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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Think its just you and me johneboy hump
Fee
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'Ere hang on I was just wiping the tear that the Laird's Islay malt gave me - nectar!
Just 'cos it's Sarge's cupboard madam Fee, doesn't mean that it's Sarge who's in it. So I should check who's feeling you, if I was you.
Anyway looks like Johneboy's AWOL so's just you and me!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by westerross
looks like Johneboy's AWOL so's just you and me!! :twisted: :twisted:

Even better :twisted:
I've got the massage oil and strawberries and cream and bubbly and......................have I missed anything?
Now do you want me in the Sarge's cupboard or someplace else?
(Ever hopeful that I'll snare the elusive Tune eventually!!)
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
looks like Johneboy's AWOL so's just you and me!! :twisted: :twisted:

Even better :twisted:
I've got the massage oil and strawberries and cream and bubbly and......................have I missed anything?
Now do you want me in the Sarge's cupboard or someplace else?
(Ever hopeful that I'll snare the elusive Tune eventually!!)
Fee
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I think Sarge's cupboard is a bit cramped fer that lot. Just stretch out here on the sofa - take this strawberry between yer luscious lips - let me work me fingers in with this oil - firm but nice and penetrating - a drop of bubbly and then let me dribble the cream over ya...... ooooh what's that?? :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Just stretch out here on the sofa - take this strawberry between yer luscious lips

Mmmmmmm, lying on my back with my legs wide open.....................ermmmmmmmm that was what you meant Tune wasn't it? :shock:
(hope so cause its very good!!)
let me work me fingers in with this oil - firm but nice and penetrating

Doin' good Tune :rascal:
a drop of bubbly and then let me dribble the cream over ya...... ooooh what's that?? :twisted:

Does it show that I'm having a good time? :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Does it show that I'm having a good time? :twisted:
Fee
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FREQUENTLY............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Quote by the_Laird

Does it show that I'm having a good time? :twisted:
Fee
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FREQUENTLY............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Oi! A large malt over here! I'm looking after this beautiful lady over here :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: Kuh, some people can't help but interfere - can they?!! :wink:
Quote by westerross

Does it show that I'm having a good time? :twisted:
Fee
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FREQUENTLY............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Oi! A large malt over here! I'm looking after this beautiful lady over here :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: Kuh, some people can't help but interfere - can they?!! :wink:
Don't worry Tune...............no interference from me..........unless you need help :shock:
Be warned tho', she's a livewire when she gets started :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
Don't worry Tune...............no interference from me..........unless you need help :shock:
Be warned tho', she's a livewire when she gets started :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!
Quote by westerross
I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!

It's rubbed all over me waiting for you to lick it off with your "foreign tongue" :wink:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!

It's rubbed all over me waiting for you to lick it off with your "foreign tongue" :wink:
Fee
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Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?
Quote by westerross
I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!

It's rubbed all over me waiting for you to lick it off with your "foreign tongue" :wink:
Fee
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Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?
:shock: :shock: :shock: You're a trucker of Budgie sized proportions :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody Hell Tune!!!!!
You know how to woo the women confused lol
bonjour Abeille de Dame Honoraires, vous sont comment ? wink
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!

It's rubbed all over me waiting for you to lick it off with your "foreign tongue" :wink:
Fee
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I have a foreign tongue :shock: keeps coming ot with gobledegook confused
Quote by the_Laird
I'm warned!! wink Now where's the rest of that cream!!

It's rubbed all over me waiting for you to lick it off with your "foreign tongue" :wink:
Fee
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Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?
:shock: :shock: :shock: You're a trucker of Budgie sized proportions :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody Hell Tune!!!!!
You know how to woo the women confused lol
Merdre! Je suis un budgeriegar de trucker proportionaires! :taz:
Quote by westerross
Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?

Accordez, vous m'excitent, me prennent maintenant
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?

Accordez, vous m'excitent, me prennent maintenant
Fee
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Votre souhait est ma commande ma dame!
Je couvrirais votre corps dans les fraises et noie alors dans le champagne
Feebee de dame j'odeur de moufettes
Quote by westerross

Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?

Accordez, vous m'excitent, me prennent maintenant
Fee
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Votre souhait est ma commande ma dame!
J'ai su que vous le verriez ma manière par la suite wink
Fee
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Oh bluddy ell ! :shock: can someone in ere speak English?
I'm a woman in need rolleyes
have i entered the french section of sh towers???, i dont understand a word, i'm scared and lost...... confused
Quote by MrsFC
Oh bluddy ell ! :shock: can someone in ere speak English?
I'm a woman in need rolleyes

Oooh I think I've got a bit of cream left - let me smear it on just here - or perhaps just there? Now what were you in need of my sweetie?
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Aaah ma abeille de dames honoraires, je suis un trucker de budgeriegar proportionaires! Feel good?

Accordez, vous m'excitent, me prennent maintenant
Fee
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Votre souhait est ma commande ma dame!
J'ai su que vous le verriez ma manière par la suite wink
Fee
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Bien sur ma petite chickadee!
Quote by westerross
Bien sur ma petite chickadee!

passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Fee
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Quote by MrsFC
Oh bluddy ell ! :shock: can someone in ere speak English?
I'm a woman in need rolleyes

My French is shite!!!!! (Apart from the kissing wink )
Can I be of any assistance to you MrsFC??
Quote by westerross
Oh bluddy ell ! :shock: can someone in ere speak English?
I'm a woman in need rolleyes

Oooh I think I've got a bit of cream left - let me smear it on just here - or perhaps just there? Now what were you in need of my sweetie?
Oh just lavish me Tune !!....... I'm lying here enjoying cool
Oh my god, what have i started confused Zone de fillette liberer :? :? :?
Quote by Dino.
Oh my god, what have i started confused Zone de fillette liberer :? :? :?

Vous etes un budgie oscillateur et un Dino incorrigable!!
Quote by the_Laird
Oh bluddy ell ! :shock: can someone in ere speak English?
I'm a woman in need rolleyes

My French is shite!!!!! (Apart from the kissing wink )
Can I be of any assistance to you MrsFC??
Laird ..........You most certainly can !! :bounce: :bounce:
My french is pretty good when in the kissing mode.........silent is best...... :rascal:
Quote by MrsFC
Oh just lavish me Tune !!....... I'm lying here enjoying cool

Nothing beats a langorous lavish - except p'raps a good ravish!! :twisted: