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I guess I was just born 'lucky' :( *Kat decides it is best to just surrender to the situation, makes himself comfortable under Debbie's boot heels, gives his arse one final lick, tucks his tale between his legs, and falls into a blissful slumber, to dream of a world where girlie free zones are without girlies and Jacuzzies are used to brew beer.*
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Right wake up all of you, what's tonights party about, where's the food and drink
Sex God
Bar is open, what do you want to drink?
is the hot tub or Jacuzzi on?
is the hot tub or Jacuzzi on?
Sex God
Sarah you know what !! 
I fancy spreading myself over the big settee in the corner over there and watching a film with pringles and wine, anyone fancy joining me ?
Mind you I'm still all wrinkly from being in the jaquzzi last night.... so no jaquzzi for me tonight...
I fancy spreading myself over the big settee in the corner over there and watching a film with pringles and wine, anyone fancy joining me ? Mind you I'm still all wrinkly from being in the jaquzzi last night....
so no jaquzzi for me tonight... Sex God
MrsFC, move up, make room, I'm joining you to watch the film, no crisps, trying to loose another stone in weight, what is the film?
Sex God
what is the film?
:confused2: I haven't decided .......
What do you fancy Sarah? Sex God
that's a difficult one, you decide.
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
THERE IS NO HOT TUB IN THE GFZ :x
lhk
Quite right! :x
The hot tub is outside in the gazeebo.
Quote by tallnhairy
You all welcome to borrow my little plug in thing from tesco's makes loads of bubbles and just suckers on the side...
I bought Countess the bigger brother of that one. The one with the mat that goes in the bottom of the bath and a remote control. It's a bit noisy, but it doesn't half make some bubbles.
:D :D Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Anyway, back to the GFZ.......... Kate change the dvd please.......how about that 100 games to play with a 20 sided dice?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
NAH! NAKED TWISTER anyone? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Right! It has come to my attention that the girlies are taking over our little bastion of maleness.
This can no longer be tollerated!
:evil: :evil: :evil: As such I have had the following installed overnight.......
Rats! In undersized cages to aid easy escape.
Large spiders!
And for those girlies that don't mind rats and spiders I've had a word with a friend who runs an underwear and shoe shop and he's arranged a ..........
:grin: :grin: :grin: :smug:
*easy trys to laugh in an evil way without spilling bacon + egg sarnie and tea on his keyboard*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.............bugger.
*wipes keyboard*
Quote by easy
Right! It has come to my attention that the girlies are taking over our little bastion of maleness.
This can no longer be tollerated!
As such I have had the following installed overnight.......
Rats! In undersized cages to aid easy escape.
Cute rat... want another rat... more rats in the GFZ!!
Quote by tallnhairy
Right! It has come to my attention that the girlies are taking over our little bastion of maleness.
This can no longer be tollerated!
As such I have had the following installed overnight.......
Rats! In undersized cages to aid easy escape.
Cute rat... want another rat... more rats in the GFZ!!
Wow, loads of rats for wenching duties today
Easy, Kat, Tallnhairy and some newbies
Easy - you are such a lovely thoughtful wench, not only did you bring some newbie wenches you also thought to bring some some lovely, tickly spiders! Did you know that spiders have the ability to evoke the most amazing responses in some females :shock: Just thinking about all those little hairy legs, makes me all a quiver :lol:
Now, if you were to mention cotton wool balls :shock: that would be a whole different ball game
Quote by MrFC
WENCH!!!! :shock: :shock:
It's just like being at home
What can I do for you mistress ? :shock:
weee heee another sub :bounce:
come on girls let gets him :twisted: :twisted:
And its party time............. it me birthday :bounce: 21 again :giggle:
come on all lets have a orgie
:hump: :hump:Debs look around to see if kats inhere
Quote by Debbiewebs
WENCH!!!! :shock: :shock:
It's just like being at home
What can I do for you mistress ? :shock:
weee heee another sub :bounce:
come on girls let gets him :twisted: :twisted:
And its party time............. it me birthday :bounce: 21 again :giggle:
come on all lets have a orgie
:hump: :hump:Debs look around to see if kats inhere Hiya Debs babes - happy birthday sweetie
If it's Kat you want, you are welcome to him, he's hiding in here somewhere (frightened of spiders
)Now, if you want him in stockings - I can arrange that for you
Quote by Kit
WENCH!!!! :shock: :shock:
It's just like being at home
What can I do for you mistress ? :shock:
weee heee another sub :bounce:
come on girls let gets him :twisted: :twisted:
And its party time............. it me birthday :bounce: 21 again :giggle:
come on all lets have a orgie
:hump: :hump:Debs look around to see if kats inhere Hiya Debs babes - happy birthday sweetie
If it's Kat you want, you are welcome to him, he's hiding in here somewhere (frightened of spiders
)Now, if you want him in stockings - I can arrange that for you
Frightened of spiders :giggle: EASY send one on thoses spiders my way so i can shove one down kats stockings.....Debs rubs hands :rascal: and waits for easy :grin:
