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:shock: Has no one been and offered to massage your feet yet MrsFC??
Come here and sit yourself down and I will do it for you hun kiss
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I have a lovely massage bar here MrsFC from Lush.... It smells of toffee :rascal:
I am just off to languish in a tub of Lush but I will be back to massage your feet wink I will leave the massage bar here just incase any kind person offers to do it before I get back :wink:
Shireen
xxx

Me! Me! Me! I'll do it.... as long as MrFC watches :rascal:
rotflmao I will move over then Bloke and let you see to MrsFC.... I think MrFC has his pinny on tonight so I will leave you 3 alone and wander into the corner with my very large glass of vodka, lime and lemonade and watch wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
rotflmao I will move over then Bloke and let you see to MrsFC.... I think MrFC has his pinny on tonight so I will leave you 3 alone and wander into the corner with my very large glass of vodka, lime and lemonade and watch wink

A pinny - great minds, I have mine on too..
Bon soir.... how might I be of service? :wink:

MrsFC - where are you?
Quote by Bloke2005
Me! Me! Me! I'll do it.... as long as MrFC watches :rascal:

Hey !!!!! Bloke !!! my feet pleeeeeease !!
Mrfc will not be far away smile
How are you will your tongue skills as I'm very pickie confused
Quote by MrsFC

Me! Me! Me! I'll do it.... as long as MrFC watches :rascal:

Hey !!!!! Bloke !!! my feet pleeeeeease !!
Mrfc will not be far away smile
How are you will your tongue skills as I'm very pickie confused
I have a HUGE tongue and can touch my forehead with it :shock: ... is MrFC there? I need to see him in a pinny first or I won't believe you're a couple... wink
Quote by Bloke2005

Me! Me! Me! I'll do it.... as long as MrFC watches :rascal:

Hey !!!!! Bloke !!! my feet pleeeeeease !!
Mrfc will not be far away smile
How are you will your tongue skills as I'm very pickie confused
I have a HUGE tongue and can touch my forehead with it :shock: ... is MrFC there? I need to see him in a pinny first or I won't believe you're a couple... wink
Bloke worship
:wink:
Quote by MrsFC

Me! Me! Me! I'll do it.... as long as MrFC watches :rascal:

Hey !!!!! Bloke !!! my feet pleeeeeease !!
Mrfc will not be far away smile
How are you will your tongue skills as I'm very pickie confused
Lady, you just know I'm always available for your feet passionkiss
Quote by the_Laird
Bloke worship
wink

Why are you on your knees in front of me and does Fee know? :rascal:
good god - look at the time!
Quote by Bloke2005
Bloke worship
wink

Why are you on your knees in front of me and does Fee know? :rascal:
Should I answer that with my mouth full????
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm watching :rascal:
ooops - did you guys want to be left alone wink
Quote by PoloLady
good god - look at the time!

Poof.... 10 minutes and I turn into a pumpkin? Evenin' wink
Laird - you can do whatever you want at this moment in time.... damn, too slow, the moment has gone.. lol
Quote by Bloke2005
good god - look at the time!

Poof.... 10 minutes and I turn into a pumpkin? Evenin' wink
Laird - you can do whatever you want at this moment in time.... damn, too slow, the moment has gone.. lol
So Bloke
can I stand up now???
:wink:
My word... MrFC too - this is like 'bloke's fantasy 3-some' :rascal:
Yes Laird you can stand but only if you call me 'sir' wink
:high-smile:
Quote by the_Laird
Lady, you just know I'm always available for your feet passionkiss

Ooooh Laird.....................................I'm quivering ..............just with the thought!!!!!!!!!!!! sillyassionkiss:
It's reminding me of Monday night at the club :grin:
Quote by Bloke2005
My word... MrFC too - this is like 'bloke's fantasy 3-some' :rascal:

TART!!!!!
Quote by Bloke2005
Yes Laird you can stand but only if you call me 'sir' wink

flipa Pushing it now :flipa:
:wink:
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface
Quote by PoloLady
It's reminding me of Monday night at the club :grin:

rotflmao
Yes Laird, I thought that would get a rise out of you wink
Quote by the_Laird
My word... MrFC too - this is like 'bloke's fantasy 3-some' :rascal:

TART!!!!!
redface surprisedops: :shock: ERE WATCHA TALKIN ABOUT........(MY MACHO VOICE)
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface

You carry on... meanwhile I can go and reply to Steve's ad :rascal: Will you put in a good word for me? lol
Quote by MrFC
My word... MrFC too - this is like 'bloke's fantasy 3-some' :rascal:

TART!!!!!
redface surprisedops: :shock: ERE WATCHA TALKIN ABOUT........(MY MACHO VOICE)

Calm down MrFC... you're getting your quotes mixed up, it will only hurt for the first 30 seconds or so.... honest wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface

You carry on... meanwhile I can go and reply to Steve's ad :rascal: Will you put in a good word for me? lol
rotflmao You are such a bad man smackbottom
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface

Do you remember what I posted earlier Shireen????
I'm first in the queue mind!
:twisted:
If you ask nicely, I can get you some of the spray they use at the dentist to dumb you before the needle....
As the dentist says - now you will only feel a small prick!
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by the_Laird
Dont mind me I am just here to perve at Lairds avatar redface

Do you remember what I posted earlier Shireen????
I'm first in the queue mind!
:twisted:
Erm...... Go on remind me.... What did you say earlier?? surprisedops:
Quote by PoloLady
If you ask nicely, I can get you some of the spray they use at the dentist to dumb you before the needle....
As the dentist says - now you will only feel a small prick!
lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Stop it, it's too late to laugh like this... I am having really bad thoughts though about everyone that's posted here in the last 20 minutes or so actually being in Chameleons on the same night... I for one would be frothing at the mouth all evening :rascal: