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Quote by KitKat
Ah, but you havn't lived till you've had a QuickKat. :twisted:

ooooo tell me more, sounds interesting! :twisted:
Quote by MrFC
Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

Me? My back's as stiff as a board but I can still nearly do it wink :wink:
Quote by westerross
Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

Me? My back's as stiff as a board but I can still nearly do it wink :wink:
Only your back Tune? :shock:
Quote by westerross
Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

Me? My back's as stiff as a board but I can still nearly do it wink :wink:
If I could do it I would never have had the need to find this site in the first place!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MrsFC
I'm drying up here !!! Tune my man where are you ???
The lovely ladies need filling up in here !! MQ nooooo not like that !!! :shock:
Have you got your glass ready ? Kit fancy a top up? I sure as hell do !!
Tune!!!!

It was a bottle of Grenache Shiraz but now it's ...Oh no not that!!!
You won't need glasses for this one!
Quote by MQ
Well I very nearly can, as I've almost completed my degree in human contorsionism

Me? My back's as stiff as a board but I can still nearly do it wink :wink:
Only your back Tune? :shock:
Ah well now that's what they call multi-tasking innit!!

MrFC is very nearly there :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Best image I have had for ages
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Quote by MrFC

MrFC is very nearly there :shock:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm redundant !!! How could you put such thoughts in MrFC's head Kitkat ! evil
*The rest of the GFZ wonder why they are surprised that Mr FC is the only one gullible enough to fall for that one! - But decide not to tell him yet because he seems to be having so much fun*
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Quote by MQ

Ah, but you havn't lived till you've had a QuickKat. :twisted:

ooooo tell me more, sounds interesting! :twisted: ooooo - nearly got me! get thee behind me temptress!
Quote by MrsFC
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I'm redundant !!! How could you put such thoughts in MrFC's head Kitkat ! evil

Come round here Mrs FC, I'm sure I can find some use for you!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
The pots need washing, the kitchen floor is a bit grubby and I don't even want to think about the ironing!!
Oh Sarge you are such a sweetie :inlove:
How can I be of service, please don't put me in that bunny suit again!!! redface
It was sooo hot last time. surprisedops: and you took me to your local dressed like that and you asked for a pint of beer and a glass of wine......... biggrin then when the barman asked for the money !!!!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: You said "Don't be silly..........rabbits don't carry money? " Then you grabbed me and we both run out !!! :shock: :shock: Geeze !!!! :roll: confused
You mean I went through that whole course for nothing :shock:
I've denied MrsFC, I've denied myself and all in the understanding I was helping get rid of the GIRLIES from the GIRLIE FREE ZONE
Think of it as character building, a useful ,cheap source of protein, and a marvellous party trick! wink :twisted:
And think what it's done for your vertebrae. I bet your lips do a good chimpanzee impression now as well!
Quote by KitKat
Now, Sarah, is Dambuster in this or not?

wave:wave::wave::wave:
Quote by dambuster

Now, Sarah, is Dambuster in this or not?

wave:wave::wave::wave:
You will have to ask Dambuster,but i have kept him busy, he might be tired :twisted: