GFZ | Swinging Heaven

4 Mar 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

4 Mar 2005

oooo first in - I can get rid of that jacuzzi quick.
*Kat runs in and .............. realises that someone will probably post and jump in the jacuzzi before he hits the send button, so perhaps he had better cut his losses and let someone else be first to post - so he grabs a Stella, puts on his best grumpy face and finds a corner to grump in*
lhk
Kat

4 Mar 2005

or not :dunno:

4 Mar 2005

Â£5-00 says a girly cannot resist the temptation of interrupting my blissful solitude! rolleyes

4 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Â£5-00 says a girly cannot resist the temptation of interrupting my blissful solitude!

Can I do it instead? Mind if I change the music, got some lovely Cat Stevens here...

4 Mar 2005

Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

Ahhh !! I wondered how long it would be before someone run in... lol

Heyyou grumpy in the corner fancy getting me a coffee biggrin

yeah I know......... but its tooo early for me.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
Fee
XX

Quote by marmalaid
Can I do it instead? Mind if I change the music, got some lovely Cat Stevens here...

I'm being followed by a moon shadow,
Moon shadow, moon shadow...

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
Fee
XX

Tee Hee :twisted:

Hey you grumpy in the corner fancy getting me a coffee

Ah, Mrs FC. you for coffee?
lhk
Kat

4 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
Fee
XX

Tee Hee :twisted:

Hey you grumpy in the corner fancy getting me a coffee

Ah, Mrs FC. you for coffee?
lhk
Kat
I'll have tea of yer makin a cuppa

4 Mar 2005

I'll join you in a cuppa lil-miz and wouldn't mind a choccy biscuit too! biggrin

Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

mmm now that you mention it I could be doing with a nice bit of choccy the now!!
Where's the biscuit tin???

4 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
Fee
XX

Tee Hee :twisted:

Hey you grumpy in the corner fancy getting me a coffee

Ah, Mrs FC. you for coffee?
lhk
Kat
Is that sort of language allowed in these respectful halls?

4 Mar 2005

Oii LadyFeeBee
if you aren't tooooo busy how about a massage for your other half before the hordes arrive wink

My thighs are burning after another hard day at the office!!! :twisted:
the Laird
xx

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oii LadyFeeBee
if you aren't tooooo busy how about a massage for your other half before the hordes arrive
My thighs are burning after another hard day at the office!!! :twisted:
the Laird
xx

You have it all wrong. It should be he verrry luverly Fee that should be lying down with all the guys round her fanning her and massaging her and fulfilling all her needs :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

:lol: Thank goodness (see - I didn't say fuck) someone noticed! - I thought I was going to have to explain the bloomin (didn't say fucking) joke - and I so hate having to do that! rolleyes

Must be a boy (didn't say wanker) thing. :smug:
lhk
Kat

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oii LadyFeeBee
if you aren't tooooo busy how about a massage for your other half before the hordes arrive
My thighs are burning after another hard day at the office!!! :twisted:
the Laird
xx

Don't be so rude! Can't you see she's doing me and Kat?

4 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Oii LadyFeeBee
if you aren't tooooo busy how about a massage for your other half before the hordes arrive
My thighs are burning after another hard day at the office!!! :twisted:
the Laird
xx

You have it all wrong. It should be he verrry luverly Fee that should be lying down with all the guys round her fanning her and massaging her and fulfilling all her needs :twisted:
You mean like most other days?
the Laird
xx

4 Mar 2005

:twisted: She clearly deserves it

4 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: She clearly deserves it

Why thank you! biggrin

I'll make sure your needs are fulfilled too. The Laird will be only too happy to tend to us both. :bounce:
Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
:twisted: She clearly deserves it

Why thank you! biggrin

I'll make sure your needs are fulfilled too. The Laird will be only too happy to tend to us both. :bounce:
Fee
XX
i'll hold you to that Miss Fee :twisted: :P :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: She clearly deserves it

Why thank you! biggrin

I'll make sure your needs are fulfilled too. The Laird will be only too happy to tend to us both. :bounce:
Fee
XX
i'll hold you to that Miss Fee :twisted: :P :twisted:
22 days to go!!!!!! passionkiss

:twisted:
Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

And counting every second hump

4 Mar 2005

Ooooh did someone mention tea? biggrin

White, strong, two sugars - ta awfully cool

4 Mar 2005

Shall I put the kettle back on then?
Mmmm, tea and a nice realxing soak. Can I join mr>FC in the grupy corner please? I ahve a banging headache again. confused

*hands out the brews and slides into the bubbles.

4 Mar 2005

Does anybody have any dunkables :P

4 Mar 2005

dairylea in your tea! Ewwww :shock:
Now that is just perversion!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by little gem
dairylea in your tea! Ewwww :shock:
Now that is just perversion!

:shock: dunkables are biscuits confused

or anything else yuo have that I can dunk in it :shock:

4 Mar 2005

Dairylea Dunkables!....... oh well never mind......
*hands out the chocie digestives and goes for a nap in the sauna

4 Mar 2005

TEA!!!!
Bugger that, I'll have a real drink..FFS it is the weekend after all.
Strawberry milkshake please lol