GFZ | Swinging Heaven

1 Jan 2005

Quote by MrsFC
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

Accept my apologies .........forgot the GFZ... :roll:

1 Jan 2005

Oh dear, what a mess in here, must have been some party
goes off to fetch black bin bags and hoover
Removes SH members who are still sleeping wink

starts to clean up the mess

1 Jan 2005

*Kat wanders in with his arms full of Stella - to see Sarah on her hands and knees, iin marigolds and stockings bravely tackling the mountain of debris which seems to have accumulated without anyone being in here at all *
:shock: SEE -we TOLD you things get messy on their own!! cool

*Kat sneaks out before Sarah shoves a broom up his backside and puts him to work.*
lhk
Kat

1 Jan 2005

tiptoes out of the room before anyone notices

1 Jan 2005

I'm still in a partying mood ..................... cool

Anyone feel the same... :twisted:
Now where's the music ? Ooooh Barry Manilow..... 8-)

1 Jan 2005

ahh the GFZ. It's been a while since I popped in here. Nice to see the rogues gallary. There's Kit and Kat, Jags, Will and Sappho, Sarge (that was a very rude text you sent me today smackbottom

), oh and look dear old fly, what fun we had!! Oh well another year over. I wonder who will be hanging in the gallery next year.
Wilma pours glass of wine, retrieves remote from Jags hiding place, puts wine down on much hated paper doily and relaxes in chair.

2 Jan 2005

*Kat wanders in a bit bleary eyed after yet another night with Stella and starts looking for his spectacles*
Bit quiet in here today - except for that annoying warbling from the Gramaphone! :shock:
ooo - someone has left a blow up doll in the chair ...... very realisitic despite the unfeasibly large breasts.
*Kat looks around furtively to see if there is anyone else around*
I've never tried one of these before, I wonder if I should .......... :twisted:
lhk
Kat

2 Jan 2005

Debs pops her head around the door ....waves wave

............see's the mess :eeek:
And runs off! bolt

2 Jan 2005

all the mess has now gone, so lets party,
Debbs where is the wine, and put on some decent music
fill up the hot tub
where is everyone else?

2 Jan 2005

HERE

2 Jan 2005

here as well

2 Jan 2005

Gone back to bed. Decided to postpone today until tomorrow. (Closes door quietly).
FFS Oi! Keep the music down you lot rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
:sleeping:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Gone back to bed. Decided to postpone today until tomorrow. (Closes door quietly).
FFS Oi! Keep the music down you lot :roll: :roll:
:sleeping:

ES
I've had to move you once to do the cleaning, now if you want to go on sleeping, out into your lorry parked in the car park, NOW, move.
party on, music up please

2 Jan 2005

JAGS
I'm bored, come and play with me. sad

lhk

2 Jan 2005

P.S. Bring some friends.

2 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
P.S. Bring some friends.

Purrrrrrrrrrrr !!!! hello you want to play then Kitty..... :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
JAGS
I'm bored, come and play with me.
lhk

Now that I like!!
Cat and mouse OK???? BUT WTF told Wilma where the remote control was kept?? And WHY didn't I get a flilthy text from Sarge???? Kate, try a filthy text next time please!
Now - game on.
lol

:lol:

2 Jan 2005

I've I 've come I've erm to play that is lol

:lol: :lol: ooooh Jags big new year hug
now where are the leftovers cool

8-) :lol:

2 Jan 2005

Only three of you? Hardly worth getting my stockings on for! :twisted:
However, as the song says:
Girl: Ooh, you got the kind of legs that do more than walk
Boy: I don't have to listen to your whimpering talk!
Girl: Listen - you got the kind of eyes that do more than see.
Boy: You got a lot of nerve to come on to me!
Girl: Oh, you got the kind of lips that do more than drink.
Boy: You got the kind of mind that does less than think!
But since I'm feeling kind of lonely, my defences are low,
Why don't we give it a shot, get it ready to go?
I'm looking for anonymous and fleeting satisfaction,
Better tell your daddy you'll be missing in action!
Ever since I can remember I've been hanging round this joint,
My daddy never noticed, now he'll finally get the point
Boy: I'll have you begging on your knees, just to throw the dog a bone,
A man he doesn't live by rock and roll and brew alone.
Baby, baby, baby, baby,
I don't know who you are
But your a real deadringer for love.
May the best Man win! :twisted:
lhk

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
JAGS
I'm bored, come and play with me.
lhk

Now that I like!!
And WHY didn't I get a flilthy text from Sarge????
Because i have them all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

You know the Sarge Jags, he is such a fussy git. :P

2 Jan 2005

Wow Mrs FC, Kitkat, Jags and Alex in here lol

I am really happy now
Alex you have missed so much and I needed one of your hugs but I am back on top now and just helping to clean up party decorations from the GFZ

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wow Mrs FC, Kitkat, Jags and Alex in here
I am really happy now
Alex you have missed so much and I needed one of your hugs but I am back on top now and just helping to clean up party decorations from the GFZ

Hey ya bugger!................. |Debs pops in now that the mess has been biggrin

Right who was it that said they had the wine hic hic

2 Jan 2005

um corrie, GFZ? Need I remind you that Boysare always on top in here... rolleyes

tch memory like a goldfish that one!
lhk

2 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
um corrie, GFZ? Need I remind you that Boys are always on top in here...
tch memory like a goldfish that one!
lhk

dam and I love being on top Debbie webs big news years kiss

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wow Mrs FC, Kitkat, Jags and Alex in here
I am really happy now

Yohoooo Corrie wave

I'm here as well wink

Great to see you sweetie kiss

Now then, looks like it is about time we had some fun - Kat appears to be in a playful mood, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to have his stockings on yet rolleyes

Methinks he is missing them :twisted:
Nice to see so many girlies in here - we need a plan to fill Kat's stockings :wink: I suggest we get him to slide down the bannister whilst Jags holds the stockings ready for each leg to slip into :shock: and then Alex, Corrie and MrsFC snap on the suspenders whilst I spin him around for maximum effect :twisted:
Any other ideas?
(Pinot going down well here)

2 Jan 2005

Pinot going down very well too here Kit your gorgeous half of Kat. Right suspenders snapped so where is Mrs FC rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Kit Tart
(Pinot going down well here)

Pinot? and who exactly is Pinot when he/she is at home? And why am I not being allowed to take pictures? :twisted: And why is their KY jelly all over this Banisteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
:eeek:
lhk

2 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
(Pinot going down well here)

Pinot? and who exactly is Pinot when he/she is at home? And why am I not being allowed to take pictures? :twisted: And why is their KY jelly all over this Banisteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
:eeek:
lhk
Kit tart my arse ( sure someone else has said that rolleyes

) and as for KY jelly .................................... lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
um corrie, GFZ? Need I remind you that Boys are always on top in here...
tch memory like a goldfish that one!
lhk

dam and I love being on top Debbie webs big news years kiss
Debs holds down corrie!.....With a bondage! :twisted: :twisted:
Noew look corrie you are not going any where!......YOUR ALL MINE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: