Well, as I've been awol for a while I thought it'd be rude not to...
So, the bar is open and the drinks are on me!
Who's in?
Nola xxx
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GFZ... Drinks on Nola!
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Coming right up sir... 
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I'm just about to go for a bath, before we go out - but I'll have a glass of White Grenache to take to the bathroom with me please 
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A large glass of grenache for the lovely FB 
and hell yeah, let's do the bubbly thang...
Nice to 'see' you again Misterwood 
and hell yeah, let's do the bubbly thang...
Nice to 'see' you again Misterwood Sex God
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge whisky coming up!!
As for the hairy man *looks around* alas we seem to be bereft of pretty much any men at the mo Cherry, never mind hairy ones!?!
As for the hairy man *looks around* alas we seem to be bereft of pretty much any men at the mo Cherry, never mind hairy ones!?!
Quote by Cherrytree
Oh cherry, I can lend you one. I have a 'tuesday man' He is very hairy.
Mmmmmm does he have hair wiry enough so I can hold it in my lips and move downwards and it offers just the right amount of resistance?
oh gosh yes.... although he has a low pain threshold which is a little annoying. But I think he may serve your purpose.
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Quote by Cherrytree
Fabulous!
Send him over pronto, would you please, with chips if poss, ta.
splendid taps tuesday man on the bum with sat nav in hand. :twisted:
Ahh you're a great pal, Splendid!
When you've finished with him Cherry there'll be a drink waiting!
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Okay... vodka for the divine Mrs B.
What're the rest of you having? I mean what's a bar wench got to do round here to get some trade?!
Okay... vodka for the divine Mrs B.
What're the rest of you having? I mean what's a bar wench got to do round here to get some trade?!
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**considers getting the boobs out... thinking maybe that might get people in**
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Can I have a Brandy & Coke please Miss Barkeeper? :giggle:
Thanx
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Keep up woman!!! :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OOOOOOOOOH, extra large brandy and coke for you lovely
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If the drinks on you Nola. I will lick off, anything creamy?
Am sure can manage to whip up something creamy... :twisted:
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Quote by winchwench
Oooh, Bailey's on Nola- and who said the word "wench?"
Right, so long as you don't apply that silly "not serving you if you're already inebriated" nonsense, I'll have a.....a.....erm....a large one, please!
Did I mention the Billy Connolly thing? Consolation needed over here!
Mmmm... Baileys fun!
What Billy Connolly thing? Whatever t'is, consolation drinkies on the way immediatement, ma cherie :therethere:
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ARRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!
Stand well back.......
my 76 year old mother- who hates profanity- has just come back from a week in a Blackpool B&B. Now, I was really chuffed she'd had a lovely time, and that the B&B owner had arranged for her & her mate to go to a couple of FREE shows.
Until she mentioned one of the people she'd been to see. "I went to his show, and I met him & had my picture taken with him after. What's his name. That Billy something, with the long hair"
Billy f*&^%%$^£ %$£&&%* Connolly!
FGS! He's my idol- I've always wanted to get round to going to one of his shows, my mother doesn't like him because he swears too much and its so %^%$%* UNFAIR!!!!
*****FLOUNCE******
I remember once when my mum was slating my dad- she told me how awful he'd once been to her. "He called me a...a.... (spells out) C-O-W once, you know!"
How unjust is that!
ARRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!
Stand well back.......
my 76 year old mother- who hates profanity- has just come back from a week in a Blackpool B&B. Now, I was really chuffed she'd had a lovely time, and that the B&B owner had arranged for her & her mate to go to a couple of FREE shows.
Until she mentioned one of the people she'd been to see. "I went to his show, and I met him & had my picture taken with him after. What's his name. That Billy something, with the long hair"
Billy f*&^%%$^£ %$£&&%* Connolly!
FGS! He's my idol- I've always wanted to get round to going to one of his shows, my mother doesn't like him because he swears too much and its so %^%$%* UNFAIR!!!!
*****FLOUNCE******
I remember once when my mum was slating my dad- she told me how awful he'd once been to her. "He called me a...a.... (spells out) C-O-W once, you know!"
How unjust is that!
Quote by winchwenchCum share a baileys with me?
Oooh, Bailey's on Nola- and who said the word "wench?"
Right, so long as you don't apply that silly "not serving you if you're already inebriated" nonsense, I'll have a.....a.....erm....a large one, please!
Did I mention the Billy Connolly thing? Consolation needed over here!
Quote byCum share a baileys with me?
Oooh, Bailey's on Nola- and who said the word "wench?"
Right, so long as you don't apply that silly "not serving you if you're already inebriated" nonsense, I'll have a.....a.....erm....a large one, please!
Did I mention the Billy Connolly thing? Consolation needed over here!
yes please, drizzled upon the clitoris of a willing recipient- and licked off just as it starts to tingle & burn....
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Welcome back nola! May I have something very British to go with the last night of the Proms please? What did Elgar and Blake drink? Malvern water?
Just for you, Loveliest One!
And then when you've been British and sipped your Malvern Water, come join in the messy but marvellous Baileys fun... I do believe we had a 'licking off' volunteer a few posts back!!
