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MrsFC
Sex God
Thankyou Calista !!!
He is indeed......
Unknown User
Chicken legs!!!! meeee!!!!
Dino
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Chicken legs!!!! meeee!!!!
:shock: :shock: MrFC, dont slip on any nana skins whilst your running about with nowt on , im not gonna help you up confused dont wanna be caught with you on all fours and me pullin ya up from behind :? :? :?
tallnhairy
Sex God
Eeek scary sight ;)
TnH sneaks in, coughs loudly a lot, realises he not going to get any sympathy for having a man cold and sneaks off in search of a hot lemon and honey...
COUGH, snoooork...
Calista
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
Eeek scary sight ;)
TnH sneaks in, coughs loudly a lot, realises he not going to get any sympathy for having a man cold and sneaks off in search of a hot lemon and honey...
COUGH, snoooork...

a few hot lemons around here tonight but none are quite of the varierty you require LOL
Sympathies here ......................................................... not LOL
C x
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Flippin' heck
Where is everyone?????
:doh: There's a munch thingy going on today isn't there.
Oh well - I'll just go sit in the jacuzzi on me tod then :cry:

Alex
I'll join you,I am off to the munch later, but wine? turn up the bubbles, put on some music
westerross
Sex God
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
can i see your white bits plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz biggrin :D :D
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
can i see your white bits plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz biggrin :D :D
Can I watch you displaying them please :P
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah1448
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
can i see your white bits plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz biggrin :D :D
Can I watch you displaying them please :P
Sod the looking at them lark, can I feel them? :evil2:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
can i see your white bits plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz biggrin :D :D
Anybody who wants to see me white bits will have to go under the water - I've been in Portugal all week so me white bitzz have shrunk!
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Aaah time to relax at last. Plane was delayed so didn't get home 'till 2am this morning!
A large Leffe for me please.
Oi, why's this cherry got 'Bev' carved on it?? (Tastes good!!)
can i see your white bits plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz biggrin :D :D
Anybody who wants to see me white bits will have to go under the water - I've been in Portugal all week so me white bitzz have shrunk! Counts to three, holds breath, dives under water, and comes up smiling :D :D :D :D :D
westerross
Sex God
Wow, that put a smile on my face too!! I guess it'll be quiet in here tonight with Essex munch going on. Nice chance to get all cosy. Glass of wine anybody?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Tuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Missed you, sweetie wink
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Wow, that put a smile on my face too!! I guess it'll be quiet in here tonight with Essex munch going on. Nice chance to get all cosy. Glass of wine anybody?
that would be nice, before get ready to go swinging :swingingchair:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Bev wanders back in with a big bowl of ripe juicy cherries, all for Tune
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Wow, that put a smile on my face too!! I guess it'll be quiet in here tonight with Essex munch going on. Nice chance to get all cosy. Glass of wine anybody?
Tune where is my wine and freckles is waiting too wink :wink: :wink: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
HornyRed
Sex God
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
westerross
Sex God
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
S'funny HR since you've been down there me white bits aren't quite so shrunk as they were :twisted:
Bev , thank you for your cherry wink - you don't have to carve your name in every one you know!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Was it sweet? Thought I'd better pop it for you, don't want you dribbling juice down your chin do we?
westerross
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Was it sweet? Thought I'd better pop it for you, don't want you dribbling juice down your chin do we?

Yer dead right there - I can think of better places (not many!) for it to dribble!!
Dino
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
I was told to take it off by a certain lady, who wanted to see me white bitzzzzzzz!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
I was told to take it off by a certain lady, who wanted to see me white bitzzzzzzz!
And I've hidden it now so it doesn't get stained. :twisted:
Dino
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
I was told to take it off by a certain lady, who wanted to see me white bitzzzzzzz! did this "certain lady" do the , one , two , three , goes under water thing aswell? cant take her anywhere rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Dino
Sex God

And I've hidden it now so it doesn't get stained. :twisted: hey erm bev,,, any chance of you puttin it on ? biggrin :D :D :D , go on ,, just for me wink :wink:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dino.

And I've hidden it now so it doesn't get stained. :twisted:
hey erm bev,,, any chance of you puttin it on ? biggrin :D :D :D , go on ,, just for me wink :wink:
Oh go on then, since it's you :wink: Cherry?
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
did this "certain lady" do the , one , two , three , goes under water thing aswell? cant take her anywhere rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Yeah but she took me to heaven and back so who's complaining!! lol All this and Bev's cherry too! Bliss!
Excuse me my man! A large glass of red wine please!
Dino
Sex God
bevs cherry , in a wenching outfit too , biggrin
Dino
Sex God
Quote by westerross
did this "certain lady" do the , one , two , three , goes under water thing aswell? cant take her anywhere rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Yeah but she took me to heaven and back so who's complaining!! lol All this and Bev's cherry too! Bliss!
Excuse me my man! A large glass of red wine please! I aint servin noone untill i get me wenchin dress on and serge has locked his cupboard confused :?