GFZ | Swinging Heaven

5 Jan 2007

Quote by 36openminded
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:

Sod that. I'm a lazy slag, who wants it?
hump

:hump: :hump:
No takers? :shock: I thought this was a quick shag site! I joined today and am very disappointed not to have shagged already sad

Any advise you can give to a 12 inch guy that is a heavy cummer, a quick repeater with a proven record of converting gay women?
wink

5 Jan 2007

FB wanders in wondering what's happening

5 Jan 2007

Quote by 36openminded
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:

Sod that. I'm a lazy slag, who wants it?
hump

:hump: :hump:
No takers? :shock: I thought this was a quick shag site! I joined today and am very disappointed not to have shagged already sad

Any advise you can give to a 12 inch guy that is a heavy cummer, a quick repeater with a proven record of converting gay women?
if you're only 12 inches you wont even reach my knee ffs lol

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Hiya Pete
A large glass of falling down water and some of Redpanthermans spicy chicken would go down a treat right now.

ello fellah :wave: how are you this fine evening? mmmmm PRM's spicy chicken, cant beat it :thumbup:

Quote by Argt05
Pete the Cows just fallen over had its arse wiped so over to you.
Cheers.

Just what the Dr. ordered, nice one :cheers:

Quote by blonde
...........................................an Pete the Cows just fallen over had its arse wiped so over to you.
Cheers.

:shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
what? dunno

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
FB wanders in wondering what's happening

very slow service for one :tuts: rolleyes

5 Jan 2007

Quote by MrsFC
Wiilxx69
Let me do the honours

Fill ya boots

Ooh, don't mind if I do. Mind you, I was concentrating more on your avatar than the pic of bottles and glass when I was thinking that! :rascal: :twisted:
Will innocent

5 Jan 2007

evenin Will wave

5 Jan 2007

Evening Pete! wave

Now, what's all this nonsense about you being on the wagon? :shock: :shock:
That's very bad for you, you know. A shock like that could do real damage to the system :scared:
Will
PS I am back in Berkshire for most of each week from now on! wink

5 Jan 2007

Will!
Hellooooooooo :smitten:

5 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Will!
Hellooooooooo :smitten:

Hello gorgeous! passionkiss

5 Jan 2007

Quote by willxx69
Evening Pete!
Now, what's all this nonsense about you being on the wagon? :shock: :shock:
That's very bad for you, you know. A shock like that could do real damage to the system :scared:
Will
PS I am back in Berkshire for most of each week from now on!

Pop round for a cuppa matey, its time we cought up drinkies

6 Jan 2007

I'm late here tonight so just give us a pint of Jack Daniels pronto so I can get in the mood..
(..for passing out if I keep drinking at that rate lol!) :P

6 Jan 2007

can i just curl up on the floor in the hope of getting some sleep maybe?
ta muchly x

6 Jan 2007

:bounce: blimey! Ive been *hunked*! :bounce:

Quote by Warmer
can i just curl up on the floor in the hope of getting some sleep maybe?
ta muchly x

never mind that woman!!! get over here!
Theres a warm bit already in the bed... you can squeeze in between me and the swiss-roll.. though it is crumbling a bit now! I'll even brush out some of the crumbs and tobacco bits... some.. maybe.
>>in edit: hang-on, maybe Im a tad *previous* here, lp searches database for named; LongProbe, Luscious/Precious, Lady Penelope, Late Poke, Lascivious Personage et al!
& should he find them, they can consider themselves on his Hit-List!<<
lp
:sparring:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
.

6 Jan 2007

Quote by westerross

A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
.
Or coffee even? :giggle:
Just made a nice cup of tea Choon - but I'll make you a coffee kiss

6 Jan 2007

Quote by westerross

A large glass of falling down water ............

Jeez, I had a big jug o' that last night. Wasn't able to drizzle anything after that.
Oooh me head! Any chance of a cuppa coffe anyone?
.
Mind if I join ya Tune? didn't drink a drop last nite yet still feel like i've a raging hangover, and some tramp left his boots in my mouth last nite

:dry:

:confused: :crazy:
whats that all about rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

oooh am up nice and bright this morning
off to join the gym in a few minutes
leave the mess i'll clean it up when i come back
Earthy xx

6 Jan 2007

I don't know why, but I don't normally look in here. But I thought I'd pop in to celebrate my three-year anniversary today on SH. I'll raise a cup of strong coffee...
.....to Swinging Heaven! Three extraordinary years! drinkies

Mike.

6 Jan 2007

happy third anniversary Mike
Earthy xx

6 Jan 2007

Wow Mike.... 3 years :shock:
Congratulations kiss

6 Jan 2007

Ta, Earthy and Shireen xx

6 Jan 2007

I have just realised that we joined this site (well the chatroom) on 24th Dec 2003 so we have passed our 3 year mark too :shock: :lol2:

6 Jan 2007

Congrats mike
shireen :cheers: lol

6 Jan 2007

can i have a large strong capachinio had a rough night and it ant through drink neutral

6 Jan 2007

Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

6 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot

6 Jan 2007

Quote by felixx1416
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot
:thumbup:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
Earthy passes Felixx large strong cappuccino

Oooooo that just hits the spot
:thumbup:
Now weres that jacuzzi

6 Jan 2007

Right then, nipper is fed and watered, place is looking reasonably tidy, dogs been walkied doors are locked, time to sit down and relax. wink

so staring the night how i mean to go on, I'll have a large JD (decided that cyberdrink is allowed even when on wagon) and a pint of Bishops Tipple :cheers::