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Quote by tallnhairy
Sneaks a large suggestive beer bottle (with beer) next to Calista... :twisted:

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO don't put that idea in my head!
C x
Where is breakfast?????????
Bluddy weather wanted a bbq in the SH garden today, but weather man says showers of rain and colder than th rest of the week :cry:
Still have a SH bbq but eat in doors!
Then have to think of some games to play :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Oooooh I lurrrrrve a man that'll sucome :rascal:
Dino over here and don't forget to be dressed!! :rascal:
Kit fancy a top up wink Fancy a shoulder rub cool

I can see I chose the wrong option to blow on you then. Still I'm adaptable - I can suck too (God I'm glad I'm not an American at this particular moment )
Quote by Sarah
Where is breakfast?????????
Bluddy weather wanted a bbq in the SH garden today, but weather man says showers of rain and colder than th rest of the week :cry:
Still have a SH bbq but eat in doors!
Then have to think of some games to play :twisted:

I know someone, who moved his BBQ into the garage 'cos of the rain. You've heard of smoked salmon - yup smoked family!
Despite the large quantitiy of alcohol I decided to drink at some unearthly hour this morning I am relatively awake and surprisingly not hungover :shock: To anyone I might have tortured on msn this morning .......................... tough :twisted:
Right I need a good breakfast, shower and lots of coffee I think to wake me up ....
C x
Well breakfast was not up to much today,
So now it is lunch time.......... who is cooking what??
Quote by Sarah
Well breakfast was not up to much today,
So now it is lunch time.......... who is cooking what??

D'you only turn up here for the free meals then?
.....steps into the GFZ clutching a packet of batteries, a nipple sucker and still as hornery as ever.
Geeze my head hurts (must be a 6 rating hangover) and I've lost te ability to use my hands :shock:
Was a bloody good BBQ yesterday!!!!
C x
mornin all, im just doing b`fast and as im feeling in a generous mood today i`ll serve it to you in the jacuzzi along with a bucks fizz and a gentle morning massage biggrin so if you`d like to make yourselves comfortable i`ll be over as soon as i can,,,
Quote by Dino.
mornin all, im just doing b`fast and as im feeling in a generous mood today i`ll serve it to you in the jacuzzi along with a bucks fizz and a gentle morning massage biggrin so if you`d like to make yourselves comfortable i`ll be over as soon as i can,,,

I was hoping to get mine in bed :twisted:
Quote by Libra+Love
mornin all, im just doing b`fast and as im feeling in a generous mood today i`ll serve it to you in the jacuzzi along with a bucks fizz and a gentle morning massage biggrin so if you`d like to make yourselves comfortable i`ll be over as soon as i can,,,

I was hoping to get mine in bed :twisted:what a wonderfull idea L+L but the GFZ management dont allow me to leave here untill sun evening . Maybe if they ever give me a day off out of this place and out of this wenching outfit sad . Slide into the jacuzzi and i`ll serve you shortly maam :D wink
Kit tip toes in, scurries quickly past Dino and the breakfast cooking smells, slips into the warm waters of the jacuzzi and and whispers.........
any body got any paracetamol? My head hurts.
I think it was a good BBQ Calista - can't remember much redface
Dino, nice to see you are behaving yourself today - be a love and bring me some iced water and paracetamol and I will let you off your duties early today wink
Quote by Dino.
what a wonderfull idea L+L but the GFZ management dont allow me to leave here untill sun evening . Maybe if they ever give me a day off out of this place and out of this wenching outfit sad . Slide into the jacuzzi and i`ll serve you shortly maam biggrin wink

See you tonight then. Oh and bring your sexy lady with you, please :twisted:
Quote by Libra+Love
what a wonderfull idea L+L but the GFZ management dont allow me to leave here untill sun evening . Maybe if they ever give me a day off out of this place and out of this wenching outfit sad . Slide into the jacuzzi and i`ll serve you shortly maam biggrin wink

See you tonight then. Oh and bring your sexy lady with you, please :twisted:evening b`fast in bed, its a date. H`red is packing some stuff as we speak :wink:
iced water and painkiller for you mistress kit, and b`fast, buckfizz all round. Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage :D :D :D
Quote by Dino.
Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage biggrin :D :D

Oh please no, no shouting :shock:
Dino - you can quietly massage my temples for me, but leave the bucks fizz and brekkie for now. I'll have them later when I feel more human.
Quote by Kit
Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage biggrin :D :D

Oh please no, no shouting :shock:
Dino - you can quietly massage my temples for me, but leave the bucks fizz and brekkie for now. I'll have them later when I feel more human.
I'll come and worship yer temples if you like!! smile (very quietly)
Quote by westerross
Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage biggrin :D :D

Oh please no, no shouting :shock:
Dino - you can quietly massage my temples for me, but leave the bucks fizz and brekkie for now. I'll have them later when I feel more human.
I'll come and worship yer temples if you like!! smile (very quietly)
hee hee Tune, you can worship my temples and anywhere else you like on one condition - you make a LOT of noise whilst you are worshipping :twisted:
Kit
xxxx
feeling much better and in need of some entertainment :rascal:
Now, where is me bucks fizz and brekkie confused
<--- sheepishly peers around the door and sneaks in...
Takes in the empty Pimm's bottle, the strangely "used" looking beer bottle
and the assorted empty glassware scattered on the floor around the jacuzzi...
Ah, so nothing's really changed then (!) wink
Good to see this old den of alcoholic iniquity is going strong! lol
Ooooooh! Is that Hobgoblin? Fantastic - now who's hidden the bottle opener?!
Hi, All - how ya doin?
biggrin
G xx
Sarge sneaks in, says" Hello" to Gryphon," long time no see" - then pushes him out of the door and locks the place up for another week!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: