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Quote by Shireen_Mids
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface

Do you remember what I posted earlier Shireen????
I'm first in the queue mind!
:twisted:
Erm...... Go on remind me.... What did you say earlier?? surprisedops:
F**K her??
wink
Quote by Bloke2005
If you ask nicely, I can get you some of the spray they use at the dentist to dumb you before the needle....
As the dentist says - now you will only feel a small prick!
lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Stop it, it's too late to laugh like this... I am having really bad thoughts though about everyone that's posted here in the last 20 minutes or so actually being in Chameleons on the same night... I for one would be frothing at the mouth all evening :rascal:
yeah - but who's froth would it be :lickface:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh THAT post redface Anytime hun anytime wink :rascal:
MrFC in his best Kenneth Williams style
Ere......... stop larkin around........
Quote by MrFC
MrFC in his best Kenneth Williams style
Ere......... stop larkin around........

You started it with the balloons.... lol
lol :lol: :lol:
They weren't balloons cool
Poor show here.............. and the club is empty :cry:
Quote by MrFC
Poor show here.............. and the club is empty :cry:

oow the real bum is back!
just in from work where is everyone
i hope you all had fun while i was working hard
Quote by PoloLady
Poor show here.............. and the club is empty :cry:

oow the real bum is back!
Yes, he has a PM wink
MrFC - may I just say (and I'm being serious right now) You have great arse :rascal:
Where the coffee and bacon butties? :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Where the coffee and bacon butties? :shock:

Right here.... wink

Would you like them downstairs or just want them in bed? :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Where the coffee and bacon butties? :shock:

Right here.... wink

Would you like them downstairs or just want them in bed? :wink:
Oooooo I love you ! kiss Am out of bed now and back home again :giggle:
HOT DOGS ! !
GET YOUR HOT DOGS ! !
Cream for your coffee, Miss :wanker:
Quote by Tramper
HOT DOGS ! !
GET YOUR HOT DOGS ! !
Cream for your coffee, Miss :wanker:

Can I have mustard on that? innocent
Quote by saucyminx
HOT DOGS ! !
GET YOUR HOT DOGS ! !
Cream for your coffee, Miss :wanker:

mmmm!
Now Tomato ketchup or brown sauce?
I just can't decide wink
That sound a little like "Red or Brown"
Can I have a big big big Cup of Coffee please ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Tramper

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You really shouldn't encourage him - If his head gets any bigger you'll have to come over and help me get him back in his box. biggrin
Afternoon cakes anyone??
Got a sunburnt back here
Quote by Sarah
Afternoon cakes anyone??
Got a sunburnt back here

you put the kettle on, I'll get the after sun cream :twisted: Now where'd you want it? :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
Afternoon cakes anyone??
Got a sunburnt back here

coffee and afternoon cakey-bun? lol
I'm in :lol:
Quote by Darkfire
coffee and afternoon cakey-bun? lol
I'm in :lol:

Funnily enough he's just been out to get some cakey-bun & double cream. biggrin
The coffe pots on Darkfire if you fancy popping round
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

coffee and afternoon cakey-bun? lol
I'm in :lol:

Funnily enough he's just been out to get some cakey-bun & double cream. biggrin
The coffe pots on Darkfire if you fancy popping round
Enh
and what about me???
Quote by Sarah

coffee and afternoon cakey-bun? lol
I'm in :lol:

Funnily enough he's just been out to get some cakey-bun & double cream. biggrin
The coffe pots on Darkfire if you fancy popping round
Enh
and what about me???
Oooooh :twisted:
Would 2 blondes and a dark "count and coffee" and cream ???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
* In reality - there are some days when I can't even mangage to chuck one off the wrist at the moment, never mind entertaining redface
More tea vicar? wink
Quote by Bloke2005
More tea vicar? wink

no thanks, gives me wind :shock:
more voddy please :cheers:
no more vodka pete!! your on cooking n cleaning duties!!! or you might get yourself a groin injury !!!! and then id have to come over and look after mrs pete too lol :lol: :lol:
barperson bring up that crate of vodka from the cellar for mr pete!!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :thumbup:
Just getting the Dutch Apple Cake and cream out while I'm waiting for the coffee.
Anybody want a piece? :rascal:
oooh dutch apple cake and lots of cream ? yes please hlb, and heres your coffee hun x