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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ. biggrin
I know..............I know but I can't wait any longer !!! confused I'm starving !
So I'm going to don my pinny and cook brekie this morning.
Now on the menu will be
Eggs, bacon, black pudding, tomatoes, toast, tatty cakes, mushrooms, beans.
Ooooh I can smell it already :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right where's the cooker?? :?
Quote by MrsFC
Right where's the cooker?? confused

He's upstairs asleep - best you go and wake him!! :? :? :? lol :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right where's the cooker?? confused

He's upstairs asleep - best you go and wake him!! :? :? :? lol :lol:
Sarge I thought I would give him the day off and surprise him... :smug:
I'm going to take me time and not burn anything this time.. :lol:
Fancy anything on the menu? wink
Quote by MrsFC
Fancy anything on the menu? wink

Mmmmmmm, now THAT depends on what is on the menu?? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Quote by Alexandra
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Sarge, MrsFC - can I join you two for a nibble please???

Oh, nibble away Alex!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Quote by MrsFC
I know..............I know but I can't wait any longer !!! confused I'm starving !
So I'm going to don my pinny and cook brekie this morning.
Now on the menu will be
Eggs, bacon, black pudding, tomatoes, toast, tatty cakes, mushrooms, beans.
Ooooh I can smell it already :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Right where's the cooker?? :?

MMMMM!!!! I can smell it now smile
I suppose thats the perks of living next to a truckers cafe :?
Quote by MrFC
MMMMM!!!! I can smell it now smile
I suppose thats the perks of living next to a truckers cafe confused
I'd consider living next to a fire station if I were you Mr FC !! :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
MMMMM!!!! I can smell it now smile
I suppose thats the perks of living next to a truckers cafe confused
I'd consider living next to a fire station if I were you Mr FC !! :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: And she's always told me that was the smell of the 'burnt embers po pourii :?
Quote by MrsFC
Sarge I thought I would give him the day off and surprise him... :smug:

Surprise in a good way or surprise as in "Where's the insurance policy/indegestion tablets?" way? :P lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Fancy anything on the menu? wink

Mmmmmmm, now THAT depends on what is on the menu?? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
*looks at menu*
It looks like tomato ketchup, a tea mug stain, some fag burns and possibly a burnt slice of mushroom, although I'd like to have a lab take a look at it before I'd commit to that 100% :lol:
MrFC wanders in yawning, wearing his boxers scratching those delicate places, gives his ear a good scratching and dons an apron.
Grabs the menu from Easy
Who's for food?
Quote by MrFC
MrFC wanders in yawning, wearing his boxers scratching those delicate places, gives his ear a good scratching and dons an apron.

Errrrrr no thanks. :uhoh: I'll pass thanks. sillyuke:
AM - 'ere come on!! Doesn't give us smart asses a chance to set up an unofficial GFZ now does it.
A Leffe for me please barman.
<<<<< thinks >>>> I wonder if we'll see Mr Debbiewebs in here this weekend?
Quote by Alexandra
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Sarge, MrsFC - can I join you two for a nibble please???

Oh Alex how good to see you ! I'm sure we can both nibble on Sarge, but I think a glass of chardonnay might go down well with him too... lol
Can I have a nibble as well please, now who can I nibble on???? lol
Quote by easy
*looks at menu*
It looks like tomato ketchup, a tea mug stain, some fag burns and possibly a burnt slice of mushroom, although I'd like to have a lab take a look at it before I'd commit to that 100% lol

easy this isn't on the menu..... :rascal: Just for you !! wink ......................... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I'll ave you know I make a meeeean !!! tomato ketchup sarnie... cool green bits un all in the crust ads to the flavor :smug: :smug:
Quote by Sarah
Can I have a nibble as well please, now who can I nibble on???? lol

Wotcha Sarah ! biggrin :D :D I say nibble on the first male that comes in after this post.. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'll bring the wine wink
Quote by Sarah
Can I have a nibble as well please, now who can I nibble on???? lol

wave
Quote by Ice Pie
Can I have a nibble as well please, now who can I nibble on???? lol

wave
Quick Sarah !! I'm sat on him for you ! :lol:
Ice stop wriggling !! confused
Quote by MrsFC
Ice stop wriggling !! confused

Me, stop wriggling? Do I look like a lie-back-and-think-of-England type of boy? :twisted:
Never mind England.. what about Scotland??? Can I lie back, get nibbled and think of the Bonnyland??
My turn surely??
:P cool
(I've just spent more than is sensible on a pair of Moschino sunglasses!)
redface
Quote by Jags
Never mind England.. what about Scotland??? Can I lie back, get nibbled and think of the Bonnyland??
My turn surely??
:P cool
(I've just spent more than is sensible on a pair of Moschino sunglasses!)
redface

I spent more than is sensible at the Notts Munch - but I bet Jags thinks her new sunnies are worth just as much!
Has any one seen the shores?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :?
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice stop wriggling !! confused

Me, stop wriggling? Do I look like a lie-back-and-think-of-England type of boy? :twisted:[/quote
Errrr hardly... LOL but appearences can be deceiving... :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Has any one seen the shores?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :?

What shores? ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
Has any one seen the shores?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :?

What shores? ;)
A pint of lager and a full English breakfast!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Bless you Ice!! wink
Quote by Ice Pie
Has any one seen the shores?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :?

What shores? ;)
Oooh I'll have a large vodka and tonic please! But I bet somebody beat me to the punchline!
OMG :shock: ...........so this is what they call the GFZ :shock:
I am to young and Innocent for this bolt
Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
OMG :shock: ...........so this is what they call the GFZ :shock:
I am to young and Innocent for this bolt

Not if what I've heard's correct! Mooch over to Wibbly and give her a vodkatonic matey!!
Quote by westerross
OMG :shock: ...........so this is what they call the GFZ :shock:
I am to young and Innocent for this bolt

Not if what I've heard's correct! Mooch over to Wibbly and give her a vodkatonic matey!!
i would give her more then that mate :twisted: how about a foot message biggrin :twisted:
oooo i am getting as bad as DEBS HERE :shock: :bolt: