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Quote by MrsFC
Mmmmmm !!! I'm really getting in the mood for something different tonight ............ :twisted:
All this talk of baileys and bananas.... :lickface:
Is there any spare going??

Nope! only got one and it's mine lol
Quote by MrsFC
Is there any spare going??

I do believe that I may be spare this evening........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I tempt you at all?????
Quote by the_Laird
Is there any spare going??

I do believe that I may be spare this evening........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I tempt you at all?????
What have you got to tempt me with...... :rascal:
Quote by MrsFC
Is there any spare going??

I do believe that I may be spare this evening........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I tempt you at all?????
What have you got to tempt me with...... :rascal:
All the Baileys and Bananas you can handle wink
Quote by the_Laird
Is there any spare going??

I do believe that I may be spare this evening........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I tempt you at all?????
What have you got to tempt me with...... :rascal:
All the Baileys and Bananas you can handle wink
In for a penny in for a pound !! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by MrFC
Mmmmmm !!! I'm really getting in the mood for something different tonight ............ :twisted:
All this talk of baileys and bananas.... :lickface:
Is there any spare going??

Off course my dear. cool Oh I'm in big trouble when he finds out what I've done..
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by MrsFC
In for a penny in for a pound !! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Welcome aboard...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Neck and shoulder massage anyone???
Oh go on then if you are offering confused
But no going below the shoulders....promise?
Quote by MrFC
Oh go on then if you are offering confused
But no going below the shoulders....promise?

I've got the feeling our MrsFC may sap all my energy whilst massaging her shoulders and besides.............
you know the answer to THAT one anyway flipa wink lol
ok .. right now I'm in the mood to be fed strawberries and champagne and have my body massaged and caressed ... hands or lips either will suffice :twisted: I also have some whipped :!: cream that 'll happily drizzle anywhere :twisted:
anyone? promise to return the favour :twisted:
Calista x
Quote by Calista
ok .. right now I'm in the mood to be fed strawberries and champagne and have my body massaged and caressed ... hands or lips either will suffice :twisted: I also have some whipped :!: cream that 'll happily drizzle anywhere :twisted:
anyone? promise to return the favour :twisted:
Calista x

Well Chris is halfway down a bottle of Chardonnay but we ate all the strawberries and cream earlier. We have fresh cherries though - will they do?
Oh Calista it just so happens I have a punnet of strawberies and a bottle of champers(nothing expensive mind)
Soooo!
Quote by Calista
ok .. right now I'm in the mood to be fed strawberries and champagne and have my body massaged and caressed ... hands or lips either will suffice :twisted: I also have some whipped :!: cream that 'll happily drizzle anywhere :twisted:
anyone? promise to return the favour :twisted:
Calista x

WHOOOOOOOSH ! ! ! !
Quote by dambuster
ok .. right now I'm in the mood to be fed strawberries and champagne and have my body massaged and caressed ... hands or lips either will suffice :twisted: I also have some whipped :!: cream that 'll happily drizzle anywhere :twisted:
anyone? promise to return the favour :twisted:
Calista x

Ere! bouncing bloody bomb(dambuster) get it!!!
I was there first.....get your own strawberries lol
lol MrFc i think you'll find Freckledbird was actually but don't panic ... there's plenty of me to go around ... and I can supply my own strawberries and champagne so no need to worry about that either ....
now where shall we begin?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Calista xx
redface surprisedops: yes Bev was in first :oops: ....hang on you Bev ...me Dammie.....strawberries Champagne lol
Quote by MrFC
redface surprisedops: yes Bev was in first :oops: ....hang on you Bev ...me Dammie.....strawberries Champagne lol

Don't forget the cherries wink
you still have your cherry redface
Quote by MrFC
you still have your cherry redface

Yes of course. Didn't you know I'm the token virgin on SH?
I have a full half pound in my fridge, just waiting to be popped lol
Quote by MrFC
you still have your cherry redface

lost mine a long tme ago .... thank god :twisted:
if anyone ever finds it .. hide it behind that sofa again please
Calista xx
oooh I lurve cherry picking lol
Quote by MrFC
oooh I lurve cherry picking lol

I've only got white wine and raspberries rolleyes
Are my raspberries any good to you? wink
Fee
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redface I've just come over all funny at the thought of MrFC picking me cherry surprisedops:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Are my raspberries any good to you? wink
Fee
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where would you like the raspberry honey?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Quote by LadyFeeBee
oooh I lurve cherry picking lol

I've only got white wine and raspberries rolleyes
Are my raspberries any good to you? wink
Fee
XX
Rasberries and white wine......heaven (bugger I fel like a tart).....Hope I don't come across as a tart cool
Quote by Calista

Are my raspberries any good to you? wink
Fee
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where would you like the raspberry honey?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Draw a trail all over my body and lick it off dunno :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by MrFC
.....Hope I don't come across as a tart cool

You are SUCH a tart!!!
Live with it and move on................ wink
Yep I love being a virtual Tart
Dino staggers in after just finishing work ,,,mmmmm , empty bottle of baileys , banana skins and a pair of red thongs , looks like hornyred`s been in earlier rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by MrFC
Yep I love being a virtual Tart

...........................chokes on a piece of fruit
virtual ...... I doubt that ..... tartiness as shown my MrFC takes years of practice (and of course the essential chicken legs)
Calista xx