Tune......... I'm tending to the Laird at the mo he's in a right old state today....
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Your right he does look a bit seedy. P'raps if I get up really close behind you and look at him over your shoulder he'll feel a bit better??
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Quote by MrsFC
Tune......... I'm tending to the Laird at the mo he's in a right old state today....
And whose fault might THAT be eh?
Mrs FancyPants with the new avatar :twisted:
I dont normally walk into doors you know
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Quote by the_Laird
Tune......... I'm tending to the Laird at the mo he's in a right old state today....
And whose fault might THAT be eh?
Mrs FancyPants with the new avatar :twisted:
I dont normally walk into doors you know
Quote by the_Laird
Ambulance for the Laird please..............I've just walked into another door frame :shock:
This man's suffering from amnesia
Mind you the frames can be a little less forgiving - so it's understandable. Sex God
Tune you're welcome to come behind me while I tend to the Laird.. I may need back up as he's a bit tetchy from the bump on his head.. 
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Quote by westerross
This man's suffering from amnesia
The problem is she keeps changing her bloody pictures :shock:
I'm easily distracted being a bloke and that!!
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Quote by the_Laird
This man's suffering from amnesia
The problem is she keeps changing her bloody pictures :shock:
I'm easily distracted being a bloke and that!!
Quote by MrsFC
Tune you're welcome to come behind me while I tend to the Laird.. I may need back up as he's a bit tetchy from the bump on his head..
Ahem, the picture ain't changing from where I'm kneeling. In fact I'm thinking of lobbying for a new definition of 'back up' :twisted: :twisted:
Ah Serendipity - do come in and make yerself comfy. Whadya mean phwoarrr!
hwoar: - who yer looking at?? 
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OhTune Let me get you something to drink......the Laird is just an attention seeker...
There's nothing wrong with him..
Ah Serendpity how lovely to see you in here........would you like a glass of wine or something..
There's nothing wrong with him..
Ah Serendpity how lovely to see you in here........would you like a glass of wine or something..
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Quote by MrsFC
......the Laird is just an attention seeker...
Damn, found out again
Quote by MrsFC
There's nothing wrong with him..
Oiii, have you seen my swelling as a direct result of your new avatar :shock:
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Quote by the_Laird
......the Laird is just an attention seeker...
Quote by MrsFC
There's nothing wrong with him..
Oiii, have you seen my swelling as a direct result of your new avatar :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Where !!!!..........Where !!! I can't see no swelling... :lol2:
Am I looking in the wrong place.. :twisted:
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Quote by MrsFC
Am I looking in the wrong place.. :twisted:
Well perhaps if we were to go somewhere a bit quieter (I'm really shy
) You'd be able to see better :twisted: Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
Am I looking in the wrong place.. :twisted:
Well perhaps if we were to go somewhere a bit quieter (I'm really shy
) You'd be able to see better :twisted:Hummmm !!........... let me get Sarges pinnies out of the cupboard.............. and dressing up clothes............. and shoes, and oh god this man has such alot of things....
Ready Laird !!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Ready Laird !!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by the_Laird
Ready Laird !!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
God I've only got to look out of the window for a sec and look what happens!!
Now look Laird, my friend, there's plenty o' willingness 'ere fer both of us as long as we temper our demands. When Mrs FC starts getting Sarge's (he's back in 3 days time) pinnies out the cupboard - yer generally in trouble!! Just hand her over to me and we'll be OK.
Look at the state of this place. Sunday morning and you have to come into this mess.
Its not good enough I tell ya. Having a quiet drink is one thing but an Orgy is a no-no. There are other places for that sort of thing.
Lets see if I get a thankyou for cleaning it up ?
Oh yes, !! who left thier panties and a packet of condoms in the kitchen.
Job is now done so I am off to Church
Fred.
Its not good enough I tell ya. Having a quiet drink is one thing but an Orgy is a no-no. There are other places for that sort of thing.
Lets see if I get a thankyou for cleaning it up ?
Oh yes, !! who left thier panties and a packet of condoms in the kitchen.
Job is now done so I am off to Church
Fred.
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Hey Fred, you forgot your green salad sandwich and little bottle of friendly bacteria
What's this halo doing here?
They can't be Mrs FC's panties - she wasn't wearing any judging by the photos :twisted:
What's this halo doing here?
They can't be Mrs FC's panties - she wasn't wearing any judging by the photos :twisted:
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Look at the state of this place. Sunday morning and you have to come into this mess.
Its not good enough I tell ya. Having a quiet drink is one thing but an Orgy is a no-no. There are other places for that sort of thing.
Lets see if I get a thankyou for cleaning it up ?
Oh yes, !! who left thier panties and a packet of condoms in the kitchen.
Job is now done so I am off to Church
Fred.
And I see Mr. FC's left his mac and fishing waders behind the bloody settee again
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Eh......can someone let me out of the Sarges cupboard now please...........
MrsFC seems to have locked me in
MrsFC seems to have locked me in
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Quote by the_Laird
Eh......can someone let me out of the Sarges cupboard now please...........
MrsFC seems to have locked me in
Err not quite. That was the third door you bumped into last night (just as the waders hit the floor!!
) - you bounced off it into the cupboard - the door whanged on its hinges and slammed shut. As we couldn't find the keys and there were no sounds coming from within apart from the odd comment about fly-fishing (can't think what that was about) we thought it best to leave you there. Fortunately the saintly
Fred has found them. I'll let you out as long as you promise not to look behind the settee. Sex God
Quote by westerross
I'll let you out as long as you promise not to look behind the settee.
:shock: Why, what's behind the settee
Tune thats not fair, it's like putting up a sign saying "Wet Paint - Dont Touch" You just know you've got to!!!!
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Quote by the_Laird
I'll let you out as long as you promise not to look behind the settee.
:shock: Why, what's behind the settee
Tune thats not fair, it's like putting up a sign saying "Wet Paint - Dont Touch" You just know you've got to!!!!
Oh - go on then
Quote by easy
And I see Mr. FC's left his mac and fishing waders behind the bloody settee again
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Quote by easy
And I see Mr. FC's left his mac and fishing waders behind the bloody settee again
Ah, but is MrsFC still in them????? :twisted:
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Quote by the_Laird
And I see Mr. FC's left his mac and fishing waders behind the bloody settee again
Ah, but is MrsFC still in them????? :twisted:
*pokes drunken, drooling mess behind settee*
Nope. It's Mr. FC in them now. You still wanna look?
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Quote by easy
And I see Mr. FC's left his mac and fishing waders behind the bloody settee again
Ah, but is MrsFC still in them????? :twisted:
*pokes drunken, drooling mess behind settee*
Nope. It's Mr. FC in them now. You still wanna look?
Easy be gentle with him,, its his first time
Laird !!!! Tune !!!! I'm recovering in the jaquzzi....
Is anyone any good with massage.?? Its no fun keep picking the Laird up of the floor..... Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Easy be gentle with him,, its his first time
Laird !!!! Tune !!!! I'm recovering in the jaquzzi....
I could've sworn I heard Mr FC casting his flies then.
You wanna be careful you don't find the Laird floating face down in the jacuzzi with a bump on his head.
Mrs FC I'm very good with a massage - can you rub it just there?
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Dont worry Tune.
I'm in the Jacuzzi next to MrsFC and I'm definately upright now :twisted:
I'm in the Jacuzzi next to MrsFC and I'm definately upright now :twisted:
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Quote by tallnhairy
Rolls out from under setee... why am I hugging a fishing gaiter
I think it had something in it when you started
Still - you had a very peaceful look on yer face at 3am this morning. Geez - I wasn't as pissed as I thought.Up a bit and over to the left a tad Mrs FC - aaahhh bliss! Ahem what are you doing with yer other hand?
