GFZ | Swinging Heaven

14 Jul 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

I can't believe I (of all people) am starting this thread, but I think everyone could do with a drink today!!!!!

14 Jul 2006

You hate the GFZ!!! lol

Cider here please tonight :P

14 Jul 2006

mines a gnt n den is with sarah on the cider, althoug we do have a bottle of sauv blanc chilling nicely for laters if anyone wants to come round here! :twisted: ............

14 Jul 2006

hi all

A very very large JD please, in fact, just leave the bottle.
and the largest T bone steak in the house.
:cheers:

14 Jul 2006

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14 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
mines a gnt n den is with sarah on the cider, althoug we do have a bottle of sauv blanc chilling nicely for laters if anyone wants to come round here! :twisted: ............

You are just a little too far for me tonight!!
Maybe some other time
:twisted:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
You hate the GFZ!!!
Cider here please tonight :P

I know, but I felt it my duty to give a little bit of joy in the midst of all the chatroom moans. :angel:
So how does this work then? dunno

If I open it does it mean I have to fetch everyone drinks, or can we hire a barman so I can retire to a quiet corner with you and a pint of cider? :rascal:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You hate the GFZ!!!
Cider here please tonight :P

I know, but I felt it my duty to give a little bit of joy in the midst of all the chatroom moans.
So how does this work then?
If I open it does it mean I have to fetch everyone drinks, or can we hire a barman so I can retire to a quiet corner with you and a pint of cider? :rascal:
Yep and whispher:- get your tits out
:twisted:

14 Jul 2006

a pint of extra cold Guinness here please..with a shamrock in it
and some scampi fries...no what do they smell off...?
RWL
xx

14 Jul 2006

me guts think me throats been cut, where's me steak :taz:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
and some scampi fries...no what do they smell off...?
RWL
xx

Scampi

14 Jul 2006

I'll serve you both HLB.
A cider fer Sarah and what's yours?
Then can I settle in the corner with you and try and find them SH Pins??

14 Jul 2006

OK OK OK
I have had enough.
The mention of "Chatroom" has put me off my drink. I am out of here pdq.
Two words that have the same affect >>>> Chatroom & Verification.
I will be back monday to scrub out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Byeeeeeeeeee
Phredd (leaving no :love: )

14 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
a pint of extra cold Guinness here please..with a shamrock in it
and some scampi fries...no what do they smell off...?

:shock:

Quote by Pete_sw
me guts think me throats been cut, where's me steak :taz:

:shock:
Now just hang on a minute!!!!
I do a good deed and open this place up and now I find out not only does it mean I'm supposed to be "serving wench" for the night, but I'm supposed to cook as well? rolleyes

And here was me thinking I'd just get a drink and go and join Sarah in the jacuzzi biggrin

14 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
I'll serve you both HLB.
A cider fer Sarah and what's yours?
Then can I settle in the corner with you and try and find them SH Pins??

HLB and I are sitting in the corner waiting lol

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
I'll serve you both HLB.
A cider fer Sarah and what's yours?
Then can I settle in the corner with you and try and find them SH Pins??

HLB and I are sitting in the corner waiting lol

Tune
Cider for me too please biggrin

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
I'll serve you both HLB.
A cider fer Sarah and what's yours?
Then can I settle in the corner with you and try and find them SH Pins??

HLB and I are sitting in the corner waiting lol

Right here's yer drinks - two pints of cider!!
Now can I serve you?

14 Jul 2006

I'd best not indulge if it's cider - it makes me horny (well, more than is normal anyway). Can I have a glass of white grenache please?

14 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
a pint of extra cold Guinness here please..with a shamrock in it
and some scampi fries...no what do they smell off...?

:shock:

Quote by Pete_sw
me guts think me throats been cut, where's me steak :taz:

:shock:
Now just hang on a minute!!!!
I do a good deed and open this place up and now I find out not only does it mean I'm supposed to be "serving wench" for the night, but I'm supposed to cook as well? rolleyes

And here was me thinking I'd just get a drink and go and join Sarah in the jacuzzi biggrin

you any good at "humping" like what sarah is?
:happy:
RWL
xx

14 Jul 2006

You heard the woman Tune!!
Pint of cider for Freckledbird please lol

14 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You heard the woman Tune!!
Pint of cider for Freckledbird please

HLB, spare a thought for Chris :shock:
Mind you, I dare say he won't complain wink

14 Jul 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
you any good at "humping" like what sarah is?
:happy:
RWL
xx

I'll have you know I "hump" just as good as Sarah.
But I'd say we both "hump" best together :rascal:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

you any good at "humping" like what sarah is?
:happy:
RWL
xx

I'll have you know I "hump" just as good as Sarah.
But I'd say we both "hump" best together :rascal:
RWL
I was not hump you but with you and there is a difference :twisted:

14 Jul 2006

Get the coffee ready, I'm coming in !!!!! :bounce:
working again tonight and tomorrow so soft drinks only sad

15 Jul 2006

Good morning lovely people wave

groan

black coffee please, and plenty of it, full english with black and white puddin (they don't seem to do it down here)
it's a lovely day, so i guess i should be out there, have a good one everyone kiss

15 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

you any good at "humping" like what sarah is?
:happy:
RWL
xx

I'll have you know I "hump" just as good as Sarah.
But I'd say we both "hump" best together :rascal:
well i never listen to second to second hand info...need first hand experience of it... have experienced a "hump" with sarah!!!!! and it takes some beating!!!
RWL

15 Jul 2006

Morning all. I know it's almost 3pm but I've just got up. I was having a lovely sleep until a kid in the street started screaming. She managed to reach that pitch that's just above toothache and just below dog level. :shock:
Where's the coffee? :shock:

15 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Morning all. I know it's almost 3pm but I've just got up. I was having a lovely sleep until a kid in the street started screaming. She managed to reach that pitch that's just above toothache and just below dog level. :shock:
Where's the coffee? :shock:

There u go
coffee

15 Jul 2006

Excuse me please.
Just passing through this way to see if I can get into the Chatrooms via the back door.
Sorry to disturb you all and upset your cosy chat. smile

Phredd >> I may never pass this way again. Yes I know, I can hear you saying TG for that.

15 Jul 2006

You never disturb us Phredd kiss

just get your hands off my back door :dry: