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katy stands up turns around and bends over............... pleeeeease :twisted:
ooo mister you bring my naughty side out tut tut there i was starting an innocent conversation with you if there was an emotion for shacking the head i would use it but ther isnt so ill use this instead sillyhwoar:
I only bring out the naughty side in you because I know you LOVE IT
and I beleave the emtion you are looking for is :moon: so as I can follow it up with a few smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 's
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I only bring out the naughty side in you because I know you LOVE IT
and I beleave the emtion you are looking for is :moon: so as I can follow it up with a few smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 's

hehehehe you know me too well :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
now answer my questions mister are you going to the yorks munch and have you been to one befor???????
evenin all wave
:shock: :shock: wtf is going on in here? :shock: :shock:
have you lot any idea what NC is going to say when he sees this lot :taz: :fuckinghell: poke
right you lot. get these clothes picked up, cplbbw, you look silly with Mik's boxers on your head. squirtee you of all people shoud know better :small-print: :jagsatwork:
and the feckin JD is all gone again ffs mad whip
oh, and who's are these nuts?
Oh well, if you cant beat them, I'll have a large Glenmorangee please :twisted:
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mik get your ass in here and pull up a chair im bored!! you gona come to the yorks munch then, you been to any befor?

Right then serious conversation you want then thats what you get of course i'm going to come i'd love to put a face to the breasts sorry I mean post's as for have I been to any before the answer is no unfortuantly i've not had the pleasure yet what with setting up my own buisness my time (and cash) is a bit tight but thing's are picking up so I reackon it's about time
I got out and about. Most peolple i've met so far have been through the Ad's rather than the forum so i'd love to meet some of the folks off here biggrin
Hiya Pete i'll share some of that Glenma er Glemarng oh bugger i'd love some of that whisky with you and i'll get cplbbw a Cheeky Vimto me think's drinkies
hi pete wave you might fall over with shock but me and mik are having a serious conversation :shock:
iv not been to one yet but we are down for the notts munch and im def going the GFZ one wont miss that for the world, o my god can you just imagine us lot in a real bar FFS its bad enough on here lol :twisted: will be a bloody good night though
See I told you last night that some day i'd get to meet you and ye of little faith doubted me sad
Well I for one can't wait if only to meet some of my greatest friends of that there internet smile
Quote by mik69
See I told you last night that some day i'd get to meet you and ye of little faith doubted me sad
Well I for one can't wait if only to meet some of my greatest friends of that there internet smile

do you think that when we all get in a room together at long last we would all no with out even talking who is who, i mean after talking on here so much you get to no people ooo im talking bollocks arnt i :doh: shut up katy lol redface
I know excately what you mean hun I do have a tedancy to live my life on here a lot but to be honest i'm working f'n long hour's 7 day's a week at the moment and posting life's little mishaps really is quite theraputic for me also if some one get's a laugh out of thing's that have
gone during my day then I don't mind other wise I wouldn't put it on here. But as for meeting each other I must warn you in person i'm quite shy redface
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I know excately what you mean hun I do have a tedancy to live my life on here a lot but to be honest i'm working f'n long hour's 7 day's a week at the moment and posting life's little mishaps really is quite theraputic for me also if some one get's a laugh out of thing's that have
gone during my day then I don't mind other wise I wouldn't put it on here. But as for meeting each other I must warn you in person i'm quite shy redface

you no what me too but not for long, kev my other half just fills the room he is so lively, fun and energetic that there is never a dull moment when he is around and he always puts me at ease and gives me so much confidence you just wouldnt believe!!
i no what you mean about it been theraputic on here with kev been away so much its hard and it easy to get down but this place just picks you up and keeps you going
Aaw bless isn't this turning into a nice little chat (if not a bit public) come here you kiss :therethere: But yes like I said it really takes a load of stress off me to be able to come in here and unload rant and get my opinions across I know I may not be everybodys cup of tea but what the fook if everyone got on in life it would soon become dull besides I know for a fact that if i'm ever in need of advice help or just a chat I can come onto here or even PM or MSN more than enough people to satisfy my ego lol smile
this turning a right little love in lol where is the bloody beer and the twister.... no too tiered for twister, thats another thing when your on here the time just flys one min its 9 then its stupid oclock rolleyes
o and hun you no where i am any time im only a pm away!!
love in confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
why am i not involved :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Thanks hun but to be honest I just don't get the time I know i'm on here a lot but it's either at home or in my office and i'm doing other stuff at the same time may it be invoices the books or even beating the yanks at poker but as you well know your more than welcome to PM me if your ever stuck christ we are loved up tonight the sarge is going to tell us to get a room in a min or atleast fook off in the chat room :scared: smile
evening all dont suppose there is any Glenmorangee left???
p.s mik its not just a whisky its nectar biggrin :D
biggrin :D :D hi dracae you been out on the town hun come and join the love in hun kiss
mik your a love :kiss:
or is there only stubby beers left rotflmao :rotflmao:
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biggrin :D :D hi dracae you been out on the town hun come and join the love in hun kiss
mik your a love :kiss:

you could start nursing tomorrows hangover now please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bloody hell its filling up in here hi wave lovejoy hun you have to behave in here no making my eyes water or talking about cucumber ok hun lol :lol:
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love in confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
why am i not involved :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

ahh my arch nemisis returns if you rewind the thread theres a huge thanks for ya somewhere but if your too tippsy i'll do it again THANKS DRACAEbiggrin
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evening all dont suppose there is any Glenmorangee left???
p.s mik its not just a whisky its nectar :D :D

I'm an under educated bum i'm afraid lovejoy so my usual tipple when it comes to the optic dept is bourban but I have been know to enjoy a spanish brandy from time to time drinkies
congratulations on reaching the thousand cplbbw biggrin :D
think the drinks are on you wink :D
heres to the next thousand :cheers: :happy: :happy:
you keep me :D with your posts keep it up please :D :D
bloody hell i didnt even notice 1000 posts full of bollock :shock:
ta kiss dracae
here to the next 1000 :cheers: if you will have me lol

ahh my arch nemisis returns if you rewind the thread theres a huge thanks for ya somewhere but if your too tippsy i'll do it again THANKS DRACAEbiggrin
my pleasure mate smile here's a large jd and ice for ye drinkies
nothing wrong with spanish brandy mik i lived there for three years & love it now smile
would rather have a bottle of remy martin xo but at £100 a bottle its spanish for me lol
as for bourban i would rather have a bottle of jd (sour mash) much smoother biggrin :D
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Bloody hell she is a whore as well sorry post whore I checked earlier and she was way off
and I thought it would be next week end so i've not been keeping my eye out sorry hun you can punish me if you wish but in the mean time CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKEING THE POLE PURPLE TO THE END
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if you will have me lol

OMG................wtf do you mean IF confused:
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dracae will you have me lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
Edit great minds think alike eh Dracae :twisted: