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Is this the GFZ? Doesn't semm like the old place to me at all.
Where'd these mushy peas come from and what's this cam doing here?
Any chance of a Jack Daniels and coke please?
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Sarge can i join you please :rascal: :rascal: Debs is out of control :scared:


Room for a little one behind here!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
What's going on in here then? Do you need a hand lads? What's Sarge doing behind the sofa? dunno He's not going to deposit another orange mess is he? :shock: Sorry, that might be too long ago for some people.
Don't suppose there's any chance of a drink is there? I have had dreadful insomnia all week.
Think I'll just sit here and pour myself a large one!
Will
Knock Knock?
What goes on in here?
After slagging people off in other threads does anyone want to calm McC down?
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Sarge can i join you please :rascal: :rascal: Debs is out of control :scared:


Room for a little one behind here!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks kiss :kiss: :kiss:Hope everything behind sofa isnt little
WILL!!!
How good to see you :bounce:
How's the family, are you getting enough sleep/
Hello Will!!
How are you?? Are the kids keeping you awake??? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Twins and Sappho are sleeping peacefully but I can't to sleep at all, so thought I would pop in here. So, what's occurring?
Might have to resort to a drink. Of course, I never normally touch the stuff! :angel:
Will
Am on the Lagavulan myself tonight!
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Am on the Lagavulan myself tonight!
Ooooh, there's a thought. There's some Laphroaig downstairs. Brb bolt
Will
Nothing wrong with spot of the Islay iodine!!
I am an hour ahead of you lot here and despite the thunder and lightning, my malt is finished so will get my head down!
Maybe join you all for breakfast.
McC
Debs comes back in wips the rest of the mussy peas off her body that sarge left behind
puts thumbs up to sarge :thumbup:
And now in desprate need of a drink
So what's your poison Debs? If this is the GFZ I used to know then we should be to rustle up most things - and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!
Will
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So what's your poison Debs? If this is the GFZ I used to know then we should be to rustle up most things - and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!
Will

my posion is A liitel abit of sarge mixed in with alittle bit of Jim finished off with a topping of Mark! rotflmao bolt
night night will passionkiss
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and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Ooops! Busted.
Sorry Sarge. Errr, fancy a drink? Will waves bottle and an empty glass at Sarge
Will
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and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Ooops! Busted.
Sorry Sarge. Errr, fancy a drink? Will waves bottle and an empty glass at Sarge
Will
Having a party?? :shock: :shock:
I need porage.
lol
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and there's no-one to tell me off for serving drinks to girlies until the morning!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Ooops! Busted.
Sorry Sarge. Errr, fancy a drink? Will waves bottle and an empty glass at Sarge
Will
Having a party?? :shock: :shock:
I need porage.
lol
Well all there seems to be is a pile of mushy peas here. I'll nip out and get some porage and bacon and eggs. Put the coffe on.
Sorry - I used all the porage oats to stiffen up me bara llaw (lava bread to those not from God's country)
Just been downtown with all the Gooners and Blues. What a well behaved lot you all are!!
Love talking to meself! Hey ho!
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Sorry - I used all the porage oats to stiffen up me bara llaw (lava bread to those not from God's country)

Sorry Choon - some people can't help that their parents moved from Ireland before the birth ( even 10 or 15 years before the birth )! The ones you can blame or those whose parents have never been to Ireland!!! :silly: :silly:
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Sorry - I used all the porage oats to stiffen up me bara llaw (lava bread to those not from God's country)

Sorry Choon - some people can't help that their parents moved from Ireland before the birth ( even 10 or 15 years before the birth )! The ones you can blame or those whose parents have never been to Ireland!!! :silly: :silly:
Close - but not close enough my friend! wink
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Sorry - I used all the porage oats to stiffen up me bara llaw (lava bread to those not from God's country)

Sorry Choon - some people can't help that their parents moved from Ireland before the birth ( even 10 or 15 years before the birth )! The ones you can blame or those whose parents have never been to Ireland!!! :silly: :silly:
Close - but not close enough my friend! wink
Sure, t'is only one country that be God's, why'd you think all snakes ( symbol of Lucifer ) shoved off to the Godless and left us poor bogtrotters alone? Any way most Scots ( Pictish origin ) are only Irish that got a wee bit lost on the way - sure it's been proven....with science, no less!!! :P There, ye go, ye'll have no answer to that now, will ye, aw begorrah, I got him foxed for sure...( etc, etc, ad neaseum )
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Sure, t'is only one country that be God's,

Agreed - Wales.
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why'd you think all snakes ( symbol of Lucifer ) shoved off to the Godless and left us poor bogtrotters alone?

Basically, because they reckon they'd finished their work in Ireland and had to move on to God's country to take on the inhabitants rolleyes (bleeding obvious that!)
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Any way most Scots ( Pictish origin ) are only Irish that got a wee bit lost on the way - sure it's been proven....with science, no less!!! :P There, ye go, ye'll have no answer to that now, will ye, aw begorrah, I got him foxed for sure...( etc, etc, ad neaseum )

Who said anything about Scotland?
And there's no need to break out into latin - the language of the oppressors of the Celts (Quod Erat Demonstrandum ! wink ) :giggle:
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Sure, t'is only one country that be God's,

Agreed - Ireland.
Quote by smokerjim
why'd you think all snakes ( symbol of Lucifer ) shoved off to the Godless and left us poor bogtrotters alone?

Basically, because they reckon they couldn't complete their work in Ireland and had to move on to Wales to get to the English rolleyes (bleeding obvious that!)
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Any way most Scots ( Pictish origin ) are only Irish that got a wee bit lost on the way - sure it's been proven....with science, no less!!! :P There, ye go, ye'll have no answer to that now, will ye, aw begorrah, I got him foxed for sure...( etc, etc, ad neaseum )

Who said anything about Scotland?
And there's no need to break out into latin - the language of the oppressors of the Celts (Quod Erat Demonstrandum ! wink ) :giggle:
I assumed you was a Scot - fair cop - but as I seem to remember the Celts weren't really oppressed by the Romans - they never conquored Caledonia, and didn't get round to Hibernia.....is there anywhere else, celts lived?
Oh, yeah, most of them originated from Northern France - and that was conquored by the Romans!!! I knew it would be worth paying attention in History class all them years ago :thumbup: :thumbup: poke sillyoke: :poke:
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I assumed you was a Scot - fair cop - but as I seem to remember the Celts weren't really oppressed by the Romans - they never conquored Caledonia, and didn't get round to Hibernia.....is there anywhere else, celts lived?
Oh, yeah, most of them originated from Northern France - and that was conquored by the Romans!!! I knew it would be worth paying attention in History class all them years ago :thumbup: :thumbup: poke sillyoke: :poke:

One day mate I might just cook bara llaw for you and Mrs Muff - an acquired taste but worth it if yer open minded!
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I assumed you was a Scot - fair cop - but as I seem to remember the Celts weren't really oppressed by the Romans - they never conquored Caledonia, and didn't get round to Hibernia.....is there anywhere else, celts lived?
Oh, yeah, most of them originated from Northern France - and that was conquored by the Romans!!! I knew it would be worth paying attention in History class all them years ago :thumbup: :thumbup: poke sillyoke: :poke:

One day mate I might just cook bara llaw for you and Mrs Muff - an acquired taste but worth it if yer open minded!
Fair play to you tune - I can't provoke you - and I am a bit of a picky eater ( don't like anything too fancy ) but I still think I will give it a try. Still got to give you respect worship :worship: