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I was going to have a dip... but erm ... changed my mind.... off for a southern comfort instead..
Wheres the barman gone now? cool
Quote by goose35
Where's the Spiced? :shock:
I'll have to go for a Bailey's then, served on the bits it makes tingle :rascal:

Right i'm barman where you want it :twisted:
Gently drizzled upon my waiting clitoris, sil vous plait. :thumbup:
Oooeerrrr Winchwench...... (having naughty thoughts...)
Quote by winchwench
Where's the Spiced? :shock:
I'll have to go for a Bailey's then, served on the bits it makes tingle :rascal:

Right i'm barman where you want it :twisted:
Gently drizzled upon my waiting clitoris, sil vous plait. :thumbup: redface
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Make mine a stiff one!! confused :? :? lol :lol:

I'm in!! :twisted:
I dont want to be thought of as a moaner ... but ...... where the bluddy hell is my brandy? ...... I have been in this hot tub for hours ....... I am all wrinkley and look like Steveg now! :giggle:
Please can someone delete this post? ........ coz if he sees it I am deader than dead!!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I dont want to be thought of as a moaner ... but ...... where the bluddy hell is my brandy? ...... I have been in this hot tub for hours ....... I am all wrinkley and look like Steveg now! :giggle:
Please can someone delete this post? ........ coz if he sees it I am deader than dead!!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Did you say can someone quote this post?? confused :? :? wink
OK whose for a barbie... :shock: the weather is gorgeous confused oh! by the way that chair close to the fire is spoken for cool
I've got plenty of meat to go round :? :shock: er..whose got the drinks??
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I dont want to be thought of as a moaner ... but ...... where the bluddy hell is my brandy? ...... I have been in this hot tub for hours ....... I am all GORGEOUS just like Steveg! :giggle:
Please can someone delete this post? ........ coz if he sees it I am deader than dead!!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Did you say can someone quote this post?? confused :? :? wink
Thanks SARGE kiss :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by MrFC
OK whose for a barbie... :shock: the weather is gorgeous confused oh! by the way that chair close to the fire is spoken for cool
I've got plenty of meat to go round :? :shock: er..whose got the drinks??

Awww, bless. Mr FC saved me a chair kiss
Quote by winchwench
OK whose for a barbie... :shock: the weather is gorgeous confused oh! by the way that chair close to the fire is spoken for cool
I've got plenty of meat to go round :? :shock: er..whose got the drinks??

Awww, bless. Mr FC saved me a chair kiss
Will you get off my lap woman!! didn't you see me here? rolleyes
Quote by st3v3
I'm still waiting for my afternoon tea in the mods lounge sad
ok, the bar is open, its self service for a bit redface

Bluddy hell!!
Admin have bottled Mal!
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*stamps feet*
I am still waiting for the drink I ordered on Friday night! mad
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*Straddles bar* right everyone... I'm taking over.. whose next and what do you want?? :rascal:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
*Straddles bar* right everyone... I'm taking over.. whose next and what do you want?? :rascal:

Please can I have a double brandy, diet coke, 2 ice cubes and a slice of lime, shaken and in a long pretty glass?
Thanks passionkiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'll keep you company Sam, hate to see anyone drinking alone!!
Make mine a large gin and slimline tonic, ice and a slice of lime.
Ta muchly!
Nola x
Quote by blonde
*stamps feet*
I am still waiting for the drink I ordered on Friday night! mad
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Double brandy & diet coke, in a long glass with a slice of lime and 2 ice cubes........ shaken for the beautiful blonde sitting in the corner!
I'll have a large Mal with ice please wink
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Quote by westerross
*stamps feet*
I am still waiting for the drink I ordered on Friday night! mad
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Double brandy & diet coke, in a long glass with a slice of lime and 2 ice cubes........ shaken for the beautiful blonde sitting in the corner!
I'll have a large Mal with ice please wink
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*coughs*
and for the not so blonde, but (with a bit of slap on, having had a good night's sleep, and on a good day almost) beautiful one sat next to her?????
Quote by noladreams30
*stamps feet*
I am still waiting for the drink I ordered on Friday night! mad
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Double brandy & diet coke, in a long glass with a slice of lime and 2 ice cubes........ shaken for the beautiful blonde sitting in the corner!
I'll have a large Mal with ice please wink
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*coughs*
and for the not so blonde, but (with a bit of slap on, having had a good night's sleep, and on a good day almost) beautiful one sat next to her?????
Hehe! you've gotta stamp yer feet gel!
Large gin, slimline tonic , ice and lemon fer the dream in the corner as well.
Bluddy 'ell you girls have long and very particular names for your drinks!! rolleyes
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Coming up.... cool Now where did I put the icecubes.......... :shock:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Coming up.... cool Now where did I put the icecubes.......... :shock:

Pass Kitty the bucket!
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A large soft drink here please lol
A nice cup of tea here please :-)
Will have to make the tea yourself.. I'm a bit busy with the screaming orgasm..... cool
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Will have to make the tea yourself.. I'm a bit busy with the screaming orgasm..... cool

Wanders off looking for the kettle muttering something about not being able to get the staff these days
Quote by Steve
Will have to make the tea yourself.. I'm a bit busy with the screaming orgasm..... cool

Wanders off looking for the kettle muttering something about not being able to get the staff these days
Tut - you could help with the screaming orgasm :rascal:
Bet you wouldn't say that if it was the other way round!! biggrin
Quote by Steve
Will have to make the tea yourself.. I'm a bit busy with the screaming orgasm..... cool

Wanders off looking for the kettle muttering something about not being able to get the staff these days :giggle: :giggle:
You could... I do have my hands rather busy at the moment....
Quote by Freckledbird
Will have to make the tea yourself.. I'm a bit busy with the screaming orgasm..... cool

Wanders off looking for the kettle muttering something about not being able to get the staff these days
Tut - you could help with the screaming orgasm :rascal: 8-)
Quote by Freckledbird
I'll have a screaming orgasm please. biggrin

Last time I tried to mix one of those I left a sticky mess all over yer kitchen!!! lol :lol: :lol:
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