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Was the somthing I would like to know about while sober?
Quote by MrsFC
Easy be gentle with him,, its his first time rolleyes .............

Really? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused
I'd never have guessed.
I thought Mr. FC was drunk a lot. dunno
Afternoon all lol what am I doing in these wadders confused and I'm sure I got lumbered with some old trout last night :shock:
Hang on t&h why are you clutching my left leg :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
Anyone want anything else whilst I am here?

Yes = I bit of help cleaning this mess up Please. wink
Hello Steph biggrin there certainly is room in the tub, mooch over Laird !!
Fred why not join us cool There's not that much mess rolleyes
Ooooh Ladies
Just given up the cleaning lark and about to jump in lol
Feed me in any way you can and not just food. confused:
This Hot tub is very hot considering the heating is off. I wonder why !!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What more can a man want ??
Quote by MrFC
Afternoon all lol what am I doing in these wadders confused and I'm sure I got lumbered with some old trout last night :shock:
Hang on t&h why are you clutching my left leg :shock:

Um er redface pass confused This must be yours... (hands over gaiter)
Think I need a drink or two, maybe three to face today neutral
Quote by Sexysteph
.... before pouting a large Orange juice....

Oooh yer so moody and magnificent.
Did you say massage gear? Mrs FC left me half done earlier - any offers?
Quote by MrFC
I'm sure I got lumbered with some old trout last night :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Fee
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Quote by Sexysteph
Busy blending a mixture of Lavendar, T-Tree and Lemon together

Ooooohhh SexySteph can I get a massage too please? wink
I need to stop looking like "an old trout" confused
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Quote by Sexysteph
Grab a glass of wine and a spot of Lunch whilst we watch him struggle. wink

Mmmm that wine tastes good!
Hasn't TE got a nice bum when he bends over like that? :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by Sexysteph
Sure Fee seems TE can't find the plug socket.
Grab a glass of wine and a spot of Lunch whilst we watch him struggle. wink
/whispers to Lady Fee its one of those you just plug in and it inflates - makes a nice double bed - nice and firm.

Thanks Feebs - I knew if I looked dumb enough somebody would do it.
Right it looks like you and me side by side with Steph caressing the oil. Lavender makes you feel relaxed doesn't it?
Quote by Sexysteph
mmmmm he sure has got a nice bum
Sliding the tips of my fingers into the ready oil and slowly caressing them down TE's spine and over his firm bum cheeks. OK who first?

Nearly dropped off there.......Who's first for what? :shock: What's going on behind me back? (Suddenly TEs's bum cheeks become substantially firmer lol )
Quote by westerross
Ah Serendipity - do come in and make yerself comfy. Whadya mean phwoarrr! sillyhwoar: - who yer looking at?? lol lol

At your oiled up bum lol it's a right eyefull in here!!
Quote by MrsFC
Ah Serendpity how lovely to see you in here........would you like a glass of wine or something.. wink

Hello Mrs FC wave can I have a JD please?, I need a drink! I think I have just put everything I own on Ebay after getting carried away with a clear out. Does the GFZ provide men for packing services perhaps? biggrin
Quote by Sexysteph
Lightly oiled fingers and palms working up and down TE's spine working out towards his sides slowly relaxing the tense muscles beneath the knowing fingers...
Kicking off slippers to stand on the bed over TE slowly increasing the pressure of my hands working the oil into his skin grinning at Fee as she runs her fingers over his oiled torso seeing the skin ripple beneath her fingers. Fingers and Palms now working on the firm muscles at the back of his legs.
Hearing muffled noises coming from TE as his face is buried in the cushion
Yes TE?

Oh geez! Fight fair you two! This is just too exquisite for words (so why is he mumbling? dunno ) Incoherent rambling of a male floating up to seventh heaven :smug: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smug:
I haven't got an unfirm muscle in me body now :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
fingers splaying over TE's firm thighs gently massaging deeper to his inner thigh , muscles rippling into relaxation as I travel fruther down his body - firm but gentle working the oil deep into his skin. The scent of Lavendar, T-tree and Lemon gently wafting over the GFZ...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I jump of the airbed and slowly work the last of the oil into TE's feet and ankles.
Fresh blend for fee.

You'll have to shovel me off this bed first. Thanks Steph - my inner thigh has never felt so deep. Ahem - can I stay and watch yer technique on the Lady Fee? What ulterior motive dunno what? what? very interested in how th inner thigh bit works in a purely academic context of course.
Drinks all 'round methinks!!
Quote by Sexysteph
Fresh blend for fee.

Thank you Sexysteph, ready to do TE's front bits now :shock:
Ahem - can I stay and watch yer technique on the Lady Fee? What ulterior motive dunno what? what? very interested in how th inner thigh bit works in a purely academic context of course.
Drinks all 'round methinks!!

You are more than welcome to watch :twisted:
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Ere! I could do with some of that tea oil....what blend is it?
Hmm that massage looks good Fee lol
Quote by Sexysteph
TE turn over honey we aint finished with you yet
Lady fee will you help him over please whilst I finish blending more oils? You want another wine whilst I am doing this?
Ohhhhh and are we letting him have a towel to cover his .........
Errrrrrrrrrrr Tune you want a drink wink

Errr - I think I forgot me towel wink Geez I didn't think I had more to come - Drink? I am inebriated from the intoxicating treatment... eh? Oh a large scotch on the rocks please!
Freckledbird wanders in, wondering if she could be of service to anyone
Ok !! thats it !!!............who left me in the jaquzzi to go all wrinkly... evil
Never mind looking all sheepish at metune ! Steph make sure you massage nice and hard. mad
I'm off to get smooooth again...... cool
Serendepity a JD coming up in a sec just let me get myself presentable... confused
Whoo Hoo MrFC AND TE !!
No TE you do not need a towel, we are all professionals wink
MrFC, which bit do you want massaged first? (I will be working my way round your whole body!)
Fee
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Well Fee start where you see fit :twisted: akthough I'm a bit wrinkly in places :shock:
Quote by MrFC
Well Fee start where you see fit :twisted: akthough I'm a bit wrinkly in places :shock:

Is there an unfit bit?? :giggle:
Jeeze the service in here is terrible :shock: I'm freezing me bits off..(grabs tunes Scotch) ah that's better I feel all warm and tingly confused
Quote by Sexysteph
Lady Fee plays with TE's belly button drawing a trimmed finger nail lightly down to his firm muscular thigh.

Quick Steph, sit on him, he keeps wriggling about blink
MrFC, shall I turn the heat up a bit if you're feeling shivery?
Or I could be your hot water bottle for a while on that inflatable bed that Tune managed to erect cool
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

MrFC, shall I turn the heat up a bit if you're feeling shivery?
Or I could be your hot water bottle for a while on that inflatable bed that Tune managed to erect cool
Fee
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Tunes managed to erect something :shock:
Come on then Fee but you have to promise to behave :twisted:
Quote by MrFC
Come on then Fee but you have to promise to behave :twisted:

:shock: Where's the fun in that? :shock:
Anyway I don't make promises that I can't keep :twisted:
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ok I'll take my chances :twisted:
Hey this queuing lark ain't so bad
Quote by MrFC
ok I'll take my chances :twisted:
Hey this queuing lark ain't so bad

Hey, this is the slowest moving queue in christendom mate. Steph's just warming her hands on my inner thigh ( I think :shock: ) so I don't spill me scotch .... ooooh... aaaaah... sharp fingernails on me scr.....
..umptious bit o' thigh (I know that sounds arrogant - but i couldn't think of anything that would finish off scr........ alright?! rotflmao )