GFZ | Swinging Heaven

23 Oct 2004

*slowly opens door to GFZ and looks around (after hunting for it and finding it 3 pages back. You lot don't half talk some bollox!) *
cool

Nobody about.
*hunts around for ducky then strips off, switches the jacuzzi on and slides in*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.......................quack ~ quack. :mrgreen:

23 Oct 2004

OI! EASY!! No mess this time, alright?!
Don't you bloody dare try to hide in here either!
rolleyes

23 Oct 2004

WHAT?
I'm not hiding, I'm just chilling out....
quack ~ quack

24 Oct 2004

Morning Alll!
Good grief!! :shock: Look at the state of this place! Fred would be mortified if he could see what had happened to his refurbishments (oo-er missus). We had better drain and clean the jacuzzi, I'll get the drinks restocked before the girlies get in here and then they can get the place clean before they have a drink as a reward. By which time us chaps will be in the jacuzzi with our first libation of the day. :cheers: Sounds fair enough to me :smug:
:shock: OH MY GOD!!!! :eeek: What on earth is that? :shock: :shock: It's not is it? You mean that is what became of the unorthodox union between the furry pizza and Sarge's "orange stuff"? Blimey! :shock: We're going to have to buy it some short trousers and think about a school for it soon!
Now then, what else is there? Ahhhhhh! The debris from last night. So, whose thigh length boots are these? :twisted: Cool! And what's this? Will turns it inside and out and holds it up in every possible position, squinting at it.
Are you sure it's a thong? There's not enough material here to bandage a gnat's knee! Clare_Lincs, MISSCHIEF!!! What do you know about this evil

:twisted: ?
Will

24 Oct 2004

Not guilty,i wasnt here :shock:
So a drinkie poos it is then while we wait for the cleaning wenches to arrive lol

Oh and has anyone got that widescreen yet for the match later??? biggrin

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Not guilty,i wasnt here :shock:
So a drinkie poos it is then while we wait for the cleaning wenches to arrive
Oh and has anyone got that widescreen yet for the match later???

*presses button a remote control and a 47" plasma TV slowly drops down from the ceiling*
:thumbup: wink

Well I was board while being locked in last week, so I decided to do a few little jobs round the place.
I won't be watching though........ mainly because I bluddy hate the game. :lol:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
*presses button a remote control and a 47" plasma TV slowly drops down from the ceiling*
:thumbup:

OOh now thats what you call a neat toy 8-)

24 Oct 2004

*returns from shopping to find the GFZ open for business*

Ahhhhh......Is the jacuzzi nice and warm?
Could do with a pint now......
Anyone care to join me??
:cheers:

24 Oct 2004

OOOh Steve are you still there in that jacuzzi,any room??? lol

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOOh Steve are you still there in that jacuzzi,any room???

I'll make room for u hunny
wink

:wink:

24 Oct 2004

*Clare slips into the jacuzzi*
Steve is that the jacuzzi or are those bubbles coming for somewhere else??
:uhoh:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
*Clare slips into the jacuzzi*
Steve is that the jacuzzi or are those bubbles coming for somewhere else??
:uhoh:

ops:

24 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Anyone got a peg???? confused

24 Oct 2004

*Steve checks his emergency someones farted in the jacuzzi kit and fishes out a peg*
:thumbup:

24 Oct 2004

Cheers Steve,now where were we? wink

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Cheers Steve,now where were we?

Oooooooo dont tempt me
:wink: :wink: :wink:

24 Oct 2004

Is that rubber ducky still in here or is there something else rubbing up against my thigh :twisted:

24 Oct 2004

Its definately something else
wink

24 Oct 2004

:uhoh: Erm well Steve ive never seen one that big before,its 3 foot long FFS :uhoh:

24 Oct 2004

I've never seen it quite as big as that either Clare...
Must be something in the water round here
wink

:wink:

24 Oct 2004

Steve do you think that fart has magical growing powers?Just think we could bottle it and sell it,unless you wanna keep the 3 footer to yourself of course? wink

24 Oct 2004

Noooooooooooo
I'd like to share the 3 footer if anyones interested.....

24 Oct 2004

I know that Clare mentioned 'the game' earlier, but I am with easy on this one - I absolutely hate football mad

:x :x
So please don't bore me with who's playing Or I may be tempted to expand further on my level of dislike - and I would hate to bring a note of disharmony into the GFZ. Instead, I will content myself with observing that while everyone else is off yelling at the TV, civilised guys like easy and me can have the place to ourselves.
Sooooo, I will just pour myself an extra large G&T, open a bottle Medoc to breathe and (out of the kindness of my heart) stock the fridge with plenty of beer so that those on the winning side can come and celebrate while the losers drown their sorrows. Of course, both sides might want to come and share a friendly drink together - or does that only happen in rugby and cricket? dunno

Will - with large G&T in hand :cheers:

24 Oct 2004

Correct...............
No footy on the tele in here
We're gonna watch the GP instead..
*Cracks open another can of Boddy's*

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Can i be inspected pluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrse!! :twisted:

ooooooohh happily ... get yourself into this jacuzzi ..... have a word with tallnhairy and you could become an official inspector too .... :twisted:
Can i, can i, please pretty please????? rolleyes

:happy:

25 Oct 2004

Bloody hell someone forgot to lock up....... :shock:
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Strips off quickly and jumps into the jacuzzi........
Shireen
xxx

25 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Bloody hell someone forgot to lock up....... :shock:
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Strips off quickly and jumps into the jacuzzi........
Shireen
xxx

You know ... I noticed this earlier but was too scared of being locked in so I didn't bump it .... ;)
any wine left ???

25 Oct 2004

Oi Sarge, someones left the GFZ door open ...
Sqwaaak... Sqwaaak Sqwaaak... Sqwaaak Sqwaaak... Sqwaaak
Oh drat there goes the burgler alarm...

25 Oct 2004

Oi... get out!!!!!
Friday is days away rolleyes

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