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It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
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The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
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Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
It's spookily quiet in here.....
Where is everyone?!
There's an echo up here in SH towers-
Hello? is anyone there? Hello?!?!! hello hello hello hello.....
Who on earth is gonna get me my vino?!
Humph!!!
Do i have to serve myself?!
Can you get me a LARGE anything while you are there please? wink
Heavens, I thought it was Thursday today :doh: My poor grandchildren would have been taken to school in the morning! confused :? :?
No wonder Im confused most of time!
Oh well, in that case I better have drink :lol2:
large voddy n coke for moi please!
Lager for me please :cheers:
We doing the airbed thing in the pool tonight :high-smile:
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Lager for me please :cheers:
We doing the airbed thing in the pool tonight :high-smile:

Think I'll take a rain check on the airbed - not sure if you have public liability insurance? :lol2:
I wouldn't mind a pint tho please ta :smile:
vodka orange please, and a large one wink Il be on the pool table :shock:
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Think I'll take a rain check on the airbed - not sure if you have public liability insurance? :lol2:

I think we are ok on that, but the races did get a bit out of hand last time, all those bubbles as well, not to mention the gas, if someone had lit up a cigarette who knows what may have happened :uhoh:
Lets stick to the beer, its help yourself tonight I'm afraid
Am still hungover so a pint of your finest hair o' the dog please lol
Large Brandy & Coke please
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Iced water with ice n a slice please, Im driving.
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Iced water with ice n a slice please, Im driving.


Have a drink. I will call you a cab! :rascal:
you're a cab! :giggle:
drinkies Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by st3v3

Think I'll take a rain check on the airbed - not sure if you have public liability insurance? :lol2:

I think we are ok on that, but the races did get a bit out of hand last time, all those bubbles as well, not to mention the gas, if someone had lit up a cigarette who knows what may have happened :uhoh:
Lets stick to the beer, its help yourself tonight I'm afraid

I know its the Steve but does Dawnie always have to supply the bubbles? :giggle: and all that air you provided confused :? there has to be other ways of saving pennies!!! Like not buying any more Blue and Red ink lol
I'll have a beer tho, whilst going is good - heavens knows what we could be offered next week instead.... :lol: :lol:
could I have a beer served by an afro/asian female caucasian skinny young nubile buxom milf bbw please biggrin

translates to "Anyone who has half a heart to serve a Lost bloke" :D
well, i've already helped myself to the sauv blanc, and my glass takes half a bottle- anyone else joining me?!.....
I'll join you maz xx
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I'll join you maz xx

woop woop!
I'm getting slowly mongled on my lonesome (well den is on the red, but he doesn't count!)
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I'll join you maz xx

woop woop!
I'm getting slowly mongled on my lonesome (well den is on the red, but he doesn't count!)
lets get mongled (you mean drunk right? :giggle: together!
Fancy a dip in the hot tub :rascalconfused
hell yeh! a nekkid dip, mind! :twisted:
no problem innocent
*lyns saunters over to the hot tub and gets in seductively*
leaning over just like she does in her avatar maz hopes....
:rascal: bending over just for you maz. Hope your gonna return the favour.... :rascal:
hehe sure i can manage that!!! now who's gonna turn on the bubbles??!!
seeing as we have had no other offers I guess I will have to bend way over to turn them on innocent
and i'll just bend waaaay over in the other direction to reach the vino to fill our glasses.....
:cheers: bubbles on. Anyone else care to join us in the tub?? The more the merrier :rascal:
*Runs & jumps in the tub!*
Lovely :silly: Who's got the champagne? drinkies
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
here............. have a glass........... cool
Is the jucuzzi out in the glorious sun? If it is, I'll have a cocktail of your choosing Maz smile With a nice little umbrella in the top cool x