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____sparky____
Warming the Bed
That's picked be up ... not sure bout the full english.... perhaps a little nibble..
Unknown User
Quote by Dino.
more white boys please..........

How many do you want? I can supply one (really white that is. Would you like a glass of wine to go with 'em?? Tune , dont do it mate , Kit collects em, tongues i mean. She cuts em off and has them as trophies in small filigree metal cages like red indians did with scalps (read her first post and the little blue writing ), ,, im not goin mad, its all true i tell you!! :shock: she reckons she`s going to have mine confused , it will be a battle n half tho, ive got a plan and everythin wink MrFc, your in danger too :shock: she`ll have yours out as quick as a flash , we need to stick together on this one , trust me, these are dangerous times in the GFZ. :? :? :? :?
I think she`s forming a possie with the other girls in here ,,,,,
watch your backs (n tongues guys) and tread carefully :? rolleyes Perhaps I should explain - MrFC is in danger because Dino has volunteered him, and a few others (everyone of the male persuasion who enters here in fact), for a task this weekend which will require him/them to risk various bodily parts in defence of the true ethos of the GFZ.
This mission was conceived Dino, and the cream of GFZ manhood is being sent into the hellish cauldron of combat compleatly bereft of the knowledge and training required to meet the mission objectives, and probably lacking in appropriate equipment too.
I, of course, have nothing to worry about. After 23 years with Kit, she has already acquired all useful male body parts for her trophy room. So I have nothing to lose! :smug:
Now, i'll go and see if I can get Kit out of her PM box long enough to DO something about it! :roll:
lhk
Kat
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by **sparky**
That's picked be up ... not sure bout the full english.... perhaps a little nibble..

Nibble away rotflmao :rotflmao:
Sarah
Sex God
oh no, I dont like nibbling
Just a full munch please :twisted:
____sparky____
Warming the Bed
Quote by HornyRed
Nibble away rotflmao :rotflmao:

oooo that's tasty.... could have this every morning
Dino
Sex God
See guys , i told you i aint gone `s a woman with a mission and it is down to us to defent our rights, our GFZ, and our erm,, bits confused Battle lines have been drawn , ,, prepair for battle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
:bounce: Yeeaaaaaaaahh - Lets go get 'em Dino. Once more into the breach dear friends, let us fill this Jacuzzi with our manly testosterone, drive the the wenches from within our hallowed halls, send them fleeing with hitched up petticoats from our ramparts (that is a play on words by the way, rampant parts?), onward bretheren, to a glorious victory, or glorious emancipation! drinkies
um, you first Dino, age before beauty and all that.....
lhk
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
See guys , i told you i aint gone `s a woman with a mission and it is down to us to defent our rights, our GFZ, and our erm,, bits confused Battle lines have been drawn , ,, prepair for battle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I'm sooooooo looking forward to this !! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Dino.........Kat.........and MrFC when he comes in :twisted: You will have a battle on ya hands
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Dino
Sex God
true spoken brother Kat,(except the bit about me going first) we fear them not and shall defend the principles of this place, this bastian of masculinity, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: till the death , NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !
Kit
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !

Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing wink can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Won't be long lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dino
Sex God
hmmmm, Kit is very conspicuous by her absence confused , she`s up to summat . Will have to have my wits about me . Well Kit,, if your reading this, im giving you the oppotunity to surrender now wink and no harm will come to you ,,you have my word as a "rasping tongue worrior" :wink:
Dino
Sex God
Quote by Kit
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !

Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing wink can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Won't be long lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Its probably some poor sods body part youve hacked off thats getting pierced and will end up "pride of place" in your trophy cabinet no doubt confused :? :?
Kit
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !

Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing wink can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Won't be long lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Its probably some poor sods body part youve hacked off thats getting pierced and will end up "pride of place" in your trophy cabinet no doubt confused :? :?
OK, piercing done and he didn't scream too much :lol:
Now, I am ready - ummm Dino, I don't see many of your fellow warriors in here :? Looks like you have been deserted :wink: Oh well, one tongue should keep me going till tomorrow :twisted:
Dino
Sex God
Kit, ah, we meet at last. Prepare to be rasped like youve never been rasped before :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Kit
Sex God
Brave words young man
en guarde duel :duel: :duel:
Let's see what your made of, rasp away if you think you have the agility and stamina
ps - tip - Hitch ya skirt up or you'll trip over your petticoats :rascal:
Oh Girls - Dino will be serving Champagne by noon tomorrow :twisted:
Dino
Sex God
Quote by Kit
Brave words young man
en guarde duel :duel: :duel:
Let's see what your made of, rasp away if you think you have the agility and stamina
ps - tip - Hitch ya skirt up or you'll trip over your petticoats :rascal:
Oh Girls - Dino will be serving Champagne by noon tomorrow :twisted:
Woh, slippery character this one wink here goes Kit , tell me when you cant take anymore :wink: ,, mm mm, this is the way to do battle mm mmm (rasp, rasp mm )
Unknown User
Quote by Dino.
Brave words young man
en guarde duel :duel: :duel:
Let's see what your made of, rasp away if you think you have the agility and stamina
ps - tip - Hitch ya skirt up or you'll trip over your petticoats :rascal:
Oh Girls - Dino will be serving Champagne by noon tomorrow :twisted:
Woh, slippery character this one wink here goes Kit , tell me when you cant take anymore :wink: ,, mm mm, this is the way to do battle mm mmm (rasp, rasp mm ) Dino, I am sorry mate, but I have consulted the GFZ Marital Arts training manual, and standing in front of Kit with your tongue hanging out most definatley constitutes a submissive and not an aggressive posture!
However, while you are there, do you mind if I chamfer down the corners on this piece of MDF?
lhk
Kat
westerross
Sex God
Shit - I normally just come in here for a quick drink and massage but what the F***'s going on here? Dino - has that wenches uniform transformed you into some sort of a male parts pimp?
I want some of Steph's oils quick!!
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Your wish is my command TE - For you or Dino.
/mixes a fine spray oil of Lavendar, Almond Oil, Rosemary and Teatree.
changes into mini skirt and halter top
Looks over at the guys and shakes the sprayer ok so what you waiting for?
wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Absolutely nothing!!! I'm waiting legs akimbo!!
Unknown User
errrrr am i in the right place for a cold shower and a rub down after?
Unknown User
quik i have only got 5 mins!
westerross
Sex God
<<<<< 7 hours later >>>>>>> Wow Steph that's fantastic - shall I turn over onto me front now so you can do the other half?
marktheminx
Sexpert
Marktheminx rolls out from underneath the far bench, bleary eyed an still full of the memories of last week :scared:
wot the hells all this noise, nuther fekin drink shud sort that out confused
Dino an his gang, bloody hooligans the lot of em!
Unknown User
Ere what's been going on? Dino what you been up to confused It used to be so peacful in here :shock:
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Steph, Whilst you're waiting for that Sexy, Gorgeous, Muscular, Hunk any chance you fancy warming your fingers up on me? wink
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Drops clothes to the floor and stretches out on the massage table.
OK Steph I'm ready now, please be gentle! wink
the_Laird
Sex God
Room for one more in the Jacuzzi???
Been away all weekend so have I missed anything?
Brought back some champagne, strawberries and Pimms from my southern mission, anyone want to share.........