GFZ: accentuating the positive

30 Mar 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

As it's my mission this weekend to accentuate the positive and elminate the negative GFZ is opened early! There are some spring cleaning tasks to be done so it's all hands to the deck.
Walls washed down - reward: 2 beers
Floors swept - reward: 2 beers
Fridge defrosted, washed out, dried and restocked - reward; 4 beers (when cold)
Sofas steam cleaned - reward: 2 beers
Doilies washed and ironed - reward: 1 bottle wine
Curtaines washed and ironed - reward: 2 bottles of wine (afterwards)
Jacuzzi drained, cleaned and refilled - reward: full use of cleaned jacuzzi before it gets peed in again PLUS 3 beers.
cool

8-)

30 Mar 2007

I'll sweep the floors. lol

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Kiss
I'll sweep the floors.

Got a new broom? It's springtime and don't want to take all the winter's rubbish with us.
Don't forget the corners... spiders and all that!
:shock:

30 Mar 2007

I'll do all the jobs that are rewarded with beer biggrin

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
I'll do all the jobs that are rewarded with beer

ALL of them??
lol

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Jags
I'll sweep the floors.

Got a new broom? It's springtime and don't want to take all the winter's rubbish with us.
Don't forget the corners... spiders and all that!
:shock:
Yes I bought one from that JML company, it's made from rubber and "Virtually indestructable" so should fit in well.
Of course I won't miss the corners, I am the obsessive sort! :lol:
And the spiders will be gently ushered into a glass and deposited outside.

30 Mar 2007

ill pee in the jukuz jackuz jucoo
the bubbley bath FFS rolleyes

30 Mar 2007

You'll have to fight Steve for the beer jobs now, but you were here first so don't let him wrestle the broom from you!
Rubber, eh?? To match the jumpsuit??
lol

30 Mar 2007

Kiss can do the sweeping cause there might be spiders :shock:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by sercher01
ill pee in the jukuz jackuz jucoo
the bubbley bath FFS

NO bubbles unless you fart in it and you WOULDN'T do that now would you??
I remember a bloke here once who took exception to KitKat 'peeing' in the jacuzzi and even PMd him to tell him off!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Mar 2007

I dont drink Beer or Wine so can I be a pest and have some vodka. I'll do any job you tell me to do
wink

louise xx

30 Mar 2007

I'm in a very positive mood... got a huge spring clean to do next week, on the plus side the kids are at their dad's all week so it wont be the usual case of them messing things up as fast as I'm cleaning and tidying them lol

Cleaning day at work on Monday... on the plus side we've squeezed some of those tasks into our hours this week so I won't be there for as long.
So any offers of help when you've finished working for Jags would be appreciated :lol:
Right off to work in a bit... my weekend starts at 2pm when I finish yippeeeeeeeeee

30 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
I dont drink Beer or Wine so can I be a pest and have some vodka. I'll do any job you tell me to do

louise xx

*toddles off to think of a job worthy of vodka* :rascal:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
I dont drink Beer or Wine so can I be a pest and have some vodka. I'll do any job you tell me to do

louise xx

Ah... vodka! OK to earn some vodka you need to strip the beds (all forty of them!), wash the sheets, iron the sheets and make all the beds again. THEN you can have not only vodka but a mixer of your choice (and that's NOT a cue for Drewxcore OK???)
lol

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Jags
ill pee in the jukuz jackuz jucoo
the bubbley bath FFS

NO bubbles unless you fart in it and you WOULDN'T do that now would you??
I remember a bloke here once who took exception to KitKat 'peeing' in the jacuzzi and even PMd him to tell him off!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
fart in it :shock: who me ? never
you wouldnt know anyway :giggle:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Jags
I dont drink Beer or Wine so can I be a pest and have some vodka. I'll do any job you tell me to do

louise xx

Ah... vodka! OK to earn some vodka you need to strip the beds (all forty of them!), wash the sheets, iron the sheets and make all the beds again. THEN you can have not only vodka but a mixer of your choice (and that's NOT a cue for Drewxcore OK???)
lol

:rotflmao: Only if I get to choose who dives in the beds with me first to test theyve been made properly :wink:
Oh and the mixer, i'll have cock redface

sorry i meant coke please :giggle:
Louise xx

30 Mar 2007

Did someone mention VODKA!!! Ok im here what i got to do??
I will have the same mixer as louise please wink

Nicky

30 Mar 2007

I'll tyoddle along and lend a hand if you wish..
... though I don't drink, so...
will I be working for free?
>charidee<
lp

30 Mar 2007

Quote by swing_fun_cpl
Did someone mention VODKA!!! Ok im here what i got to do??
I will have the same mixer as louise please
Nicky

Well thats 20 beds each then, just need to find some willing participants to test them out after :wink:
Louise xx

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Jags
full use of cleaned jacuzzi before it gets peed in again

Ok, own up, who peed in the fecking jacuzzi?? :shock: :shock:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Did someone mention VODKA!!! Ok im here what i got to do??
I will have the same mixer as louise please
Nicky

Well thats 20 beds each then, just need to find some willing participants to test them out after :wink:
Louise xx
I'm happy to volunteer once I've finished the sweeping! :rascal:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Kiss
Did someone mention VODKA!!! Ok im here what i got to do??
I will have the same mixer as louise please
Nicky

Well thats 20 beds each then, just need to find some willing participants to test them out after :wink:
Louise xx
I'm happy to volunteer once I've finished the sweeping! :rascal:
One down (literally :wink: ) thirty nine to go
Louise xx

30 Mar 2007

I have a certificate in bed makeing :happy: so them beds will take no time at all!
All hands to the deck...we need to help kiss sweep and rescue them poor spiders! lol

30 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Did someone mention VODKA!!! Ok im here what i got to do??
I will have the same mixer as louise please
Nicky

Well thats 20 beds each then, just need to find some willing participants to test them out after :wink:
Louise xx
innocent

30 Mar 2007

can I have a tissue & a lemsip then can I snuggle up in that bed Louise has just made please sad

30 Mar 2007

Bloody hell Jags, you're keen today! :shock:
With sweeping and bed duties taken care of, what can I do? :twisted:

30 Mar 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bloody hell Jags, you're keen today! :shock:
With sweeping and bed duties taken care of, what can I do? :twisted:

You could help me wink

In more than one way innocent

Louise xx

30 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Bloody hell Jags, you're keen today! :shock:
With sweeping and bed duties taken care of, what can I do? :twisted:

You could help me wink

In more than one way innocent

Louise xx
The best offer I've had all week biggrin

30 Mar 2007

The weekend starts here... beds to make, cases to pack, laundry mountain to conquer... need a coffee before I make a start though lol

30 Mar 2007

I have a wonderful weekend ahead of me, oh wait no i dont :giggle:
I didnt even know it was friday!