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Quote by 36openminded
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:

Sod that. I'm a lazy slag, who wants it?
hump :hump: :hump:
No takers? :shock: I thought this was a quick shag site! I joined today and am very disappointed not to have shagged already sad Any advise you can give to a 12 inch guy that is a heavy cummer, a quick repeater with a proven record of converting gay women?
wink
Quote by 36openminded
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:

Sod that. I'm a lazy slag, who wants it?
hump :hump: :hump:
No takers? :shock: I thought this was a quick shag site! I joined today and am very disappointed not to have shagged already sad Any advise you can give to a 12 inch guy that is a heavy cummer, a quick repeater with a proven record of converting gay women?
if you're only 12 inches you wont even reach my knee ffs lol
wink
Quote by Stormwalker
Hiya Pete wave
A large glass of falling down water and some of Redpanthermans spicy chicken would go down a treat right now.

ello fellah :wave: how are you this fine evening? mmmmm PRM's spicy chicken, cant beat it :thumbup:
Quote by Argt05
Pete the Cows just fallen over had its arse wiped so over to you.
Cheers.

Just what the Dr. ordered, nice one :cheers:
Quote by blonde
...........................................an Pete the Cows just fallen over had its arse wiped so over to you.
Cheers.

:shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

what? dunno
rotflmao
Quote by Freckledbird
FB wanders in wondering what's happening

very slow service for one :tuts: rolleyes
Quote by MrsFC
Wiilxx69
Let me do the honours kiss

Fill ya boots wink
Ooh, don't mind if I do. Mind you, I was concentrating more on your avatar than the pic of bottles and glass when I was thinking that! :rascal: :twisted:
Will innocent
Evening Pete! wave
Now, what's all this nonsense about you being on the wagon? :shock: :shock:
That's very bad for you, you know. A shock like that could do real damage to the system :scared:
Will
PS I am back in Berkshire for most of each week from now on! wink
Quote by Freckledbird
Will!
Hellooooooooo :smitten:
Hello gorgeous! passionkiss
Quote by willxx69
Evening Pete! wave
Now, what's all this nonsense about you being on the wagon? :shock: :shock:
That's very bad for you, you know. A shock like that could do real damage to the system :scared:
Will
PS I am back in Berkshire for most of each week from now on! wink

Pop round for a cuppa matey, its time we cought up drinkies lol
I'm late here tonight so just give us a pint of Jack Daniels pronto so I can get in the mood..
(..for passing out if I keep drinking at that rate lol!) :P
can i just curl up on the floor in the hope of getting some sleep maybe?
ta muchly x
:bounce: blimey! Ive been *hunked*! :bounce:
Quote by Warmer
can i just curl up on the floor in the hope of getting some sleep maybe?
ta muchly x

never mind that woman!!! get over here!
Theres a warm bit already in the bed... you can squeeze in between me and the swiss-roll.. though it is crumbling a bit now! I'll even brush out some of the crumbs and tobacco bits... some.. maybe.
>>in edit: hang-on, maybe Im a tad *previous* here, lp searches database for named; LongProbe, Luscious/Precious, Lady Penelope, Late Poke, Lascivious Personage et al!
& should he find them, they can consider themselves on his Hit-List!<<
lp
:sparring:
Quote by Stormwalker
A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
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Quote by westerross

A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
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Or coffee even? :giggle:
Just made a nice cup of tea Choon - but I'll make you a coffee kiss
Quote by westerross

A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
.
Mind if I join ya Tune? didn't drink a drop last nite yet still feel like i've a raging hangover, and some tramp left his boots in my mouth last nite confused :dry: dunno :confused: :crazy:
whats that all about rolleyes
oooh am up nice and bright this morning
off to join the gym in a few minutes
leave the mess i'll clean it up when i come back
Earthy xx
I don't know why, but I don't normally look in here. But I thought I'd pop in to celebrate my three-year anniversary today on SH. I'll raise a cup of strong coffee...
.....to Swinging Heaven! Three extraordinary years! drinkies
Mike.
happy third anniversary Mike
Earthy xx
Wow Mike.... 3 years :shock:
Congratulations kiss
I have just realised that we joined this site (well the chatroom) on 24th Dec 2003 so we have passed our 3 year mark too :shock: :lol2:
Congrats mike
shireen :cheers: lol
can i have a large strong capachinio had a rough night and it ant through drink neutral
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino
Quote by earthchild
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot
Quote by felixx1416
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot
:thumbup:
Quote by earthchild
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot
:thumbup:
Now weres that jacuzzi
Right then, nipper is fed and watered, place is looking reasonably tidy, dogs been walkied doors are locked, time to sit down and relax. wink
so staring the night how i mean to go on, I'll have a large JD (decided that cyberdrink is allowed even when on wagon) and a pint of Bishops Tipple :cheers::