Quote by blonde
Food fight!!!! :bounce:
Chucks a huge bowl of banana yogurt into the crowd...
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It lands on Nola's back as she is licking custard(?) from FB's thighs.....
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GFZ... Drinks on Nola!
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Sex God
Oh bugger!
It got me then...
It got me then...
Quote by noladreams30
Food fight!!!! :bounce:
Chucks a huge bowl of banana yogurt into the crowd...
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well as I've not stopped licking up FB's *ahem* custard :twisted: the banana yoghurt sails straight over my head but covers Misterwood and Maz.... mmmmm, more licking up to do perhaps!!! :rascal:
Oh I much prefer your version :sticky:
Sex God
Hmmmm... the blonde one has managed to avoid the mess thus far!
*reckons Maz's weapon of choice is a good one*
Launches a fistful of ice cream blonde's way... yep, right down the cleavage!
:happy:
Yum!
*reckons Maz's weapon of choice is a good one*
Launches a fistful of ice cream blonde's way... yep, right down the cleavage!
:happy:
Yum!
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Fabulous!
Send him over pronto, would you please, with chips if poss, ta.
splendid taps tuesday man on the bum with sat nav in hand. :twisted:
OI!!!
Whats all this using blokes as sex objects then? It's disgraceful is what it is. :mad:
*pulls out soapbox to have a right old go at all this sexism hoo-haa, but gets clobbered by a squirt of jelly and ..... well ..... something :confused: from the pool area*
What the hell was that? And that didn't taste like just jelly .... :confused: Someone put vodka in it? :huh:
*looks at spendid_ and Maz* suspiciously :huh:
Right! ... IT'S WAR!
*pulls out big, shiny weapon*
For those that aint in the know, that's a mk2 splurge gun. :twisted: Fully loaded with globs of vanilla custard (there's got to ba a gag there somewhere :giggle: ).
*BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (EVIL LAUGH) :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by tyracer
if the lady pouring the drinks is as lovely as you i'll have a i can remain sober.
welcome back lovely lady
If that was for me, gosh!
And you sir can have an extra large coke with ice and cherries and all sorts of extra special bits in it!!
:rose:
Sex God
Quote by easy
Fabulous!
Send him over pronto, would you please, with chips if poss, ta.
splendid taps tuesday man on the bum with sat nav in hand. :twisted:
OI!!!
Whats all this using blokes as sex objects then? It's disgraceful is what it is. :mad:
*pulls out soapbox to have a right old go at all this sexism hoo-haa, but gets clobbered by a squirt of jelly and ..... well ..... something :confused: from the pool area*
What the hell was that? And that didn't taste like just jelly .... :confused: Someone put vodka in it? :huh:
*looks at spendid_ and Maz* suspiciously :huh:
Right! ... IT'S WAR!
*pulls out big, shiny weapon*
For those that aint in the know, that's a mk2 splurge gun. :twisted: Fully loaded with globs of vanilla custard (there's got to ba a gag there somewhere :giggle: ).
*BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (EVIL LAUGH) :twisted:
Boys and their big shiny toys huh?!
*Nola looks around, sees the cost is clear*
Doesn't need anything more high tech than a big bucket full of melted ice cream that she tips from a height all over Easy....
:giggle:
Is sat here desperately hoping someone starts throwing hundreds and thousands next.....
Never could resist a good trifle, I'd have never thought of using sexy ladies instead of finger biscuits but hey, I'll run with it.....saves using a spoon when you can lick it off warm, smooth, sweet and responsive skin.
Never could resist a good trifle, I'd have never thought of using sexy ladies instead of finger biscuits but hey, I'll run with it.....saves using a spoon when you can lick it off warm, smooth, sweet and responsive skin.
Sex God
Quote by staffcple
Is sat here desperately hoping someone starts throwing hundreds and thousands next.....
Never could resist a good trifle, I'd have never thought of using sexy ladies instead of finger biscuits but hey, I'll run with it.....saves using a spoon when you can lick it off warm, smooth, sweet and responsive skin.
:bounce: Trifle is my absolute favourite.
In fact, *shoves everything off the bar and clambers on*
quite happy to be used as a human trifle stand... mmmmmm! :rascal: Sex God
Ooooh, it's all got a bit serious in here!
Right - am about to get the squirty cream out and 'decorate'... who's in?!
There's plenty of folk lurking... let's get mucky before the powers that be close the GFZ.
Squirty cream bras with cherries for nipple tassles, perfick for serving the drinks in methinks!!
Who's having what?!
:giggle:
Right - am about to get the squirty cream out and 'decorate'... who's in?!
There's plenty of folk lurking... let's get mucky before the powers that be close the GFZ.
Squirty cream bras with cherries for nipple tassles, perfick for serving the drinks in methinks!!
Who's having what?!
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Can I have an Old Fart please.....
A rather large Old Fart coming right up sir!
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooh, it's all got a bit serious in here!
Right - am about to get the squirty cream out and 'decorate'... who's in?!
There's plenty of folk lurking... let's get mucky before the powers that be close the GFZ.
Squirty cream bras with cherries for nipple tassles, perfick for serving the drinks in methinks!!
Who's having what?!
:giggle:
Runs off to find my roast beef trousers.... Got some nut-roast boxers for the vegetarians
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Fabulous!
Send him over pronto, would you please, with chips if poss, ta.
splendid taps tuesday man on the bum with sat nav in hand. :twisted:
OI!!!
Whats all this using blokes as sex objects then? It's disgraceful is what it is. :mad:
*pulls out soapbox to have a right old go at all this sexism hoo-haa, but gets clobbered by a squirt of jelly and ..... well ..... something :confused: from the pool area*
What the hell was that? And that didn't taste like just jelly .... :confused: Someone put vodka in it? :huh:
*looks at spendid_ and Maz* suspiciously :huh:
Right! ... IT'S WAR!
*pulls out big, shiny weapon*
For those that aint in the know, that's a mk2 splurge gun. :twisted: Fully loaded with globs of vanilla custard (there's got to ba a gag there somewhere :giggle: ).
*BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (EVIL LAUGH) :twisted:
Boys and their big shiny toys huh?!
*Nola looks around, sees the cost is clear*
Doesn't need anything more high tech than a big bucket full of melted ice cream that she tips from a height all over Easy....
:giggle:
At first I thought 'Oh my God, Easy and a splurgegun whatsamit'
But then I read Nolas post- bring it on!!
Now, who needs cleaned up???...
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Boys and their big shiny toys huh?!
*Nola looks around, sees the cost is clear*
Doesn't need anything more high tech than a big bucket full of melted ice cream that she tips from a height all over Easy....
:giggle:
*easy giggles as he watches Nola tip melted ice-cream over a life size cardboard cut-out of him before bursting out from Jags cock-pictures cupboard and letting her have it .... with both barrels. :twisted: ;)*
*BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quote by mazandden
At first I thought 'Oh my God, Easy and a splurgegun whatsamit'
But then I read Nolas post- bring it on!!
Now, who needs cleaned up???...
Well after watching you lot in the jelly-filled pool and the rest of the food goings on ....
I kinda need a clean-up anyway. 
ops: :oops: :oops: 
Whenever you're ready Maz (hopes it's Maz :uhoh: )
Sex God
it is maz, but now den is feeling left out!!
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
it is maz, but now den is feeling left out!!
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......
Ooooh, leave den to me! :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
if the lady pouring the drinks is as lovely as you i'll have a i can remain sober.
welcome back lovely lady
If that was for me, gosh!
And you sir can have an extra large coke with ice and cherries and all sorts of extra special bits in it!!
:rose:
oh thank you.i will
ops: Sex God
Can i have a glass of water please and a hangover solver?
Sex God
:therethere: Tan my love, water and all the hangover cures invented coming your way.....
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
it is maz, but now den is feeling left out!!
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......
:shock: :twisted: :grin:
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooh, leave den to me! :rascal:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: ;)
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
it is maz, but now den is feeling left out!!
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......
:shock: :twisted: :grin:
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooh, leave den to me! :rascal:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: ;)
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
:therethere: Tan my love, water and all the hangover cures invented coming your way.....
Ah thanks feeling better now, its only took all day
steering away from vodka in future
although i would love to know why my knees were dirty 
