Honestly I have no idea where they are
Anyway I prefer you without them 
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Easy ... 
you star .. I love this wine you just fetched .... (not the piss poor stuff from earlier - took one sniff and decided to pour the lot thankfully)
Your clothes ... well erm ... ummm ... you know the flags the picketers are flying???? umm ermmm ... ...whistles innocently and scuttles awau
you star .. I love this wine you just fetched .... (not the piss poor stuff from earlier - took one sniff and decided to pour the lot thankfully)Your clothes ... well erm ... ummm ... you know the flags the picketers are flying???? umm ermmm ... ...whistles innocently and scuttles awau
Quote by Calista
Easy ...
Your clothes ... well erm ... ummm ... you know the flags the picketers are flying???? umm ermmm ... ...whistles innocently and scuttles awau
Ooo suggesting that we would use Easys clothes like that, they are right in here, or is that a tea towel
: Hmm, don't worry mate, sure they will turn up.. nip over for your official inspection while we have a sniff round for em...
Ah! A nice hot, bubbly jacuzzi! ...AND some decent wine!
This is more like it!! 
Calista, sweetie - let me know when you're ready...!! :P
(Just a thought... is anybody gonna tell the Sarge it's all over or are we just going to leave the, erm, "intelligence unit" parked outside SH Towers?)
This is more like it!!
Calista, sweetie - let me know when you're ready...!! :P
(Just a thought... is anybody gonna tell the Sarge it's all over or are we just going to leave the, erm, "intelligence unit" parked outside SH Towers?)
Quote by Debbiewebs
I really think you should...
That better?????
RIGHT CALISTA!!!!!!!!
Report to me office NOW :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ROFLMAO ..... erm nope ..... sorry but this way you get all the newbies and I get the horny and miffed off existing members who seem to be falling into the jacuzzi to get inspected ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
see there's methos in me madness Debs ....... and you have to admit .. some existinging members members are definitely overdue for inspection :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
Right lads, form up... 1 line, facing the enemy... (which means backs to Calista) Assume defence posture... Hands DOWN... Ok we ready for anything they throw at us now
damn .... view from the front is definitely more appealing :twisted: but hosweet to be defended by you all :twisted:
sits back ... sure in her safety from Debs LOLOLOLOL
<< leaps valiantly out of the GFZ jacuzzi...
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock:
...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...)
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock:
...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...) 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Quote by Jags
I don't know what's happening in here but I am in GREAT need of:
1) a very large drink
2) a very good massage
3) a very erotic massage
4) a good chat with friends
5) a very large drink
6) a very good seeing to
7) a very large drink
8) another good chat with friends
9) repeated until a week Sunday!!
So you want twice as much drink, chatting, and massage as seeing to then
1 Drink coming up... (Got to start somewhere...) Quote by tallnhairy
I don't know what's happening in here but I am in GREAT need of:
1) a very large drink
2) a very good massage
3) a very erotic massage
4) a good chat with friends
5) a very large drink
6) a very good seeing to
7) a very large drink
8) another good chat with friends
9) repeated until a week Sunday!!
So you want twice as much drink, chatting, and massage as seeing to then
1 Drink coming up... (Got to start somewhere...)Did I not mention SEX????
Sex God
Can i be inspected pluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrse!! :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Jags mentions SEX and you all ignore it????
:cry: :cry:
:worship:Jags I can only blame this fecking crap and broken laptop screen - I honestly never saw it ....
Could offer you a good massage though ;) have new oils and a new couch
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - could say 'yes'.... oils sound good... lavender please cos it relaxes me!!
