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Quote by AndyS-NE
OK - squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing, now - am I in yet? :twisted:

Mmmmm that feels gooooooooood Kat.....did you bring the condoms? :twisted: LoL
But i thought this was a social meet wink
I was just going to use the condoms to blow up and use as balloons, what did you think they were for? rolleyes
Ahem - nothing.............................................. redface
Ooooh Andy ... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Helen has thought of the one thing that no one else has,,,,,bless her smile
Decorations Christmas ones at that. Look all different colours and textures.
Would you be a dear Andy and attach them to the ceiling.
Kat was a nice surprise to see you in here... :wink: Mooch over and let me rub your temples from all the stresses and strains of traffic.
Now doesn't that feel good... :twisted:
*SQUEAL*.....
Ooooh, can you do that again Kat? :twisted:
is there room for one more ?? lol
Debs stop trying to bribe Andy.............
Quote by Debbiewebs
awww come here Andy!..........now you be a good boy and find those bots of wine that Sarah has in the fridge and get back soon.................. and you will be rewarded :grin:

Now thats bribery, but in the off chance of a good reward i'll skip along merrily.......
Here you go , two bottles of chilled wine, now move over and let me in!!
Quote by AndyS-NE
awww come here Andy!..........now you be a good boy and find those bots of wine that Sarah has in the fridge and get back soon.................. and you will be rewarded :grin:

Now thats bribery, but in the off chance of a good reward i'll skip along merrily.......
Here you go , two bottles of chilled wine, now move over and let me in!!
Debbie, Andy NOW thinks you are going to give him a reward, what are you doing?........
*Kat mooches, squeezes, listens for squeals (as opposed to squeels) wonders why the bloody hell there is a saddle in the jacuzzi, and realises that it is not a good idea to hold those balloons in his teeth*
Cor - I'm multi tasking! cool
Quote by Sarah1448
Debbie, Andy NOW thinks you are going to give him a reward, what are you doing?........

Now dont be nosey!........Andy and i are having a great time................mmmmmmm Andy nice pen knife!.....soooooooooooo biggggggggggggg
Debs nips out the pool to do a pole dance just for andy
Quote by KitKat
*Kat mooches, squeezes, listens for squeals (as opposed to squeels) wonders why the bloody hell there is a saddle in the jacuzzi, and realises that it is not a good idea to hold those balloons in his teeth*
Cor - I'm multi tasking! cool

Ooooh nooo not saddle rolleyes :roll: Have the animals crept in, had a wash and left?
Is that Arti again with his animals??? Bleeding cheek of him ... lol
are we ordering a take away tonight?? who wants what?
Debbie put Andy down.....
Which reminds me - I bought a most excellent book today - The little book of essential foreign swear words.
So anybody who needs to insult someone in Afrikaans, Arabic, Chinese (both cantonese and mandarin) Dutch, Esperanto, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, Serbian, Spanish or Swedish - Don't ask me, go and buy your own you tight bastard, it was only £1-50! rolleyes
Or as they would say in Afrikaans:
sit you kop in die koie se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom honaai wink
lhk
Kat
Quote by Sarah1448
are we ordering a take away tonight?? who wants what?
Debbie put Andy down.....

Leave Debbie alone, she seems happy and i'm not complaining!!
lol
No Andy, you wouldn't be :shock: wink
Quote by Sarah1448
No Andy, you wouldn't be :shock: wink

Are you implying I am shallow ?? redface My only reason for said enjoyment is the pleasure Debbie is gaining from her dancing.
****Big Feck Off Lie Detector beeps like hell********
:shock: lol
...............sneaks quietly in the back door, with a hot toddy and slips into the jacuzzi......... mmmmmmmmmmmm
Quote by AndyS-NE
No Andy, you wouldn't be :shock: wink

Are you implying I am shallow ?? redface My only reason for said enjoyment is the pleasure Debbie is gaining from her dancing.
****Big Feck Off Lie Detector beeps like hell********
:shock: lol
Now leave us alone ya buggers............. Andy and i are haveing a great time! hump
Right I'm back, had too much to drink, been on the phone for about an hours, and web cam for another hour, what's going on in here.
Debs and Andy what you up too.
Where is every one else
Quote by Sarah1448
Where is every one else

To be honest I don't really care!! lol :lol:
Quote by AndyS-NE

Where is every one else

To be honest I don't really care!! lol :lol:
Well you are still here, so what have you been doing???????????????????
Quote by AndyS-NE

Where is every one else

To be honest I don't really care!! lol :lol:
Nor me!........ he he :giggle:
OOOOOOOOOOO you are sexy mmmmmmmmmmm purrr purrrr
Quote by Debbiewebs

Where is every one else

To be honest I don't really care!! lol :lol:
Nor me!........ he he :giggle:
OOOOOOOOOOO you are sexy mmmmmmmmmmm purrr purrrr
You're not too bad yourself........................................ wink now where were we, ah just here..hump :
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you
Quote by Sarah1448
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

HEY YOU BOG OFF................]he is all mine and i am not letting him share anything :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah1448
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

Just a bit busy right now, but for you anything.
Here you go a nice glass of wine..................now is my reward going to be as good as Debbies?? wink
Quote by Debbiewebs
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

HEY YOU BOG OFF................]he is all mine and i am not letting him share anything :twisted: :twisted:
now don't be selfish, share and share alike biggrin
Quote by Debbiewebs
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

HEY YOU BOG OFF................]he is all mine and i am not letting him share anything :twisted: :twisted:
I'll just be a few moments,
Christ this malarky aint easy.
Quote by AndyS-NE
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

Just a bit busy right now, but for you anything.
Here you go a nice glass of wine..................now is my reward going to be as good as Debbies?? wink
HUH DEBS throws Andy in the deep end and lets the sharks out
I've just got a little feeling i may have made the wrong move there!! lol
Quote by Sarah1448
Just settling back into the bubbles, pass me some more wine Andy please, thank you

Any room in here for a little 'un?