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Sex God
Okay you lot !!!! 
:D :D
Christmas is coming fast now and no one has mentioned dressing up the GFZ for Christmas...
I hope its not all going to be left upto me....
I will get the tree tomorrow......so would anyone else like to make any contributions?
Tinsil........balls.. .........something for the top of the tree......fairy or star or something... :lol:
I know WBB was good at knitting willy warmers for the SH men in hour of need when SH was under attack, can you do paper chains WBB?? :D
Can I count on some support to get the crimbo spirit up and running in here... :D
Oooooh can anyone make egg nogg? :D :D
:D :D Christmas is coming fast now and no one has mentioned dressing up the GFZ for Christmas...
I hope its not all going to be left upto me....
I will get the tree tomorrow......so would anyone else like to make any contributions?
Tinsil........balls..
.........something for the top of the tree......fairy or star or something... :lol: I know WBB was good at knitting willy warmers for the SH men in hour of need when SH was under attack, can you do paper chains WBB?? :D
Can I count on some support to get the crimbo spirit up and running in here... :D
Oooooh can anyone make egg nogg? :D :D
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hows this MrsFC?
Sooo not fair Dawn.....
I wanted the tree.......and you,ve decorated it... too Okay thinking cap back on, what am I going to bring in :confused2:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Oooooh can anyone make egg nogg?
I can about make an egg splat does that count? ................ quickly wipes up the eggs she dropped off the counter .. no one wanted fried eggs tomorrow did they?????
sshhhhh Calista...
Fried eggs will be fine tomorrow.....the men won't know any difference.. :lol: Hold on Angel Chat - shouldnt we do a poll to see who should sit on the top of the Swinging Heaven christmas tree :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:. I think it should be whoever has the best suspender belt to keep them firmly up there. But once you are attached to the top of the tree how long will you have to stay up there???????
:lol:. I think it should be whoever has the best suspender belt to keep them firmly up there. But once you are attached to the top of the tree how long will you have to stay up there??????? Quote by easy
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders
Get ya loofa :twisted:
Should be a loofa in there, unless AC's taken it with her.
I confiscated the loofah after you got a bit over excited with it and erased part of my tattoo easy
I did however invest in some less dangerous replacements 
Sex God
Quote by corrie
I think it should be whoever has the best suspender belt to keep them firmly up there.
woo hoo! :bounce:
i have photographic evidence to prove i'd make a good xmas angel then! got silkies on and everything!
lost me knickers tho! tho that's no doubt all for the best if i'm sitting on a chrimbo tree? 
does the angel get a prize from the xmas crackers? :Dand as for you angel chat! :mad: i'd have let you sit on me lap too but i ain't talking to you, so there! :P where the fookin' 'ell have you been then eh? :dunno:
oh btw, evening all! ((( kisses and shakes! ))) mines a pint ta very much!
n x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
and as for you angel chat! :mad: i'd have let you sit on me lap too but i ain't talking to you, so there! :P where the fookin' 'ell have you been then eh?
I've been shopping Neil!! Buying lots of treats for us to use in the GFZ. This is my favourite
and I now officially have skin for "Xissing". But if you aren't talking to me I'll just have to stay here on Dawn's lap :P :P
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
But if you aren't talking to me I'll just have to stay here on Dawn's lap :P :P
Goody :giggle:
ner ner na ner ner Neil
Dawn :giggle:
bollox!
you know when you wish you'd kept yer big gob shut? well this is one of those times!
having said that . . . .
angel sat on dawn? you need an M in that little FF by any chance? sure someone would be more than happy to oblige? :twisted:
i'm still waiting on this beer btw?
do i need to serve meself or what? thought we had serving wenches in 'ere? where's MrsFC?n x x x :P
ops: :oops: I just cant seem to clean them properly so my tactic is to just buy new ones !!!!!!!Quote by neilinleeds
i'm still waiting on this beer btw?
Good job I've been shopping isn't it Neil? I did try to get one of those keg thingies, but this was the best I could do...
Any good? Ah.... but you aren't talking to me are you. Ah well, I'll just add a dash of lime to mine
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
i'm still waiting on this beer btw?
Good job I've been shopping isn't it Neil? I did try to get one of those keg thingies, but this was the best I could do...
One size fits all and there's a couple behind the bar for you and Dawn.
:twisted: :twisted: Sex God
quote="neilinleeds"]
i'm still waiting on this beer btw? do i need to serve meself or what? thought we had serving wenches in 'ere? where's MrsFC?
Oh yes neil.....help yourself, :D Why pick on me for serving wench ????
I brought in the wine and nibbles............how considerate was that !!
Now young man :D Have you got something for me !!
In a glass I'll have you know !! :lol: and WINE at that !! :D
i'm still waiting on this beer btw?
do i need to serve meself or what? thought we had serving wenches in 'ere? where's MrsFC?Oh yes neil.....help yourself,
:D Why pick on me for serving wench ????I brought in the wine and nibbles............how considerate was that !!
Now young man :D Have you got something for me !!
In a glass I'll have you know !!
:lol: and WINE at that !! :D Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Now young man Have you got something for me !!
oh MrsFC, please don't invite me to make a vulgar sexual innuendo . . . cos that would just be crude of me wouldn't it? :rascal:
but as it happens i'm still not talking to you either! :mad: i'll forgive you at some point for not making the Notts, but when that might be i couldn't say. i can hold grudges for a *very* long time yer know!
awwwwww i'm only joshing. i don't really hold grudges . . . . much!
Quote by Angel Chat
Good job I've been shopping isn't it Neil? I did try to get one of those keg thingies, but this was the best I could do...
Any good? Ah.... but you aren't talking to me are you. Ah well, I'll just add a dash of lime to mine
aaaaaahhh angel you truly know the way to a man's heart. tho the lime goes better with Corona IMHO, but it kinda works with Stella too!
oh . . . did i mention i'm talking to you again angel? well i am, obviously! you need my address for the parcel, or can you find your way here for a delivery? :rascal:
now who's doing breakfast cos i'm bloody starving? dunno what i'm doing up at this time on a sunday?
i'll be in the jacuzzi till the bacon butties come round . . . . . n x x x ;)
....kinda staggers into the GFZ ....
Neil ... whilst you're cooking can I have a large sausage butty???? I need sleep but I need food first !!!!
.... chants unconvincingly .. I am not hungover just tired, I am not hungover just tired ....
If I fall asleep in the jacuzzi please can someone stop me from sliding down before I drown ????
Neil ... whilst you're cooking can I have a large sausage butty???? I need sleep but I need food first !!!!
.... chants unconvincingly .. I am not hungover just tired, I am not hungover just tired ....
If I fall asleep in the jacuzzi please can someone stop me from sliding down before I drown ????
Quote by Calista
....kinda staggers into the GFZ ....
Neil ... whilst you're cooking can I have a large sausage butty???? I need sleep but I need food first !!!!
.... chants unconvincingly .. I am not hungover just tired, I am not hungover just tired ....
If I fall asleep in the jacuzzi please can someone stop me from sliding down before I drown ????
Im sure someone will give you a poke to stop you falling asleep in the jacuzzi
Sex God
<<< opens one eye, dismisses the whole idea of cookery this early, snores unconvincingly, and pretends to go back to sleep . . . . >>>
oh ello calista. don't mind if i lay me weary head here do you? :rascal:
sure MrsFC will be round with the butties soon enough. she usually does the honours on sunday mornings. wake me up when she get's in will you? or just feel free to wake me up whenever? :twisted:
n x x x :P
oh ello calista. don't mind if i lay me weary head here do you? :rascal:
sure MrsFC will be round with the butties soon enough. she usually does the honours on sunday mornings. wake me up when she get's in will you? or just feel free to wake me up whenever? :twisted:
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Out Now !!!!
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