GFZ | Swinging Heaven

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah wanders back in
well it's clean, tidy, ironing done, no gossip in the NOTW, needs help to put up more Christmas decorations,
Starts to cook Sunday roast lunch, how many of you will there be today?
We need more wine

I'll get a couple of bottles. Red or White - or both to be on the safe side?

12 Dec 2004

Morning Andy,
White wine please, but bring red for the others.
What would you like for lunch, although Castile has bacon etc, perhaps we can get her to cook for us all?
Watch the Jazcussi, Sgt wants to close it down

12 Dec 2004

Right, i've got three bottles of each to be on the safe side - just in case theres a big turn out!
Mmmmm Bacon and Eggs Vs A Nice Sunday lunch.................it's decisions like these that keep me up at night!!! lol

I think i am going for the traditional Roast to be honest, mmm Chicken, loads of veg, and all the trimmings.........................I'm bloody starving.
Sarah - Need a hand with anything wink

Hey Sarge leave that jacuzzi alone!!!!!

12 Dec 2004

*Kat wanders in, picks up a banana, fixes the jacuzzi with a steely eyed glare, arranges his 9st , 5ft 2in frame into a suitable "Arnie" like pose and hisses menacingly through clenched teeth. "I'll be back", points the banana straight between the gleaming taps and makes very realistic "pttchow" sounds unit the magazine is empty.
Then remembers the CCTV in the jacuzzi room :shock:
SARGE - can I borrow the keys to the security room??!*

12 Dec 2004

<< TE stumbles in. Turns to find the the large phallic object protruding from his trouser pocket is a half-full bottle of Jacob's creek Grenache Shiraz (you really oughtta try it) >>>
Anyone fancy a drop o' red :twisted: Where's Mrs FC??

12 Dec 2004

<< TE stumbles in. Turns to find the the large phallic object protruding from his trouser pocket is a half-full bottle of Jacob's creek Grenache Shiraz (you really oughtta try it) >>>
Anyone fancy a drop o' red :twisted: Where's Mrs FC??
Someone call ?? Ahhhh Tune ........how thoughtful of you....and my favorite.
Shall I get the glasses. biggrin

12 Dec 2004

Hey MrsFC - Tune,
mind if I join you?
I havn't been in here for a while (well since last nite really!)
Nice to see you've kept the boys in their places as serving wenches whilst I've been away wink

Tune, that outfit is most becoming :twisted:
Kat is pre-occupied with the Jacuzzi so he won't be bothering us this evening.
Ahh, any one want to hear a tale about Sarge and waxing cool

:shock: :twisted: :wink:
xxx

12 Dec 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Shall I get the glasses.

Only if you want to read the label - it tastes much better straight from the bottle.
What's this oil floating on the jacuzzi - sorry Kit but it looks as though Easy's been in here again (God this is such an old minority joke I deserve shooting).

12 Dec 2004

Hi Kit So lovely to see you again, looking great as ever.... :twisted:
O do tell that story again.........Did Sarge ever recover... :giggle:
Fancy a tipple Kit?
As for you Tune I will put my glasses on...hang on............. :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG !! :twisted: You are sooo right Kit about the outfit.. I was to busy before thinking of alcohol.. rolleyes

Tune be a dear and give us a twirl :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

Sarge opens the door of the GFZ and looks around. Once again it is full of women !! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Kat!! A quick conference in my office. I think we need to compare tactics !! :shock: confused

:? :? :? lol

12 Dec 2004

Err! Tune I believe Kat was trying to ban GIRLIES!! from the GFZ confused

Don't let the WENCHES get the better of you, I know I've been there show them a bit of hospitality and they take advantage, beli.....Huh! what's that oh ok redface

Er! I think the ban should start next week...MrsFC has her best lingerie out of the draw surprised

ops: :shock:

12 Dec 2004

Kat!! A quick conference in my office. I think we need to compare tactics !!

Kat peers in...
That's OK Sarge, it is only Kit and Mrs FC, they barely qualify as girlies :twisted:

MrsFC has her best lingerie out of the draw

ahhh - M and S night then?
lhk
Kat

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Kat!! A quick conference in my office. I think we need to compare tactics !! :shock: :? :? :?

:shock: :shock: :shock: Bloomin Hell Sarge - no -one has ever been brave enough to try that line with Kat before :lol: :lol:
*Could this be the start of a new SH romance OR a complete embarrassment for Sarge?*
Mrs FC - have you got the keys to Sarge's office? I sooooooo want to see this :twisted:
xxx

12 Dec 2004

MrsFC is busy right now!!

12 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
MrsFC has her best lingerie out of the draw

ahhh - M and S night then?
Ethel Austins I believe !!!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Kit and Mrs FC. Best you have a good luck round now because you'll only be allowed back in here when you're on wench duties!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Kit
*Could this be the start of a new SH romance OR a complete embarrassment for Sarge?*
Mrs FC - have you got the keys to Sarge's office? I sooooooo want to see this :twisted:
xxx

Nothing new about it my sweet - kiss

for Sarge's helmet.
lhk

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Kit and Mrs FC. Best you have a good luck round now because you'll only be allowed back in here when you're on wench duties!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ummmm Sarge sweetie - I think Kat is getting lonely in your office, didn't you two want to compare something confused

Mrs FC, don't worry they will be ages finding their 'tactics' to compare. :twisted:
Tune babes, any more of that Shiraz left we need filling up over here?
xxx

12 Dec 2004

:smug not yet ....but let me do a quick change... :twisted:
Now what did Sarge like last time :idea:
Oh yes this one I think..

I know .........I know but he made me do it !! redface

12 Dec 2004

FFS!!! I can't believe that Mr and Mrs FC have matching Bunny Outfits !! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by MrsFC
:smug not yet ....but let me do a quick change... :twisted:

Quick change? :shock: stretching the concept a bit there ..... a 14 point project plan and 6 hairy workmen is more in line for those knickers!
Mr FC - I see she is multi tasking - cooking and assuming the correct position!
lhk

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

FFS!!! I can't believe that Mr and Mrs FC have matching Bunny Outfits !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ere Sarge !!!! I do believe you posed with me for a souvenir for yourself as you couldn't get anyone else to do it !! And me being me, kind soul that I am... rolleyes

So my lovely....shall I dress for you again.. :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

Yes Kat she's very good at multi tasking....but it's usually me she's multi tasking :cry:

12 Dec 2004

All these men complaining about us being in here tut tut tut!
I suggest if they don't shut up we should all give them blow jobs, then see if they still want us to leave :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
All these men complaining about us being in here tut tut tut!
I suggest if they don't shut up we should all give them blow jobs, then see if they still want us to leave :twisted:

We don't need women for that, we can do it ourselves, can't we lads? :P

12 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
We don't need women for that, we can do it ourselves, can't we lads? :P

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

12 Dec 2004

Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

12 Dec 2004

sarah finally lets dambuster out of the room at the end, and wonders what is going on..

12 Dec 2004

Ah but you haven't lived until you've had a MQ BJ lol

:twisted:

12 Dec 2004

I'm drying up here !!! Tune my man where are you ???The lovely ladies need filling up in here !! MQ nooooo not like that !!! :shock:
Have you got your glass ready ? Kit fancy a top up? I sure as hell do !!
Tune!!!!

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
sarah finally lets dambuster out of the room at the end, and wonders what is going on..

:shock: I'm sure I didn't quote that one! :shock:

Quote by Mr FC
Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

Right lets, competition time - lets see who can give themselves the best blow job!
don't start yet though -

Ah but you haven't lived until you've had a MQ BJ

Ah, but you havn't lived till you've had a QuickKat. :twisted:
Now, Sarah, is Dambuster in this or not?
Ready......Steady.........GO
lhk
Kat
P.S. - Now tell me that you don't have a picture in your head of this happening! :twisted: Someone shout Blue over - she would love this!
lhk