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Quote by MrFC
Ere Tune Pizza places an't open that late :shock:
Go spill the beans you cooked them it lol

OMG my head. To be honest my friend I can't remember. I just wish this bastard here with the hammer would stop bashing the inside of me skull.
Good morning everybody - hangover cure over here please.
Tiptoes in, pours Tune a resolve, places a warm, damp towel over his eyes, turns the lights off
MrsFC tiptoes in too and whispers, anyone want cooked brekkie ?
Tune the colour is coming back in your cheeks, morning Rainbows biggrin
HELLO EVERYBODY!! lol
Tune you lok a bit :shock: well er....anyway confused
Whats for brekkie lol
Quote by Rainbows
Tiptoes in, pours Tune a resolve, places a warm, damp towel over his eyes, turns the lights off

Aahh, thank you my sweet. I close my eyes and dream of Violet, Indigo Green...... oooohh yes - a rainbow.
Quote by MrsFC
MrsFC tiptoes in too and whispers, anyone want cooked brekkie ?
Tune the colour is coming back in your cheeks, morning Rainbows biggrin

I hope it's not Blue, Yellow, Orang and Red -- FFS the colours in Rainbows towel are running.
Sorry folks that's all my poor alcohol soaked brain can come up with this morning.
I'll get me coat (TM Warwick 2003) bolt
MrFC enters the GFZ
Ahh nice and peaceful lol
Quote by MrFC
MrFC enters the GFZ
Ahh nice and peaceful lol

Rainbows comes running in, shedding clothes - jumps into jacuzzi sending big shower of water over my MrFC - yeeehaaaw!!!!!! Sunday night - last chance in the GFZ before work claims her butt for another week!!!
:color:
What the .......Oh Rainbows :shock:
Next time let me get me clothes off before you shower me lol
Kit peeps round the door, surveys the scene, spies MrFC soaking wet and Rainbows simmering in the hot tub, smiles a big smile and..........
strides in stripping off as she goes, flings her clothes over MrFC and slides into the hot tub next to Rainbows
kiss
MrFC - fold those up for me please and don't get them wet wink Two large glasses of red if you please sweetie.
Kit thinks for a nanosecond and then stands up and peers over the edge of the hot tub -
Just checking that Roger really did bolt it down this time rolleyes don't fancy spilling my wine tonight redface lol lol
Wow MrFC, have you ever entered a wet T shirt competition :eeek: :twisted:
Hello everyone !!!!!
OOOOOeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Tune was very very erm drunk last night I cant rememeber having me on a table before rolleyes rolleyes
Hey I got breakfast in bed this morning :shock: :shock: :shock: my kids and the teenagers that seem to live here all weekend hahahahaha
So whose offering mulled wine - my head is feeling a bit thick at the moment will that cure it confused: confused: confused:
Hey Corrie,
get your lovely butt in here and tell us all about this 'table' thing :twisted: MrFC is serving - tell him what you want wink
I remember something about a table. Lots of lovely women standing on top of it. In my dream I was dancing 'round it. Then I think I (accidentally) kicked the legs from under it and they all landed in a heap on top of me. Wonderful things dreams.
Mulled wine's on tap.
MrsFC limps in......slowly pulls her clothes off and gently glides into the jaquzzi.
Hello Corrie, Kit. confused
Don't ask sad I'm bruised all over from the fall from the table.
I need some attention.
Any wine going? sad
Rainbows peeps up from the bubbles that are threatening to drown her
Hello MrsFc. Can you top me up please smile Then come join us :twisted: :twisted:
Tune - I am not getting on your bluddy (TM MISSCHIEF) table again!!!
Wow it wasnt a dream then ........................................... I just got confused when Kat had a sex change to Kit and then we were all moved onto a bird table and then.....................................the rest is a distant memory of birds birds birds ................. lots of chatting whilst sorting out batteries and exchanging recipies hahahahahaha
Er when you females stop gaggling I'll take your orders confused
Quote by corriefem
lots of chatting whilst sorting out batteries and exchanging recipies hahahahahaha

Well Corrie - just let me know when you want me to hold those batteries again!! :twisted:
Ohh - and MrFc - you know i really do think i'll have one small vodka. Ta awfully (vanilla if you got it. Just check Sarge's secret cupboard) kiss
Quote by Rainbows
Rainbows peeps up from the bubbles that are threatening to drown her
Hello MrsFc. Can you top me up please smile Then come join us :twisted: :twisted:
Tune - I am not getting on your bluddy (TM MISSCHIEF) table again!!!

Who's serving wench tonight confused MrsFC holds a handfull of glasses waiting to be filled.
Rainbows be gently with me I'm feeling tender. sad
Tune are serving wench tonight ?
Quote by corriefem
Wow it wasnt a dream then ........................................... I just got confused when Kat had a sex change to Kit

You got confused Corrie confused: confused:
I somehow managed to have a sex change without even noticing :shock:
By the time I realised what I had missed, I was on the floor and back to meself again :shock: confused confused
Tune - got any more dreams :twisted: :twisted: Come and slip into this here hot tub with the girlies and tell us all about them :twisted:
Mind the plug hole though or Kat and Sarge will get jealous rolleyes
Quote by MrsFC
Rainbows be gently with me I'm feeling tender. sad

Damn Tune and his table. You come over here MrsFc - I'm sure a good rub will sort out those aches :therethere: passionkiss
Quote by Rainbows
lots of chatting whilst sorting out batteries and exchanging recipies hahahahahaha

Well Corrie - just let me know when you want me to hold those batteries again!! :twisted:
Ohh - and MrFc - you know i really do think i'll have one small vodka. Ta awfully (vanilla if you got it. Just check Sarge's secret cupboard) kiss
Rainbows you can hold my batteries anytime smile God my head is pounding and I havent had a drink yet :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mrs Fc I will start filling the glasses but I cant see very well .... seem to have double vision ...................... you sure these glasses are empty ....................... they seem a bit sticky :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Right raided Sarge's cupboard :shock: MrFC decideswhat he found he will keep to himself :twisted: could come in handy here's ya drinks Vodka for Rainbows and wine for the rest of ya......and keep the flamin noise down
Quote by Kit
Wow it wasnt a dream then ........................................... I just got confused when Kat had a sex change to Kit

You got confused Corrie confused: confused:
I somehow managed to have a sex change without even noticing :shock:
By the time I realised what I had missed, I was on the floor and back to meself again :shock: confused confused
Tune - got any more dreams :twisted: :twisted: Come and slip into this here hot tub with the girlies and tell us all about them :twisted:
Mind the plug hole though or Kat and Sarge will get jealous rolleyes
Oh yes can we have a night of sharing dreams - I want to hear about some really naughty or even better nasty dreams cool :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: well not nasty really, tasteless is okay though lol lol lol
Quote by MrFC
and keep the flamin noise down

All Corries fault!! Bleeding batteries!!! confused
Rainbows gives all the lovely people in the GFZ a big snog each passionkiss and then reaches for towel
Time to go and get ready for the week sad .
You're feeling tender :!: :!: confused: I had flesh, elbows, a bunch of hair, bums, knees (and a pair of false teeth rotflmao rotflmao ) come crashing down on me last night. But, bruised and battered, what did I do - did I grumble and moan. I did not :!:
I ran for me life and I'm regretting every minute since. lol lol
Ah tune, I believe all the wenches have vacated the building :shock:
How about a small malt before bed lol
Oh and Kit when you get off your hands and knees after scrubbing the floor, theres a small malt on the side lol
Make mine a large one MrFC wink
and then I'm away to dream dreams of Dorothy wink
lol lol lol
I'll take a Johnny Walker Black Label - fifty/fifty please mate. It's been quite a weekend - one way and another. Here's to tomorrow - cheers.!!