GFZ | Swinging Heaven

3 Dec 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

3 Dec 2004

WooHoo
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ive opened up, come and get it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

3 Dec 2004

OMG .... I am so ready for this ... a quick dip and a glass of summat before i go out tonight .....
... strips ... streaks and slips into the jacuzzi ......
edited . because I read Jas said come and get it ...... woooo bloody hoooooooooo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Dec 2004

Please, someone give me some alcohol, or a bj, something to relieve the stress of the week!

3 Dec 2004

<<<<<< takes a running jump into the jacuzzi before realising thats shes not undress first :doh: Oh well, im sure Calista will help me :twisted:
The stess of the last week has just been to much for my ickle brain, the car was two wing mirrors again, my jaws still aching from what feels like a few round with Mike Tyson, but as least im managing to eat solids again (albeit soft foods confused

)
Hmmm jacuzzi feels good...............

3 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
Please, someone give me some alcohol, or a bj, something to relieve the stress of the week!

Wrong day,thats tomorrow :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
Please, someone give me some alcohol, or a bj, something to relieve the stress of the week!

Ooohhhhhh :twisted: come and join me in the jacuzzi ;) ;) ;) blast

3 Dec 2004

Mmmm, warm, bubbly and relaxing...

3 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
Please, someone give me some alcohol, or a bj, something to relieve the stress of the week!

Ooohh come here let me rub it all better for you kiss

now sit back, take this glass of wine drinkies

and relax, while I blast

I'm sure that feels much better hump

3 Dec 2004

I haven't had sex in a whole week now I feel like I could shag for England. Maybe someone should make shagging an olympic event im sure that there would be plenty of spectators

3 Dec 2004

OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders evil

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders

Get ya loofa :twisted:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders

Get ya loofa :twisted:
Sounds Good to me

3 Dec 2004

*easy strolls into the GFZ and surveys the scene*
GOSH! there's a lot of folks with few clothes on in here. :shock: redface

ops: :oops:
A-hem anyone fancy a stiff one...... *realises what he's just said*.... I mean a drink biggrin

:oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh and I have a question. What happened to naming the GFZs each week. We've not done that for aaaaaaaaagggggeeeeeessssss. I really felt I'd made it here when I got a GFZ named after me. Is the GFZ too boring to be named now?
I guess "The time people came in, got pissed and had a paddle in the jacuzzi" just isn't that interesting really?
So come on poke

who used to name the GFZs and who stopped doing it?

3 Dec 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders

Get ya loofa :twisted:
Should be a loofa in there, unless AC's taken it with her. wink

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ive opened up, come and get it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Jas~
Oooh - sounds tempting - wot'cha got in there?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
I was hoping for a pony, personally. *fingers crossed* "Please be a pony, please be a pony, please be a pony..."

3 Dec 2004

Quote by easy
*easy strolls into the GFZ and surveys the scene*
GOSH! there's a lot of folks with few clothes on in here. :shock: ops: :oops:
A-hem anyone fancy a stiff one...... *realises what he's just said*.... I mean a drink :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh and I have a question. What happened to naming the GFZs each week. We've not done that for aaaaaaaaagggggeeeeeessssss. I really felt I'd made it here when I got a GFZ named after me. Is the GFZ too boring to be named now?
I guess "The time people came in, got pissed and had a paddle in the jacuzzi" just isn't that interesting really?
So come on who used to name the GFZs and who stopped doing it?

Well last weeks? (or was it the previous week???) Could be the one where asy torched the BFZ!!!!!!
Right my 3000th post .... where's the champers??????

3 Dec 2004

Quote by easy
OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders

Get ya loofa :twisted:
Should be a loofa in there, unless AC's taken it with her. wink

OK who's sitting on the bloody loofa? redface

come on own up confused

:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
I'm sure that feels much better

Mmmm, much! I'm almost starting to feel human again.
Plus, the rumour going round is we are getting to go home early today, via the pub with some company bought beer. Woo!

3 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
I'm sure that feels much better

Mmmm, much! I'm almost starting to feel human again.
Plus, the rumour going round is we are getting to go home early today, via the pub with some company bought beer. Woo!
There, there Honey knows best :twisted:
relax babe wink

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
*easy strolls into the GFZ and surveys the scene*
GOSH! there's a lot of folks with few clothes on in here. :shock: ops: :oops:
A-hem anyone fancy a stiff one...... *realises what he's just said*.... I mean a drink :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh and I have a question. What happened to naming the GFZs each week. We've not done that for aaaaaaaaagggggeeeeeessssss. I really felt I'd made it here when I got a GFZ named after me. Is the GFZ too boring to be named now?
I guess "The time people came in, got pissed and had a paddle in the jacuzzi" just isn't that interesting really?
So come on who used to name the GFZs and who stopped doing it?

Well last weeks? (or was it the previous week???) Could be the one where asy torched the BFZ!!!!!!
Right my 3000th post .... where's the champers??????
I have no knowledge of that incident whatsoever.... *whistles innocently*
OK Cally, what do I have to do for you to keep quiet about my little insurance job?
Congrats on 3000 btw. :cheers:

3 Dec 2004

Quote by easy
*easy strolls into the GFZ and surveys the scene*
GOSH! there's a lot of folks with few clothes on in here. :shock: ops: :oops:
A-hem anyone fancy a stiff one...... *realises what he's just said*.... I mean a drink :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh and I have a question. What happened to naming the GFZs each week. We've not done that for aaaaaaaaagggggeeeeeessssss. I really felt I'd made it here when I got a GFZ named after me. Is the GFZ too boring to be named now?
I guess "The time people came in, got pissed and had a paddle in the jacuzzi" just isn't that interesting really?
So come on who used to name the GFZs and who stopped doing it?

Well last weeks? (or was it the previous week???) Could be the one where asy torched the BFZ!!!!!!
Right my 3000th post .... where's the champers??????
I have no knowledge of that incident whatsoever.... *whistles innocently*
OK Cally, what do I have to do for you to keep quiet about my little insurance job?
Congrats on 3000 btw. :cheers:
........rubs hands together ... hmm let me think !!!!!!
did they pay up btw and does the sarge know :doh: a-ha ... that's why you locked him in the tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ta for the 3000 ...... corrie did a far better job than I at a celebratory post .....

3 Dec 2004

hi,
move over make room in the jacuzzi, got to recover from the stresses of work and get ready to party this weekend.
What food are we ordering this week?
I bought a bottle of wine, who's got the corkscrew?

3 Dec 2004

Wine? Please.
Screw? Please.
:rascal:

3 Dec 2004

Wanders in, drops in flight bag, empties pile of used boarding pass stubs out of pocket, removes remnants of in flight meal from other pocket (ugh) and collapses in direction of sofa... ahhh home....

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
OMG .... I am so ready for this ... a quick dip and a glass of summat before i go out tonight .....
... strips ... streaks and slips into the jacuzzi ......
edited . because I read Jas said come and get it ...... woooo bloody hoooooooooo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

<<<<< Tune walks in - drops laptop on floor ++++ Fuck!!++++ too much red wine already >>>> Boy I fancy a bit of streaky strips - drops into jacuzzi - aaaah! Who put the oil in the jacuzzi again - I bet that Easy's been in here!!!

3 Dec 2004

MrsFC walks in through the door, arms laden with wine and nibbles
Okay I couldn't resist comming in........the noise is deafning outside ......way toooo much fun going on in here !!!! lol

:lol:
Anyone fancy unloading a gal with this, before I drop it... rolleyes

I new I should of put it all in a bag ..

3 Dec 2004

Ah perfect time to unleash the folding shopping thingy from bottom of bag...
There you go, all fits in perfectly... now where has sarge hidden the little rolling tray thingy?

3 Dec 2004

MrFC strolls in sheds clothes....sinks into the jacuzzi and.....AHHHHH
Glass of red in hand relaxes, listening to the joys of laughter around him :shock:
(pulls himself together)
Hears the sound of Calister enjoying herself.. :shock: confused

3 Dec 2004

Slides into the jacuzzi nekkid and eyes up the other occupants lustily