Just kick a man when he is upside down Alex!Ice - you are in charge. If anyone asks for me, I wasn't here and you don't know where I am.
lhk
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello? Can I come in?
Ten months I've been on here and I still haven't figured out what the GFZ is all about. I think it's about time one of the girls who aren't here took me in hand and explained things to me.
ICE don't tell them but nor me
just get ya kegs off babes.....and pick up that oil and rub it all over me bodmmmmmmmmmmmmm..Debs lies down and slips into fantasiesWell Ice I think and that is hard for me that you come in here leave your deposit and leave is that enough for you to get started with
Quote by KitKat
Ice - you are in charge. If anyone asks for me, I wasn't here and you don't know where I am.
lhk
if i dident get confused to who is kat and who is kit and who is the cat and who is the tom!..and who likes tom and who like cat!.then mybe the pussy might play
:? :? 
Sex God
Quote by Kit
Hello? Can I come in?
Ten months I've been on here and I still haven't figured out what the GFZ is all about. I think it's about time one of the girls who aren't here took me in hand and explained things to me.
I'm not here :twisted:
What do you want explained
Well you can start by explaining why I'm talking to someone who isn't there. Are you one of those invisible friend type things? It's OK, you can tell me, I can take it - I've gone potty haven't I?
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Ice - you are in charge.
I'm what?
Hello?
Where's Beadle?
Errrmmmmm....
Whadoidonow?
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Well Ice I think and that is hard for me that you come in here leave your deposit and leave is that enough for you to get started with
What, no foreplay? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Hiya ICE!!!!!!!!!
Well - could I volunteer to be your guide
And a Happy New Year to you!!
(btw - thanks for your message!)
OK, I'll risk it ;)
HNY xxx.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Ice - you are in charge. If anyone asks for me, I wasn't here and you don't know where I am.
lhk
if i dident get confused to who is kat and who is kit and who is the cat and who is the tom!..and who likes tom and who like cat!.then mybe the pussy might play
:? :? Bloomin hell debs, even I am confused now :shock: Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
You want instructions???????? :shock:
Yes. Sternly delivered ones, with a tariff of penalties and stuff. :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice - you are in charge.
I'm what?
Hello?
Where's Beadle?
Errrmmmmm....
Whadoidonow?
Wait for your invisible friend to take you by the hand and lead the way through the pit of despondency and mayhem that is the GFZ
I have the blueprint of the GFZ refurbishments secreted in the safest of safe places
Bloomin Hell Kat - those stockings are so last years!!!!!
and the stubble 
Quote by Ice Pie
You want instructions???????? :shock:
Yes. Sternly delivered ones, with a tariff of penalties and stuff. :twisted:
you no this is where Debs gets lost
:? :? !...all i asked was for some baby oil for ice to rub in me bod!.. And Kit its me age babes!......nearing 45 :eeek: now thats enouth for anyone to get mixed up! :doh: .
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
You want instructions???????? :shock:
Yes. Sternly delivered ones, with a tariff of penalties and stuff. :twisted:
JAGS!!!!!!
Ice wants to see you!!!!
Me Jason, you Siren.
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
You want instructions???????? :shock:
Yes. Sternly delivered ones, with a tariff of penalties and stuff. :twisted:
you no this is where Debs gets lost
:? :? !...all i asked was for some baby oil for ice to rub in me bod!.. And Kit its me age babes!......nearing 45 :eeek: now thats enouth for anyone to get mixed up! :doh: .OK, so let me get this straight... it's a girlie free zone, despite which I'm outnumbered about a zillion to one by girlies. Well, I suppose if I could choose my own death, that would fit the bill nicely, but I'm far too young. Honest. ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
You want instructions???????? :shock:
Yes. Sternly delivered ones, with a tariff of penalties and stuff. :twisted:
you no this is where Debs gets lost
:? :? !...all i asked was for some baby oil for ice to rub in me bod!.. And Kit its me age babes!......nearing 45 :eeek: now thats enouth for anyone to get mixed up! :doh: .OK, so let me get this straight... it's a girlie free zone, despite which I'm outnumbered about a zillion to one by girlies. Well, I suppose if I could choose my own death, that would fit the bill nicely, but I'm far too young. Honest. ;)
Now ice get ya self striped off!....and lets us girles deal with ya
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by Debbiewebs
if i dident get confused to who is kat and who is kit and who is the cat and who is the tom!..and who likes tom and who like cat!.then mybe the pussy might play
Well.....
Kitkat is ALWAYS just Kat - the bloke half
Kit is ALWAYS just Kit - the lesser half
The whys and wherefores are sort of lost in the mists of time. :?
And Ice - the answer to your question is - the GFZ is the place where no matter what the odds - you will always win the battle of the sexes. - So be fearless and proud, gird your loins, and say to yourself "I am a man. I am in charge. They have no power over me."
lhk
:wave: oooooo shit new i had eaten to much chrismas dinner!Quote by KitKat
:shock: Debs, I think they are all worried that your little cartoon lady is going to go straight through and squash the post below!
ROTFLMAO
Debs trys to time this post in just right so it don't Squash me own post i put in :eeek: :eeek:
Does that make sense
Here we go!.1 2 3 :giggle:
