Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

GFZ

last reply
86 replies
2.8k views
4 watchers
0 likes
Quote by MrsFC
My french is pretty good when in the kissing mode.........silent is best...... :rascal:

Cant wait wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird

My french is pretty good when in the kissing mode.........silent is best...... :rascal:

Cant wait wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ne peut pas attendre - I think you'll find :giggle:
Bloody hell, I turn my back for a few minutes ok hours and the place is taken over by a load of garlic breathed, beret wearing, snail eaters no offence to any real french people who happen in here
Now then, any ladies need servicing at the minute dunno I'm at a loose end :rascal:
Ahem...... Bump..... MrsFC..... in here please wave
Quote by johneboy
Ahem...... Bump..... MrsFC..... in here please wave

Time for bed I think.
*Walks in, opens the doors to Sarge's cupboard, opens some windows!*
"Looks like someone had a very late night in here last night"
* takes all the empties to the bin, wipes the cream off the sofa, puts a few strawberries back in the fridge till later*
"I wish some people would learn to tidy up in here"
*mumble, mumble, mumble
*Puts kettle on and gets bacon butties on the go............. that should bring a few in*
Did someone mention Bacon rolls lol
I'll get the coffee on then shall I?
Red or brown sauce Laird? Just a minute haven't we already done this once this week?
I'd rather have a cup of tea please smile
*walks in a little too bright and bubbly to be hungover and wonders if she missed out on anything last night??* :shock:
Well from the amount of empties in here Darkfire think we missed a party! And you should see the state of Sarge's cupboard!! Think there may be some smackbottom handed out when he sees it.
Hmm wonder if I could convince him it was me! wink
Quote by Alleyson
Think there may be some smackbottom handed out when he sees it.
wink

Eeek!!! :scared: It wasnt me Sarge I'm innocent in all this!
soooooo sweet and innocent :twisted:
Quote by Alleyson
Red or brown sauce Laird? Just a minute haven't we already done this once this week?
I'd rather have a cup of tea please smile

Oh brown sauce please and tea coming up lol
Wild Willy erre dans, urine dans le jacuzzi, mange quelque fromage, s'écrie
"mon dieu!!! mad il n'y a jamais n'importe quel vin part"
et erre hors encore secouant sa tête et son grattement de son popotin
:kissmyarse:
Ahh bliss.............me and fine red wine and music cool
Quote by MrsFC
Ahh bliss.............me and fine red wine and music cool

Red wine - depends on the wine
Music - depends on the music
You - definitely bliss!!
Snif snif ............ mmmmmmmmmm bacon butties, I'v brought some Neurofen, antacids and some liversalts. anyone care to join me :shock:
my head hurts
Anyone know if the Sarge's cupboard is free just now???
I need a darkened room to lie down in......... confused
Where's Jags, she's normally organised on a Sunday morning with the bacon and tattie scone rolls.............
JAGS, I NEED YOU NOW
Pete
can you spare a couple of your Neurofen please.......... confused
HELLO LAIRD......WASSSUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOREHEAD IS IT ??

lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by MrFC
HELLO LAIRD......WASSSUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOREHEAD IS IT ??
lol :lol: :lol:

flipa
What you need is a nice greasy fryup :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
What you need is a nice greasy fryup :twisted:

Just finished one actually............
Starting to brighten up a bit now in time for more beer cool
Quote by the_Laird
Pete
can you spare a couple of your Neurofen please.......... confused

Coming right up .................. plink plink fizz
enjoy drinkies
Laird !! are you still wanting a darkened room ?
innocent
Quote by MrsFC
Laird !! are you still wanting a darkened room ?
innocent

Only if you are in it cool