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MrsFC
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Quote by Dawnie
MrFC
Why has your bum stop wriggling???
:P

Its his age :giggle:
Oooooh Dawnie :giggle: you are in trouble cool
Sarah move up ! I need a good a warm jaquzzi to relax the muscles and good company wink
oh ya saucy thing you ! hands the other way :giggle:
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Well according to Dawnie..............it's my age cool
Let me tell you ..........I have been working with some specials (no not those specials) and we've been in the most colosoiul of fire fights and...............I live to tell the tale biggrin
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

some places can get very hot you know :twisted:

I just hope it is nice soft pasta, with no hard bits or you may end up damaging Mr FC's wiggle wink
whats my hard bits got to do with Mr FC's wiggle :eeek:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
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Quote by Ukwineman
whats my hard bits got to do with Mr FC's wiggle :eeek:

rolleyes the hard bits of your pasta, might scratch Mr FC's wiggle and we really dont want it damaging.
Anyway, it should have gone nice and soft by now wink
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Room for a little one?
MrsFC
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:giggle: NWC you love pasta wink I love pasta I would love to see a man in uniform in the kitchen ! :twisted:
Ok ! something small cool
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Ruby............ :shock: ooeerrr!!!!!!!
You are very welcome. cool
Unknown User
Why, thank you.
Budge up then.
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Quote by Ruby-rae
Why, thank you.
Budge up then.

fancy some pasta and red wine confused:
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Budget up...........big jkuzi..... lol
Unknown User
jkuzi.....WOW!!!!! sounds hip!!!! get down!
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several coffees in rapid succession please, I have a bus to catch...
hello?
I'll just help myself then if thats ok..? Put it on me tab
lp
Freckledbird
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Tea anyone? Can't believe I had to get up this early on a Saturday sad Had a lovely dream last night though :twisted:
essex34m
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tea, strong, 2 sugars please
ooh, and some lightly done toast too please
blueandpink
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Tea and toast with lemon curd please. Just surfaced and feeling very sleepy after a late night.....
pink x
p.s. serving required by vodka's same hunk please wink
westerross
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Quote by Freckledbird
Tea anyone? Can't believe I had to get up this early on a Saturday sad Had a lovely dream last night though :twisted:

White with one sugar please.
Tell us more about the dream then!!....... :twisted:
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westerross
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
milky coffee and a bacon butty please
would it be too much to ask if it could be served by a hunk with sexy thighs

Not so sure about the hunk/sexy thighs - but coffee and a bacon butty coming up! kiss
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Freckledbird
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Quote by westerross
Tea anyone? Can't believe I had to get up this early on a Saturday sad Had a lovely dream last night though :twisted:

White with one sugar please.
Tell us more about the dream then!!....... :twisted:
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Coming up. wink
Think you might be able to guess the content of my dream :twisted: redface
anais
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
milky coffee and a bacon butty please
would it be too much to ask if it could be served by a hunk with sexy thighs

Where is Pete when you want a bacon butty smile
Morning everyone :)
Sarah
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Sandwiches, cakes and cream buns for all those not watching the rugby or anything else this afternoon
lol
Dirtygirly
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Quote by Sarah
Sandwiches, cakes and cream buns for all those not watching the rugby or anything else this afternoon
lol

Oooooh sticky buns! :lol:
I started watching the rugby but it's getting to the embarrassing stage and I don't even have Johnny to perve over! :cry:
Would much rather have a picnic in here! :smile:
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Quote by Sarah
Sandwiches, cakes and cream buns for all those not watching the rugby or anything else this afternoon
lol

Oh i'll join you in that. Rugby, whats rugby? wink
Louise xx
Sarah
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Just spent a wonderful afternoon / evening at Bassmans and Fembernie's Wedding, so this morning is it bacon roll and orange juice all round!!
Who is first??
lol
blueandpink
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Sarah, how was the wedding? Ah I'm up for a celebratory bacon roll thinking of femberbie and bassman...loads of ketchup please
pink x
IN EDIT: just seen your post on wedding thread!
anais
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Quote by Sarah
Just spent a wonderful afternoon / evening at Bassmans and Fembernie's Wedding, so this morning is it bacon roll and orange juice all round!!
Who is first??
lol

Is that offer still on Sarah.... Ive got the munches smile
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Hi all wave
I'm awake far earlier than I should be ( I've just finished making a voodoo doll of next door neighbour and his bleeding dog evil ) so I'm off to do some shopping while I get the chance.
Laters kiss
westerross
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi all wave
I'm awake far earlier than I should be ( I've just finished making a voodoo doll of next door neighbour and his bleeding dog evil ) so I'm off to do some shopping while I get the chance.
Laters kiss

Damn - ours (the big fluffy one - not the one who smokes guests' fags) was making a noise outside this morning. redface Don't think she can throw her voice that far?
Aaaaaaargh - what's that stabbing pain in me neck????!
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Freckledbird
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Quote by westerross
what's that pain in me neck????!

Me - I'm your pain in the neck redface
Dlep
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Quote by Freckledbird

what's that pain in me neck????!

Me - I'm your pain in the neck redface
Could be worse FB.....I'm just a pain in the arse...and not that of anyone in particular either..... sad
lol
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Quote by Dlep

what's that pain in me neck????!

Me - I'm your pain in the neck redface
Could be worse FB.....I'm just a pain in the arse...and not that of anyone in particular either..... sad
lol
Such a pity I'm not into anal :giggle: