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11 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
Share and share alike as my mum used to say

yes dammie but i think she ment with the horses smackbottom

11 Dec 2004

Girls ! Girls ! Girls ! Girls ! Girls !
Again - as Mum used to say (there were 9 of us) "One of you is sailing a little close to the wind"
She was sooooooooooo wise; my mum

11 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
next door down,

HUH............. :doh:
oo well win some you lose some................... but i have had the pleasure for real :twisted: :twisted: he he flipa

Debbie does this mean you have had Dambuster fully :shock: :shock:
Omg.
just checking the bed notches, no debbie your name is not here are you sure :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
just checking the bed notches, no debbie your name is not here are you sure :shock:

Ah, but as is used to (and may well still) say in my ad; I stopped collecting "notches" years ago redface

11 Dec 2004

Quote by Kit
Hmmmm - that's quite a decent avatar - but I must say I have seen better Kit
xxx

I agree the ironing one was much better and I've got a huge pile of it sitting here.
As for Debbiewebs I'm suprised at you getting anywhere near confined spaces (even if they contain DB) after the dreadful cupboard under the stairs/porkpie/winebottle incident :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
As for Debbiewebs I'm suprised at you getting anywhere near confined spaces (even if they contain DB) after the dreadful cupboard under the stairs/porkpie/winebottle incident :shock:

Do tell - Debbie won't mind. :twisted:
lhk

11 Dec 2004

I worry that some of SH's finest could end up with no bed if they put a notch in it every time they got laid!!!! :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
Do tell - Debbie won't mind. :twisted:
lhk

I need only say
It involved davej (and Warwick) :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
I worry that some of SH's finest could end up with no bed if they put a notch in it every time they got laid!!!! :twisted:

People round here actually get laid?!? :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
People round here actually get laid?!? :shock:

Allegedly

11 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster

People round here actually get laid?!? :shock:

Allegedly
Maybe I got the wrong idea then, where the hell was I Wednesday night???? :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
Do tell - Debbie won't mind. :twisted:
lhk

I need only say
It involved davej (and Warwick) :shock: What ALL of Warwick :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Maybe I got the wrong idea then, where the hell was I Wednesday night???? :shock:

Too feckin far away; that's where ! ! !

11 Dec 2004

ooo :shock:
I've just noticed Kit's gone - must be shagging time!
Ours not to reason why - ours but to do........ :twisted:
lhk

11 Dec 2004

OOOOOOOOOOOkay. I've just had a majorly not good thing happen. I need someone to mop my brow and someone to feed me wine and someone to maybe rub my shoulders.
And I'm gonna need someone to clear all this mess up redface

SORRY

11 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
OOOOOOOOOOOkay. I've just had a majorly not good thing happen. I need someone to mop my brow and someone to feed me wine and someone to maybe rub my shoulders.
And I'm gonna need someone to clear all this mess up SORRY

db puts himself firmly at the head of the queue

11 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
OOOOOOOOOOOkay. I've just had a majorly not good thing happen. I need someone to mop my brow and someone to feed me wine and someone to maybe rub my shoulders.
And I'm gonna need someone to clear all this mess up SORRY

db puts himself firmly at the head of the queue
Good on you dambuster!!!!
while dambuster gets on with clearing up the mess let me see to those shoulders. lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Dec 2004

Well I have been specially trained at home to clear up after wenches,give massages :shock: , serve drinks :cry:
OH WELL ! I think I'm your person (man....un-pc)

11 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC
Well I have been specially trained at home to clear up after wenches,give massages :shock: , serve drinks :cry:
OH WELL ! I think I'm your person (man....un-pc)

Oh Great - I forgot to mention I need someone to do the ironing confused

11 Dec 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Good on you dambuster!!!!
while dambuster gets on with clearing up the mess let me see to those shoulders. :lol: :lol:

Walked into that one , dinnah

11 Dec 2004

so, dambuster clearing up, mr fc ironing, me massaging...its all worked out quite splendidly wink

11 Dec 2004

Thanks DB - the mess is much worse than you think.
I'll just give you the short version.
New candles arrive from Partylyte biggrin

Ooooooo nice smelly candle on computer desk cool

Arggghh printer not working very well mad

OOOOOOOOO finally got menus printed for tomorrow :D
FFFFFS Aghh Blinking flipping fluckity flo flllli foo put menus on candle evil

Only nearly went and set office on fire :shock:
Managed to put the fire out by dropping the fax machine on it and then stomping on it - good job it went out as the next option was to pour the Cab Sauv on it :shock:
So in summary
FIRE rolleyes

No Menus :cry:
Big burn on carpet sad

Charred Paper :evil:
Poorly Fax Machine surprised

Still got wine :D
northwest-cpl massaging wink

yay - never really liked that fax anyway

12 Dec 2004

Ok ready to massage......although I have to say my hands are like sandpaper, I massage like I knead dough but...your wish is my command :shock:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
so, dambuster clearing up, mr fc ironing, me massaging...its all worked out quite splendidly

Did I fail to mention, I have two very nice Italians here, (bought by the case) plenty of Bounty (cartoon) and some very nice warm oils?

12 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
Only nearly went and set office on fire :shock:
Managed to put the fire out by dropping the fax machine on it and then stomping on it - good job it went out as the next option was to pour the Cab Sauv on it :shock:

serves you right for drinking anything that's not
a) Italian
b) Irish
c) A Yorkshireman

12 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster

Only nearly went and set office on fire :shock:
Managed to put the fire out by dropping the fax machine on it and then stomping on it - good job it went out as the next option was to pour the Cab Sauv on it :shock:

serves you right for drinking anything that's not
confused

a) Italian -- I have some fine bottles of Barolo here - none of that white stuff
b) Irish -- The Black Bush is empty:shock:
c) A Yorkshireman -- 69position

:69: :69: Well that is someing new!

12 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq
serves you right for drinking anything that's not

a) Italian -- I have some fine bottles of Barolo here - none of that white stuff
b) Irish -- The Black Bush is empty :shock:
c) A Yorkshireman -- :69: :69: Well that is someing new !

I have
a) both Valpollicela and Frascati
b) at least a bottle of Jameson
c) I only livein Derbyshire

12 Dec 2004

Sarah wanders back in
well it's clean, tidy, ironing done, no gossip in the NOTW, needs help to put up more Christmas decorations,
Starts to cook Sunday roast lunch, how many of you will there be today?
We need more wine

12 Dec 2004

Ok ... I've missed out on all the fun this weekend sad

I went shopping on the way here though so am laiden with bacon, sausage, eggs the works .....
Now whose gonna help me make the breakfast and warm the jacuzzi up for me ???

12 Dec 2004

I'll help you eat it!! The breakfast that is, not the jacuzzi !! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

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