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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Someone save me a drink and a place in the jaquzzi :twisted:
I'll be baqck later cool
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*
Quote by Mallock2006
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*

I'm not going to be wearing a bikini... well maybe if another Southern Comfort is consumed - you better get pouring! :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*

I'm not going to be wearing a bikini... well maybe if another Southern Comfort is consumed - you better get pouring! :rascal:
I've finished filling the jacuzzi with Southern Comfort...
Quote by Kiss
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*

I'm not going to be wearing a bikini... well maybe if another Southern Comfort is consumed - you better get pouring! :rascal:
Mallock only wants you to wear a bikini so that his hands have somthing to do.
PITA:- haemorrhoid
Quote by Medic_1
Mallock only wants you to wear a bikini so that his hands have somthing to do.
PITA:- haemorrhoid

confused :? :? :? :? dunno
I will have a drink as well :cool:
Got me bikini on :shock: wh's serving the southern comfort?
Quote by MrFC
Got me bikini on :shock: wh's serving the southern comfort?

I better hadnt be finding chicken fillets in the bottom of this jacuzzi!! :shock:
Barman.......I`ll have my usual smirnoff ice please. cool
3 bottles of Brahma beer and two Southern Comfort chasers later and I'm nearly ready to slip into my black bikini and..... errrrr...... fall asleep! lol
drinkies
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Barman.......I`ll have my usual smirnoff ice please. cool

Here you go, one smirnoff ice.
And I will take the bottle of JD...
not being a drinker....
nor having the breasts for a bikini....
i was wondering how I may indulge this evening?
too early for cocoa
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
not being a drinker....
nor having the breasts for a bikini....
i was wondering how I may indulge this evening?
too early for cocoa
lp

Tea or coffee LP? cool
Quote by LondonPlaything
not being a drinker....
nor having the breasts for a bikini....
i was wondering how I may indulge this evening?
too early for cocoa
lp

I'm sure you will receive some welcome attention if you strut around in that sexy leather kilt! :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
not being a drinker....
nor having the breasts for a bikini....
i was wondering how I may indulge this evening?
too early for cocoa
lp

I'm sure you will receive some welcome attention if you strut around in that sexy leather kilt! :rascal:
Here's an extra special SC now...............
Can I play with your drums :rascal:
coffee it is Hungry.... two sugars...Ill be a-buzzin' afore you know it!..he said, spinning through battersea in the kilt... afine suggestion Kiss!
though by the looks on the locals faces, it seems not that many of them are aware of this thread.... I fear arrest!
lp
Come over here and get sat down in this jacuzzi before the cops catch you!!
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Come over here and get sat down in this jacuzzi before the cops catch you!!

I mentioned cuffs in another thread somewhere... hmmmm
MrFC wanders in and unpacks the high definition tv, connects up the surround sound, unpacks the ales and relaxes in the comfy chair.......... :P
Ahhhhhhhhh bliss!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to have a large glass of cold wine and enjoy myself. No hot tub, no hot food, no hot man... just bliss!
cool
having just *spun* past ye olde battersea sweete shoppe... I have secured myself the last, and no doubt the best deal of 2006.
two, yes two boxes >large ones< of Basset's Liquorice Allsorts
where's the party?
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
having just *spun* past ye olde battersea sweete shoppe... I have secured myself the last, and no doubt the best deal of 2006.
two, yes two boxes >large ones< of Basset's Liquorice Allsorts
where's the party?
lp

That 6ft tall Bertie Basset is a bit on the scary side though lol!
Seems to be a right old Southern Comfort session tonight - so hit me* with a double on the rocks bartender please.
*Oh - when I say hit me I don't mean HIT me ok?
Make mine a nice cuppa and a pack of frozen peas please biggrin
:twisted: :bounce: :cheers:
Can I join in please?
Minxy why do you need frozen peas?? what have I missed?? cool
I'm just cooking Ayrshire bacon, potato scones and Portabello mushrooms for brekkie - going to need it if I'm to hit the shops today! A gallon of builder's tea should hit the spot too.
:shock:
Quote by Jags
I'm just cooking Ayrshire bacon, potato scones and Portabello mushrooms for brekkie - going to need it if I'm to hit the shops today! A gallon of builder's tea should hit the spot too.
:shock:

:shock: I was just thinking of a cooked breakfast........could you add a couple of sausages and an egg, oh and some fried christmas pudding lol
thanks jags
kiss
Quote by Jags
I'm just cooking Ayrshire bacon, potato scones and Portabello mushrooms for brekkie - going to need it if I'm to hit the shops today! A gallon of builder's tea should hit the spot too.
:shock:

Hmmm yes please but could you leave out the mushrooms yuck!!!!!!
morning all...anyone got the kettle on i could murder a coffee
Quote by MrFC
I'm just cooking Ayrshire bacon, potato scones and Portabello mushrooms for brekkie - going to need it if I'm to hit the shops today! A gallon of builder's tea should hit the spot too.
:shock:

:shock: I was just thinking of a cooked breakfast........could you add a couple of sausages and an egg, oh and some fried christmas pudding lol
thanks jags
kiss
Fried Christmas pudding? That sounds disgusting!
I'll have the breakfast though please - fresh cup of tea or coffee here for anyone who wants one
biggrin
coffee please FB milk no sugar
fried xmas pudding :shock: :shock: yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...