I've had to cancel my weekend away so I'm hoping you lot can show me a good time and cheer me up
I'll have a glass of anything with bubbles....as long as it didn't come out of the jacuzzi :shock:
Fee
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Quote by Alexandra
Im back......make mine a pint too please!
A pint of Spiced Rum & coke!
Just finished cancelling my birthday bash. I need a damn good soak!
Ahhhh!! Let me show you the new jacuzzi :twisted:
MrFC - You Tart!
WW - be careful you never know whats lurking in those bubbles :shock:
BUBBLES!!!!!!
I knew i'd forgotten something :doh:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Hi guys
I've had to cancel my weekend away so I'm hoping you lot can show me a good time and cheer me up
I'll have a glass of anything with bubbles....as long as it didn't come out of the jacuzzi :shock:
Fee
XX
Me too Fee... don't want bubbles but anything cold and alcoholic will do.
:cry:
Quote by sheddy
Ah... the dedicated driver enters the zone... welcome!
More wine here please and top up the DDs juice.:lol:
Dedicated but not driving me cars knackerd :cry: I've gone from driving a 7 seater 4x4 to my mothers clio
ops: :oops:That's OK.. long as we can get back from the pub without crashing or being done by the police. So kind of you to offer Sheddy.... x xx
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That's OK.. long as we can get back from the pub without crashing or being done by the police. So kind of you to offer Sheddy.... x xx
Well if it's a responsible, trust worthy and reliable eprson your looking for
I'm sure Pete is knocking around here somewhere
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: How fast do Clios go???
Quote by Jags
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
1 and 4 you can have as much of as you like I'm off wine for the time being so all the more for you
:D 2 it'd be a pleasure but sadly for number 3 I may have to bring in an outside contractor, but I'll have a go if madam desires 
Quote by sheddy
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
1 and 4 you can have as much of as you like I'm off wine for the time being so all the more for you
:D 2 it'd be a pleasure but sadly for number 3 I may have to bring in an outside contractor, but I'll have a go if madam desires You can't do sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sensations??
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
1 and 4 you can have as much of as you like I'm off wine for the time being so all the more for you
:D 2 it'd be a pleasure but sadly for number 3 I may have to bring in an outside contractor, but I'll have a go if madam desires You can't do sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sensations??
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Unfortunately he uses me as his stunt double for that :rascal: but don't tell anyone, its a secret :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
1 and 4 you can have as much of as you like I'm off wine for the time being so all the more for you
:D 2 it'd be a pleasure but sadly for number 3 I may have to bring in an outside contractor, but I'll have a go if madam desires You can't do sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sensations??
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Unfortunately he uses me as his stunt double for that :rascal: but don't tell anyone, its a secret :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sometimes I just love this place!!!
:happy:
Quote by Jags
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
1 and 4 you can have as much of as you like I'm off wine for the time being so all the more for you
:D 2 it'd be a pleasure but sadly for number 3 I may have to bring in an outside contractor, but I'll have a go if madam desires You can't do sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sensations??
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Unfortunately he uses me as his stunt double for that :rascal: but don't tell anyone, its a secret :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sometimes I just love this place!!!
:happy:
And Pete uses me for his body double
Sex God
Quote by Jags
That's OK.. long as we can get back from the pub without crashing or being done by the police. So kind of you to offer Sheddy.... x xx
well u'd better just hope he doesn't get lost............these truckers have a rubbish sense of direction! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
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I say? Is the bar still open?
Ahh bob me ole mucker, pull up a shtool <hic>
what's ur poison mate? i'll geddemin :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
well u'd better just hope he doesn't get lost............these truckers have a rubbish sense of direction! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sod all wrong with our sense of direction, it's those giving us directions that are to blame
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Don't you fookin dare start me on that issue we'll be here alll night and trust me I WILL WIN THE ARGUEMENT :shock: besides I'm an ex truck driver
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Sex God
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Don't you fookin dare start me on that issue we'll be here alll night and trust me I WILL WIN THE ARGUEMENT :shock: besides I'm an ex truck driver
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom::laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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