... :shock: massage only chip fat at present 
Rainbows had no objections but...if you want I could mix a little salt and vinegar in with it!
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Sex God
Large whisky over here now quick. I am not happy I need a real good rub anywhere will do.
Sex God
Party where...............
A glass of wine over here please................thankyou
A glass of wine over here please................thankyou
Quote by Rainbows
Here - let me top you up there. Light?
Glad some body is paying attention in here - as it comes please Rainbows
MrFC - what the bloomin hell does vinegar do when mixed with chip fat :shock: :shock: :shock: I dread to think
Wash your hands man and be generous with the lavender oil, I ache all over and need some TLC
any one know where the hot tub went?
Sex God
Right! I've spent 20 minutes in the steam room sweating out my aggresion, how about a nice cool cider and a soak in the Jacuzzi? (That's if Kate the Tortoise has brought it back! )
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Sex God
Quote by Kit
Roger darling - you seem stressed :shock: If I knew where the hot tub was I'd jump into it with you and relieve some tensions
Tried coaxing it with some lettuce?????
Kit - I am an island of calm in storm tossed sea! I thought someone ought to make use of that steam room after everone worked so hard with the site renovations last spring. Talking of that why aren't you in the BFZ?
Roger.
P.S. I caught the Jacuzzi, I waxed the floor! Have you ever seen a tortoise try to walk on a waxed floor?
Sex God
If they go to the BFZ that leaves you here with me and Sarge.............. I see your point.
OK girls who wants a massage, a foot rub or a fresh drink.
{decides if you can't beat 'em ...........}
OK girls who wants a massage, a foot rub or a fresh drink.
{decides if you can't beat 'em ...........}
Quote by rogerthedragon
Kit - I am an island of calm in storm tossed sea! I thought someone ought to make use of that steam room after everone worked so hard with the site renovations last spring. Talking of that why aren't you in the BFZ?
Roger.
P.S. I caught the Jacuzzi, I waxed the floor! Have you ever seen a tortoise try to walk on a waxed floor?
I am here in the GFZ purely to irritate Sarge and Kat :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Kit
I am here in the GFZ purely to irritate Sarge and Kat :twisted:
Bad ..........bad girl !!!
You tease and leave. Just like me really !!
Sex God
Roger walks in, sees Kitkat slidding about on the floor like a giant ice hockey puck with legs. Laughing to himself he picks up the Jacuzzi and takes it back where it belongs. He then goes out and gets a set of large bolts and fastens it to the floor!
"That better be still here this evening when I come back!"
"That better be still here this evening when I come back!"
Sex God
climbs into the the jacuzzi, while it is still there, now who has got the wine...
nice and tidy in here thanks to Rainbow
who is cooking dinner tonight/
nice and tidy in here thanks to Rainbow
who is cooking dinner tonight/
Quote by rogerthedragoncompletely ignoring the hoplessly out of control Kat careeing across the floor towards the wall,
Roger walks in, sees Kitkat slidding about on the floor like a giant ice hockey puck with legs. Laughing to himself he picks up the Jacuzzi and takes it back where it belongs. He then goes out and gets a set of large bolts and fastens it to the floor!
"That better be still here this evening when I come back!"
screaming as he goes:
Oh SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Stiff one coming up.....No MrsFc not that sort of stiff one
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Just thought I'd look in before the rugby starts. I'll have a case of hobgoblin please.
See y'all later - after Wales wins :!: (in my dreams)
See y'all later - after Wales wins :!: (in my dreams)
