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MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:
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WAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: First in at last............er.........ah..........hmmmmmmmm....MrFC sits tapping fingers
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Quote by MrsFC
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:


When you find one ..................... please can I have a very large brandy & coke and a very bubbly bubble bath! Ta
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by blonde

I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:


When you find one ..................... please can I have a very large brandy & coke and a very bubbly bubble bath! Ta
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah! then send him this way to take my order.
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I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice and a back massage please. Any guys around who are good at massage?
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Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice and a back massage please. Any guys around who are good at massage?

I have hands that will make forget to breathe!
World renowned massage expert! you supply the drink I supply relief!
wink
Hello mrsfc cool
xxx from argt05
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by MrsFC
I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:

Sod that. I'm a lazy slag, who wants it?
hump :hump: :hump:
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by louise_and_joe
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink
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Quote by Argt05
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink
ok, but make sure its a nice one. Im yet to find someone who does it the way i like it. :twisted:
louise xx
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I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine


Heres your massage and your wine... lol have I pulled cool
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by louise_and_joe
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink
ok, but make sure its a nice one. Im yet to find someone who does it the way i like it. :twisted:
louise xx
Louise, the gods must have looked upon you're delicate soul today and thought, lets make it a good one!
I'm the answer you've been searching for. N Boss, New Position? and when you've finished you're chores the best you'll ever taste...
Tea right?
:wink:
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Quote by Argt05
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink
ok, but make sure its a nice one. Im yet to find someone who does it the way i like it. :twisted:
louise xx
Louise, the gods must have looked upon you're delicate soul today and thought, lets make it a good one!
I'm the answer you've been searching for. N Boss, New Position? and when you've finished you're chores the best you'll ever taste...
Tea right?
:wink:
New positions? Which ones are they then? as i said in my cv, im a quick learner. :wink:
Louise xx
Unknown User
Quote by Argt05
I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice and a back massage please. Any guys around who are good at massage?

I have hands that will make forget to breathe!
World renowned massage expert! you supply the drink I supply relief!
wink
Hello mrsfc cool
xxx from argt05
ooohh yes, just there Argt05....up abit...............down abit......................up abit........down abit :twisted:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice and a back massage please. Any guys around who are good at massage?

I have hands that will make forget to breathe!
World renowned massage expert! you supply the drink I supply relief!
wink
Hello mrsfc cool
xxx from argt05
ooohh yes, just there Argt05....up abit...............down abit......................up abit........down abit :twisted:
Well there's some smooth operators in tonight - I can see.
Right Argt05 left a bit, left a bit, left a bit........ aaaaaand...left a bit.
Right HP69 have you felt hands like these before - just ease those shoulders back - arch your neck - open your mouth and I'll drizzle some White Grenache between those pearly whites while I'm at it.
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Quote by westerross
- open your mouth and I'll drizzle some White Grenache between those pearly whites ...
.

Not heard it called that before Tune cool wink
Is it Friday already? :shock: I don't know what day i'm at with it still being the school holidays! (My kids school holidays that is, not mine before any smart arse remarks confused lol )
Anyway, I see that Argt05 is on top form tonight so I'm putting myself forward for some pampering from him, hopefully :wink:
Fee
XX
MrsFC
Sex God
Argt !!! Your serving wench tonight :twisted:
Now get yourself in the pinnie and bring me my glass of wine will you cool
Unknown User
Quote by Argt05
..... you supply the drink I supply relief!

I like this quote! :twisted:
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
- open your mouth and I'll drizzle some White Grenache between those pearly whites ...
.

Not heard it called that before Tune cool wink
Is it Friday already? :shock: I don't know what day i'm at with it still being the school holidays! (My kids school holidays that is, not mine before any smart arse remarks confused lol )
Anyway, I see that Argt05 is on top form tonight so I'm putting myself forward for some pampering from him, hopefully :wink:
Fee
XX
Hi Fee biggrin
If you're busy with Argt05 does that mean the Laird is left unattended?? :happy:
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ok tree is down and house is clean
yorkshire puddings are in the oven
can is in hand
now i need some attention :twisted:
Earthy xx
qualified massuese btw
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Quote by MrsFC
Argt !!! Your serving wench tonight :twisted:
Now get yourself in the pinnie and bring me my glass of wine will you cool

When its my turn................. I'd like Argt to draw me a bath and bring me a brandy & coke!
kiss thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
westerross
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
- open your mouth and I'll drizzle some White Grenache between those pearly whites ...
.

Not heard it called that before Tune cool wink
Is it Friday already? :shock: I don't know what day i'm at with it still being the school holidays! (My kids school holidays that is, not mine before any smart arse remarks confused lol )
Anyway, I see that Argt05 is on top form tonight so I'm putting myself forward for some pampering from him, hopefully :wink:
Fee
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Oooh I have a spare hand or two here... just relax back onto this bench and we'll knead away the knots of the week.
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Quote by lilacgem
Hi Fee biggrin
If you're busy with Argt05 does that mean the Laird is left unattended?? :happy:

wave Hiya Lilac, yes Laird is at your disposal if you want him!
Quote by earthchild
qualified massuese btw

Flutters eyelashes at Earthy while slowly and provocatively undressing
Can I please have a massage ? wink
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
Oooh I have a spare hand or two here... just relax back onto this bench and we'll knead away the knots of the week.
.

Now how could I possibly refuse an offer like that! Ready and waiting for you Tune passionkiss
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Hi Fee biggrin
If you're busy with Argt05 does that mean the Laird is left unattended?? :happy:

wave Hiya Lilac, yes Laird is at your disposal if you want him!
Fee
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That must be the understatment of the week!!! wink
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Hi Fee biggrin
If you're busy with Argt05 does that mean the Laird is left unattended?? :happy:

wave Hiya Lilac, yes Laird is at your disposal if you want him!
Quote by earthchild
qualified massuese btw

Flutters eyelashes at Earthy while slowly and provocatively undressing
Can I please have a massage ? wink
Fee
XX
and where would my lady like me to start :wink:
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Quote by earthchild
and where would my lady like me to start wink

I am totally in your hands, do with me as you please!
Fee
XX
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Earthy pours oil into hands and rubs them together to warm the oil
places both hands at the top of the gorgeous Fee bottom at the base of the spine and runs hands up both sides of the spine, just enough pressure, swoops out across shoulders and back gently and lightly down the sides back to the starting position without losing contact, and repeats
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by earthchild
Earthy pours oil into hands and rubs them together to warm the oil
places both hands at the top of the gorgeous Fee bottom at the base of the spine and runs hands up both sides of the spine, just enough pressure, swoops out across shoulders and back gently and lightly down the sides back to the starting position without losing contact, and repeats

Jeez you're in you're pm box for 5minutes and all hell breaks loose. Mrs fc, you're chilled wine is ready, i'll have some delicious cheeses with complimentary biscuits ready in one moment
Fee, at you're sevice my lady, and earthy, need a hand or three?
wink
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Oooo errrr Earthy, I've gone all tingly and horny now! :twisted:
Fee
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