GFZ Breakfast Club

13 May 2005

Quote by Jags

now where's that BBQ sauce and have we ever had Buffalo testicles BBQ'd
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Cally. He's got chickens legs. Do you honestly think he's got Buffalos testicles? :huh: rolleyes

Not by the time Kit gets her hands on them. He'll be lucky to have chicken balls.
:P :P
rotflmao

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My sides hurt Jags...........no more gagsplease !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

13 May 2005

Kat......Ok, Ok chicken legs great confused

but cover yourself up :shock:

13 May 2005

Well it apears the gfz is all mine......I understand the jacuzzi is no more sad

So hot spa (same methinks cool

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oooohhhhhh!!! thats nice and warm lol

13 May 2005

May I book an early breakfast for tomorrow please ??
I'll have a full english = Thank you

13 May 2005

Oiii = Is anyone taking orders around here confused

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13 May 2005

Where is everybody?
It's unusual for me to get in here on a Friday night. Suppose I had better pour one for myself then!
Will

13 May 2005

Will may I toast the Father......and the Mother ...................and hicthe twins

13 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Where is everybody?
It's unusual for me to get in here on a Friday night. Suppose I had better pour one for myself then!
Will

Will
I have the Lagavuilin ready, lets get cracking and toast your darlings.
MrFC get the glasses

13 May 2005

Quote by MrFC
Will may I toast the Father......and the Mother ...................and hicthe twins

Are you going to put them on a sharp stick and hold them over an open fire MrSexyBum?
Sorry Will kiss

13 May 2005

Maybe :shock:

13 May 2005

Trouble is I couldn't eat a whole one :shock:

14 May 2005

Right first in this morning,
Where's me breakfast and who's going to cook it?
Bacon sarnie please, and orange juice

14 May 2005

With mushrooms please!
Morning. God, it's bright cool

Hope the shower has hot water.
:shock: :shock:

14 May 2005

Morning Jags
How are you this bright morning,
Plenty of hot water
Just no one to cook breakfast, are you going to do it?
I cooked for everyone about 2 weeks ago, so it is not my turn.

14 May 2005

Hi Sarah - I'me exceedingly bright. cool

Always am first thing in the morning, I only go dull and matte at about m. and then perk up again for the evening.
No boys to cook breakfast? I think we need a couple of guest chefs then. (why are men called chefs and women called cooks??)
Who should we draft in? Jamie Oliver? Gary Rhodes? I vote for Nick Nairn cos I know he'll do a fantastic plate of bacon, egg, sausage and potato scone.
worship

14 May 2005

Jags
You line them up and I will help you conduct the interviews!
Cooking skills area must, but I'm sure we might want other items to be taken into consideration :twisted:

14 May 2005

Cooking skills??? We're choosing a chef for his cooking skills?? Novel but interesting. Does that mean we have to include AWT too then? :cry: :cry:
What's the first test Sarah?
cool

14 May 2005

I see no Kippers! Where are my kippers? mad

I can smell 'em though! :twisted:
lhk
Kat

14 May 2005

Call this a cafe !!
At yesterday I ordered an early breakfast, a full English.
I am still waiting. Greasy Spoon round the back is quicker.
Kippers !! thats not Kippers you can smell, its yesterdays leftovers being boiled up to make Scouse with wink

From a not so happy, hungry, chappy.

14 May 2005

KIPPERS??? Yeugh
Open a window - open the patio doors - throw the smelly buggers out!
Fred, it seems like the wrenching (??) staff are lazying around. Get a big stick and poke them in the ribs please.
poke

14 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Morning Jags
How are you this bright morning,
Plenty of hot water
Just no one to cook breakfast, are you going to do it?
I cooked for everyone about 2 weeks ago, so it is not my turn.

:shock: so THAT is why it has been so quiet the last two weeks! :shock:

Open a window - open the patio doors - throw the smelly buggers out!

OK -
*Kat does as he is told and deposits all the girlies in a big smellie pile at the far end of the garden by the eucalyptus tree, which, by the way, looks fantastic after the unfortunate incident with the bbq last summer. *
lhk
Kat

14 May 2005

GOTCHA !!!!!!!!!! MrsFC gets Kate by the scruff of the neck and ............ kiss

I'm to knackered to do anything else to you but give you a kiss. All this runnning around in and out of the cafe, LMU and posts. Fancy a drinky poos Kate... wink

14 May 2005

Oh geez, I'm on the wagon fer a bit. I might have to go out to the golf club and collect a prize tonight - so I can't drink yet. Do they make non-alcoholic Hobgoblin?
Still a nice little relax in the Spa-tub will do just nicely. What's this Mrs FC? Doing 60 lengths of the tub? I thought you said you were knackered!!

14 May 2005

MEDIC, I NEED A MEDIC!!!!!!!!
There I was walking purposefully into the GFZ for a bit of rest and relaxation and a drink in good company when.......
BANG!!!
I happen to glance at MrsFC's fantastic new avatar and walk straight into the door frame confused

Bluddy Mods should know better.
Right I need ice quickly (No not the Pie one, the water one). On second thoughts could someone just put it in a glass with some Whisky
It might just help my swelling :twisted:

14 May 2005

Oh Tune.........I am now!!! :shock: :shock: Its no good doing my strokes in this tub.....cheap alternative I thought to the local gym.........
Oh nowtheres a thought..... :idea: We could have a gym and huge pool added onto the side....we could have pool parties !! :bounce: :bounce:

14 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Oh Tune.........I am now!!! :shock: :shock: ..... doing my strokes ...on.... the local gym.........
Oh now theres a thought..... :idea: We could have a gym and huge pool added onto the side....we could have pool parties !! :bounce: :bounce:

Honestly - some people! There's the Laird and me waiting to be served and you're stroking Jim. Put him down right now or I'll pres Mr FC's buzzer ( :shock: did I say that?)
It's OK you can come up for air now!! lol

14 May 2005

Sorry Tune..........Laird......... I thought I would dress for tonights duties...

Sooooo what will it be boys ????

14 May 2005

FFS :shock: I wondered where me fishing wadders had gone confused

And what have you done to me rubber mac sad

14 May 2005

Ambulance for the Laird please..............I've just walked into another door frame :shock:

14 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Sorry Tune..........Laird......... I thought I would dress for tonights duties...

Sooooo what will it be boys ????

hwoar:

hwoar:
A front view? Geez can somebody open a window in here - it's got quite hot!