GFZ | Swinging Heaven

14 Jan 2005

its called a sporran - genuine squirrel fur no less wink

Se7 pops the top of the beers off in corries ample cleavage
< heave >
< pfssssst >
< heave >
< pfsssst>
There you go ladies wink

14 Jan 2005

Quote by se7endriver
its called a sporran - genuine squirrel fur no less

Yes, but what purpose does it serve and why 'squirrel' why not ostrich feathers or mink????

14 Jan 2005

Quote by Kit
Yes, but what purpose does it serve and why 'squirrel' why not ostrich feathers or mink????

Its your 'pocket' as obviously in a kilt you dont have any rolleyes

dont know why its squirrel but < camp on > ostrich or mink would clash with my feather boa hunni < camp off > wink

14 Jan 2005

Quote by se7endriver
Its your 'pocket' as obviously in a kilt you dont have any

Why are there no pockets in a kilt? - Some skirts have pockets, why don't kilts have pockets?
lhk

14 Jan 2005

You mean that 7 wears stocking as well omg :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

14 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
there no pockets in a kilt? - Some skirts have pockets, why don't kilts have pockets?
lhk

Because when your lifting it onto your partners ass from behind to engage in some standing up pleasurable activities, after a few thrusts all your coinage etc would simply fall out of the pockets wink

14 Jan 2005

the Laird pops in to assist Se7endriver with his defence of the pocketless kilt
And it's NOT a skirt FFS!!!! mad

14 Jan 2005

I will write out 5 million times 7 does not wear a skirt its a kilt ..............................................................................

14 Jan 2005

OMG is that a woman admiitting she is wrong?
I definately need a beer now :shock:
Corrie you wont have time to do it 5 million times....................................dont you have a thousand and one e-mails to be replying to lol

14 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
I will write out 5 million times 7 does not wear a skirt its a kilt ..............................................................................

Consider yourself suitably corrected
the Laird
x

14 Jan 2005

Quote by se7endriver
OMG is that a woman admiitting she is wrong?
I definately need a beer now :shock:
Corrie you wont have time to do it 5 million times....................................dont you have a thousand and one e-mails to be replying to

hahahahaha 7 it is good fun - so many guys saying how refreshing I am and just wishing me luck. Why dont anyone send me naughty pics hahahahaha oh except lucifer hahahaha and that is a joke btw - I dont want pics of bits lol

14 Jan 2005

Damn.....the Laird cancels email!!! bolt

15 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

Damn.....the Laird cancels email!!!

hahahahahaha well I could make an exception ......................................

15 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem

Damn.....the Laird cancels email!!!

hahahahahaha well I could make an exception ......................................
All you've got to do is ask wink

15 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

Damn.....the Laird cancels email!!!

hahahahahaha well I could make an exception ......................................
All you've got to do is ask wink

Dont I am laughing too much tonight as it is !!!!!!!!!!

15 Jan 2005

Hello all!!! Room for a littl'n :shock: :shock:

15 Jan 2005

Hello everyone.
Is anyone intererested in listening to me moan and possilbly kick the wall and stamp my fee for a bit at all? I could make it extra entertaining by going red in the face and maybe even a few tears. Anyone?

15 Jan 2005

Carry on CQ, never know when the favour might need returning!

15 Jan 2005

Thank you - I will try to keep my tantrum to a minimum. Could we maybe have a punch bag fitted to in the GFZ for a bit of stress relief? mad

Is it just me or is it really annoying when people tell you to chill out when you are already chilled mad

And the only thing annoying you is them and there fuffin chill out comments. mad

I hate everyone and everyone hates me. mad

15 Jan 2005

CQ chill man lol

take time out...feel the vibes :shock:

15 Jan 2005

Oh look the new punch bag has arrived already :twisted:
Its very life like isn't it - looks a lot like MrFC (but with more bruises)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by celticq
Thank you - I will try to keep my tantrum to a minimum. Could we maybe have a punch bag fitted to in the GFZ for a bit of stress relief?
Is it just me or is it really annoying when people tell you to chill out when you are already chilled And the only thing annoying you is them and there fuffin chill out comments.
I hate everyone and everyone hates me.

You okay celticq xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Jan 2005

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. mad

Yes fine thank you for arsking. I'm, yeah, super chilled man.
evil

15 Jan 2005

CQ punch away my girl confused

I can take it .. :shock: Honest(but just slap instead of punching....please)

15 Jan 2005

Hello
who has a fag!.....i am gasping here!

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello
who has a fag!.....i am gasping here!

Sorry babe, don't smoke... slides quietly behind the sofa and within 10 seconds gentle snores are heard...

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello
who has a fag!.....i am gasping here!

none smokers only in here.....can't you read
now get out here in the car park with me if you wanna puff

15 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
CQ punch away my girl
I can take it .. :shock: Honest(but just slap instead of punching....please)

Slap? Shurely you have me mixed up with some other Scottish person? I don't do slaps!!!
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
This is what I'm looking for! So come one put em up put em up!!

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello
who has a fag!.....i am gasping here!

Hands Debs a fag....
Ooohhhh dave we cant go out to the carpark yet celticq is about to beat up MrFC lol

Shireen
xxx

15 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
[quote
now get out here in the car park with me if you wanna puff

Right sorry peeps but me and Dave are going into the car park so i can have a puff :twisted: :twisted: