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7 Jan 2005

Quote by Kit
Kit pushes open door and saunters in looking very smug
Hi Jags, MrsFC, and all, budge up there in the JACUZZI please - MrFC - you are in the way in here sweetie - jump out of the JACUZZIand pour me a large Pinot please, there's a good boy
Psst Girls, want to know a secret :shock:

Oh Kit do tell boink

We want to know don't we Jags biggrin

7 Jan 2005

Ahh Kit!!
A large pee what? confused

7 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ahh Kit!!
A large pee what?

:roll: Bloomin hell Mrs FC, where did you find him :roll: :roll:
MrFC - GLASS - OF - WHITE - WINE - PLEASE - NOW!

Quote by MrsFC
Oh Kit do tell We want to know don't we Jags

Snuggle up then, we don't want MrFC or any other boys to hear this wink

7 Jan 2005

Large white coming up....any more for any more ?
oh and don't mind me I'll just sit here in the corner, won't hear a thing, no ma'am :shock:

7 Jan 2005

Ok, now we know that MrFC is not listening cool

Whispers - I have been very naughty today.................
I sneaked into Kat's 'Office' whilst he was out shopping and nobbled his PC redface

7 Jan 2005

So, now we can enjoy the JACUZZIin peace without having to hear his irritating rambling all weekend lol

Any one want their glasses charged?
Now MrFC, be quicker to respond next time I make a demand

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Kit
Ok, now we know that MrFC is not listening
Whispers - I have been very naughty today.................
I sneaked into Kat's 'Office' whilst he was out shopping and nobbled his PC

Nooooooo !!! you bad wench Kit !! :grin: :grin: :grin:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Nooooooo !!! you bad wench Kit !! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Moi? :angel: :angel: :angel:
you should see the look on his face as he is trying to untangle the PC :crazy:

:crazy: :banghead: dunno

:silly:
Now, who thinks we need anotherJACUZZI in here? This one does seem a bit small at peak times.
MrFC sweetie - run and fetch me thatJACUZZI brochure I left on the chair

8 Jan 2005

Oooooh well I am so bad at getting a connection to the ball :shock: :shock: :shock: that I thought I better just be a soak tonight hahahaha yawn well is anyone gonna wake me up tonight cool

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: confused

Errrr! Yes Kit , errr!! yes Dear :? Corrie looks like I'm on duty tonight ....what time ?

8 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Oooooh well I am so bad at getting a connection to the ball :shock: :shock: :shock: that I thought I better just be a soak tonight hahahaha yawn well is anyone gonna wake me up tonight :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Great to see you back Corrie biggrin

Seems MrFC is wenching tonight.....All I can say is that he will be lavished next weekend here as that is what I promised any wenching men tonight.......
But hey girls don't be afraid to take charge and take over next weekend.... :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrr! Yes Kit , errr!! yes Dear :? Corrie looks like I'm on duty tonight ....what time ?

hahahahaha Mr FC i meant is there anyone man or woman enough to wake me up - offer of the night!!!! After Sunday wont be here at least all week so I just need some sort of stimulation hahahahaha and you let me sleep throughGFZ :shock: :shock: lol

:lol:

8 Jan 2005

I hour 40 minutes sitting watching my disk light blinking away as my poor 'puter tried to get its knickers out of some godawful twisty place. :cry: Poor thing. It then took a good 10 minutes to shut itself down.
It actually stopped chugging away about 30 minutes ago - but I've been sitting chuckling at the masquerade ball ever since! We should really ask for a list of credits at the end - I have no idea how you even begin pretending to be someone else! biggrin

lhk
Kat (glad to be back!)

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
lhk
Kat (glad to be back!)

Tee hee, so confused he forgot to complain about the Jacuzzi lol

Hi Corrie,
MrFC is on wenching duties tonight, but judging by Kate's fragile state of mind I reckon she should be your 'named' wench for the evening :twisted:
The choice is yours wink

8 Jan 2005

I want both !!!! :bounce:

8 Jan 2005

Yes I nominate Kate for wench, Hands up all those that say "I"... vote carried unanimously lol

8 Jan 2005

I want everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
I want everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Okay never mind aboutboth I WANT EVERYONE TOOO !!!! biggrin

8 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
I want everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Corrie,
you can have the boys by all means wink

but I don't 'do' wenching duties :shock:
Well, only for special people if they ask nicely :wink:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Kat through all the sudden sharp pains in his back
lhk
Kat (glad to be back!)

:giveup: Are my stockings still in here from last week?
lhk

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
lhk
Kat (glad to be back!)

:giveup: Are my stockings still in here from last week?
lhk
Yes they are silly. Over there on the blow up dolly, where you left them lol

8 Jan 2005

I'm sorry mistresses, I will try and pay more attention mistresses, may I go and put them on before I make my pathetic attempts to please you mistresses? worship

lhk

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
I'm sorry mistresses, I will try and pay more attention mistresses, may I go and put them on before I make my pathetic attempts to please you mistresses?
lhk

Hurry now !!! :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

<<<WILMA>>> smile

I thought the blow up doll blew up when someone got a mite too frisky on it, or was I dreaming again, hey ho confused

8 Jan 2005

Kat begs to be allowed permission to say this mistresses:
Talking of blowing - I think North Oxfordshire is going to blow away tonight!
It's like Wilma on a curry night out there!
lhk

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
Kat begs to be allowed permission to say this mistresses:
Talking of blowing - I think North Oxfordshire is going to blow away tonight!
It's like Wilma on a curry night out there!
lhk

Shame on you now Kate !!!! smackbottom

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
Kat begs to be allowed permission to say this mistresses:
Talking of blowing - I think North Oxfordshire is going to blow away tonight!
It's like Wilma on a curry night out there!
lhk

That would be Musical Fart no. 46 I think!!

8 Jan 2005

oo shit

Debs rushes back in and gets all excited that kat is sub
Right ya bugger get on ya knees never mind the blooding stockings....now ya on ya knees....... beg to me .and if you do i might let you put the buggers on :twisted: :twisted:
Debs digs her high heel boots into Kats back and

8 Jan 2005

:shock: Firmly whips Mr FC? :P

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
oo shit Debs rushes back in and gets all excited that kat is sub
Right ya bugger get on ya knees never mind the blooding stockings....now ya on ya knees....... beg to me .and if you do i might let you put the buggers on :twisted: :twisted:
Debs digs her high heel boots into Kats back and

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Debs your a one !! :grin: