God I'm bored rolleyes

done the housework, done some gardening and quickly decided it far too hot for that malarkey.
Cars off the road till monday :roll:
fed up with sitting on the patio on me own dunno

Too early in the day for getting drinkies

so i come in here and what do i find? nowt, not even the bar staff are here :shock:
and look at the mess, oh well, i'll grab a cold larger and go sit in the corner sad

5 Aug 2007

Oooh I feel reeeeet good! I finished clearing out the attic (sorry the bluddy sauna) - three full car loads and I want to know who it was that carried it all up to the top of the house in the first place! evil

Cut the grass - twice :shock: 'cos the mower wasn't picking up too good.
So now out on the patio with a bottle of White Grenache.
Fancy joining me Pete - if yer there? Got a couple of Stellas in the fridge (oh and a lager or two as well)! wink

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5 Aug 2007

Quote by westerross
So now out on the patio with a bottle of White Grenache.
Fancy joining me Pete - if yer there? Got a couple of Stellas in the fridge (oh and a lager or two as well)!

Is that offer only for blokes then?

5 Aug 2007

Is it safe to come ere??? wink

5 Aug 2007

Quote by anais
Is it safe to come ere???

Its a bit pongy in here. Have you boys left the windows closed all weekend.
NWC scuttles off and lets some fresh air into the room
Men, can leave them to do anything rolleyes