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Quote by MrsFC
kitkat wrote:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent. This is an exception extension
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
first in flipa
Second one in!!
Good afternoon Debbie, is the water warm?
Jiggle
Right Debs locked the door so you all cannot get in :twisted: :twisted:
Right got to go
:rascal:
Toodle pip! wink
Quote by Jiggle
Second one in!!
Good afternoon Debbie, is the water warm?
Jiggle

Oi how did you get in???
3rd in...what do i do now???
Quote by postie
3rd in...what do i do now???

And you :shock: :shock:
thats it Debs walks out and locks them in :twisted:
Quote by postie
3rd in...what do i do now???

You could always get me and Debs a cool glass of something Postie wink
Quote by MrsFC
3rd in...what do i do now???

You could always get me and Debs a cool glass of something Postie wink
and not forgeting me!.
I'd love a nice glass of Southern Comfort
JIggle
im trying to get in but i think im a bit stuck in this window biggrin
helppppppppp
weres my night in shineing armour, i need rescueing from this window lol
cuddly-catlin wriggles a bit, oh no now i have my boob stuck in corner of window lol
oh well geuss im stuck her, but i can just reach that bottle of wine on table.
cuddly-catlin pops the cork gulp gulp, now that feels better. :lol:
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x
Quote by Calista
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x

Jacuzzi? sounds more like you are very much in need of a shag Calista! wink
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x

Jacuzzi? sounds more like you are very much in need of a shag Calista! wink
lhk
Kat
i'll look after Calista, thank you...............Kitkat you can wait your turn :twisted:
Sloppy seconds again! rolleyes
Your as bad as Kit. :P
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Sloppy seconds again! rolleyes
Your as bad as Kit. :P
lhk
Kat

oh that is an idea, where is Kit, you can come and help me with Calista :twisted: :P
Phewww!!!! has nobody thought of turning on the air conditioning?
Ok I'll do it......ah!!!! bliss, now I think a tall glass of something cold is called for........
BEER!!!!!!
Quote by Jiggle
I'd love a nice glass of Southern Comfort
JIggle

Southern Comfort half way through the afternoon? remind me not to start drinking seriously with you my friend <<<<< thinks >>>>>>. Or is that some other form of 'Southern Comfort' he's after lol
Dont worry catlin, I will save you ... smile
Now where is that bottle of baby oil :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x

Jacuzzi? sounds more like you are very much in need of a shag Calista! wink
lhk
Kat
i'll look after Calista, thank you...............Kitkat you can wait your turn :twisted:
There's enough of me to go around :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Quote by Calista
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x

Jacuzzi? sounds more like you are very much in need of a shag Calista! wink
lhk
Kat
i'll look after Calista, thank you...............Kitkat you can wait your turn :twisted:
There's enough of me to go around :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Looks like you've got the good company already. Lemonade or Soda Water in yer Pimms then? You'll have to come into the jacuzzi to get it mind!!
Quote by westerross
Oooh hot and sticky and very much in need of the jacuzzi, a Large Pimms and some good company biggrin
C x

Jacuzzi? sounds more like you are very much in need of a shag Calista! wink
lhk
Kat
i'll look after Calista, thank you...............Kitkat you can wait your turn :twisted:
There's enough of me to go around :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Looks like you've got the good company already. Lemonade or Soda Water in yer Pimms then? You'll have to come into the jacuzzi to get it mind!!
Lemonade please honey smile
On my into the jacuzzi right now .... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
(Peeps through the door and looks in) :shock:
Peeps through tje door and looks in
Ere! who's arse is that stuck in my face?
Quote by MrFC
Peeps through tje door and looks in
Ere! who's arse is that stuck in my face?

lol
speaking of arses - when is your nice one coming back - I miss it! :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
(Peeps through the door and looks in) :shock:

Oi! Get yer 'pimms' in this jacuzzi this minute!!
Quote by westerross
(Peeps through the door and looks in) :shock:

Oi! Get yer 'pimms' in this jacuzzi this minute!!
only if you promise to tweek them nicely wink
Quote by PoloLady
(Peeps through the door and looks in) :shock:

Oi! Get yer 'pimms' in this jacuzzi this minute!!
only if you promise to tweek them nicely wink
I'll tweak 'em but 'nicely' comes extra :twisted:
Can I have an extra then please?